Not that I really care for Chris Martin, but how the fuck can he stand to live with this pretentious, blathering cunt? Now that OBL is dead, she is the most horrible person in the world. What's on Seal Team 6's calendar this month?
This arrogant bith makes me want to puke. In her hair as I violate her anus. As her husband watches. Picasso=Martin...from Fagplay? Really? Picasso? This bitch needs to go back and study art history as well as get her head out of her impossibly deep ass.
This arrogant bith makes me want to puke. In her hair as I violate her anus. As her husband watches. Picasso=Martin...from Fagplay? Really? Picasso? This bitch needs to go back and study art history as well as get her head out of her impossibly deep ass. Wich i will plumb.
Dude, I'm like some middle aged woman living in the midwest, and I've been lasered to the point where I'll never need another bikini wax. It's permanent. If she's super-cool, why is she still waxing? In Paris or otherwise?
<<It’s good to shock people who think of me as the prim Gwyneth Paltrow.”>> Then post Chris Martin giving you a Dirty Sanchez. Then we'll all think you're cool...and like you.
It's a bad cycle. Ppl hate her so she tries to insult them by bragging about her life, then making the hate stronger and adds new haters, then it turned her personally into a gloating little goat that no one likes, she hasn't got much compared to other celebs.. Her and Chris don't even have sex and it's heard in Hollywood that theyve secretly separated. And he's probably rooting hot models andshes roofing carrot and celery sticks. Stupid fish sticks Paltrow!
On deciding to launch GOOP: “When you go to Paris and your concierge sends you to some… restaurant because they get a kickback, it’s like, No. Where should I really be? Where is the great bar with organic wine? Where do I get a bikini wax in Paris? People know that I know that…”
You gotta be fucking kidding me. This bitch is so out of touch it's pathetic. Attn, Gwyneth Paltrow: the US is in the middle of a meltdown. People are losing their jobs, their homes, their savings, their hope. People are struggling to put food on the table, and your biggest contribution is to tell other entitled pampered poodles like yourself where to go in Paris to get a manicure? Please pull your head out of your ass & stick a gun in your mouth; that's about the only way you'll do anyone any good...
the thing is - she is always name dropping beyonce and jay z in every interview. its like she she knows shes not relevant if it werent for her friendship with them. she just tries too hard
Wow... Coldplay is as good as Picasso? Hmm... I guess I just don't know enough about art.
I agree with Virgo... she is trying too hard to sound relevant. She just comes off as a shitstain. Of course if you asked her, she'd say we were all jealous of her success. Whatever makes her sleep at night... (that isn't drug related I suppose.) She reminds me of Madaline Ashton in "Death Becomes Her"... :) Out-dated, out-classed, and out of time.
What the fuck is she supposed to talk about when people ask her about eating in Paris?
"I'm going to ignore your question and talk about something else." Then you'll all be commenting on what a vapid whore she is for ignoring the question. Fucking troglodytes.
I've never thought she was beautiful or movie star material in any sense. Crooked teeth, weird eyes, pointy noise, too-high cheekbones. She reminds me in this pic a lot of "Carrie"-era Sissy Spacek. Only as far as I know Sissy was never a worthless cunt. Thanks, Blythe and dead dad, for releasing this horror onto the world...
She is dumber than I thought... musical genius? HA! Picasso? HA HA HA HA! Transplant her brain into a pigeon and it will fly backwards. Now do yourself a favor and STFU your royal cuntiness.
I would like a three way with Gwyneth and Avril Lavigne and I would bang the annoying right out of both their asses. And because they both suck as humans, the only lube I would use is their tears.
While some guy in Sweden was trying to split atoms in his kitchen, we have Gwyneth! She is splitting something else though. What a great CUNTRY we've become.
Must have been tough growing up the way she did... she's over come so much. She didn't ask to be born and yet she makes the best of it.... that's real strength. What a stupid CLUELESS bitch!
#2 seriously had me pissing my pants. That was amazing. Now, I hate this stupid cunt, so please, no one think I'm defending her, but I don't think she wants to be "lifestyle guru" to us little people - there's no way, with all the PR people she has around her that she's trying to target us. Do you summer in the south of France and spend 30K every season on clothes? Yes? Then Fishstick Cuntbag is for you... Do you vacation in Myrtle Beach and stalk a sales rack Old Navy like it's your job? Yes? Go back under the rock from which you came.
The interview didn't translate well because she originally gave it in Spanish. The actually words out of her mouth were, "Soy Gwyneth Paltrow, y si, soy una cunta enorma."
There's no way you can make me believe that terrence howard was a bigger bitch than gweneth in the iron man movie. espcially when she opens her mouth & talks this much shit.
Everybody knows that she knows where to get the great bikini wax in Paris, because everybody knows she likes to keep her kitty clean and tidy. She may be a pretentious bitch, but she obviously does have at least one redeeming feature.
Of course she'd go to Beyonce and JayZ... you don't go a body shop to get your car engine fixed. If you need the name of a competent, discrete Auto-Tune guy, you go to the source.
54 Comments:
Leave Your CommentChris Martin is like Picasso? Ignorant comparison
By astery, on August 3, 2011 09:36:37
Not that I really care for Chris Martin, but how the fuck can he stand to live with this pretentious, blathering cunt? Now that OBL is dead, she is the most horrible person in the world. What's on Seal Team 6's calendar this month?
By anonymous, on August 3, 2011 10:04:43
HAHAHAHAHA this is the second site i've been to with this link and i could hate on this insufferable hag all day. more more more!!!!
By anonymous, on August 3, 2011 10:11:36
#1, the Chris Martin statement was your only issue with that interview?
By anonymous, on August 3, 2011 10:34:27
Looks like somebody's drinkin their own delusional kool-aid. She annoys the fuck out of me. Who wants to fuck a stick?
By Idolikeyouinthatway, on August 3, 2011 10:42:04
#1
You have to understand, she only knows Picasso as how John Lovitz portrayed him on SNL.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2011 10:56:09
This arrogant bith makes me want to puke. In her hair as I violate her anus. As her husband watches. Picasso=Martin...from Fagplay? Really? Picasso? This bitch needs to go back and study art history as well as get her head out of her impossibly deep ass.
By Mr. Peterschmitt, on August 3, 2011 11:09:13
This arrogant bith makes me want to puke. In her hair as I violate her anus. As her husband watches. Picasso=Martin...from Fagplay? Really? Picasso? This bitch needs to go back and study art history as well as get her head out of her impossibly deep ass. Wich i will plumb.
By Mr. Peterschmitt, on August 3, 2011 11:09:48
She really is funny, lmfao. What a cunt!!!11
By anonymous, on August 3, 2011 11:13:12
Dude, I'm like some middle aged woman living in the midwest, and I've been lasered to the point where I'll never need another bikini wax. It's permanent. If she's super-cool, why is she still waxing? In Paris or otherwise?
By Cubs Fan, on August 3, 2011 11:20:49
I want to stab her...repeatedly.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2011 11:30:50
zzzzzzzzzzzz.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2011 11:34:39
Chris Martin is overrated, but he's picasso to every Christian rock band out there. Actually, he's their Jesus.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2011 11:48:35
oh my god someone stop her insipid talk
By tommy tuttle, on August 3, 2011 11:53:44
<<It’s good to shock people who think of me as the prim Gwyneth Paltrow.”>> Then post Chris Martin giving you a Dirty Sanchez. Then we'll all think you're cool...and like you.
By Max, on August 3, 2011 11:53:53
I believe the part about her being dirty. Word has it she fucked a lot of guys in her time. Mostly poor girls worry about being seen as a slut.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2011 12:02:59
It's a bad cycle. Ppl hate her so she tries to insult them by bragging about her life, then making the hate stronger and adds new haters, then it turned her personally into a gloating little goat that no one likes, she hasn't got much compared to other celebs.. Her and Chris don't even have sex and it's heard in Hollywood that theyve secretly separated. And he's probably rooting hot models andshes roofing carrot and celery sticks. Stupid fish sticks Paltrow!
By anonymous, on August 3, 2011 12:05:06
On deciding to launch GOOP: “When you go to Paris and your concierge sends you to some… restaurant because they get a kickback, it’s like, No. Where should I really be? Where is the great bar with organic wine? Where do I get a bikini wax in Paris? People know that I know that…”
You gotta be fucking kidding me. This bitch is so out of touch it's pathetic. Attn, Gwyneth Paltrow: the US is in the middle of a meltdown. People are losing their jobs, their homes, their savings, their hope. People are struggling to put food on the table, and your biggest contribution is to tell other entitled pampered poodles like yourself where to go in Paris to get a manicure? Please pull your head out of your ass & stick a gun in your mouth; that's about the only way you'll do anyone any good...
By anonymous, on August 3, 2011 12:07:05
the thing is - she is always name dropping beyonce and jay z in every interview. its like she she knows shes not relevant if it werent for her friendship with them. she just tries too hard
By virgo, on August 3, 2011 12:10:57
The editor of this magazine must have been beside himself for getting this interview. She sounds more conceited than ever.
By Oh brother, on August 3, 2011 12:29:51
Wow... Coldplay is as good as Picasso? Hmm... I guess I just don't know enough about art.
I agree with Virgo... she is trying too hard to sound relevant. She just comes off as a shitstain. Of course if you asked her, she'd say we were all jealous of her success. Whatever makes her sleep at night... (that isn't drug related I suppose.) She reminds me of Madaline Ashton in "Death Becomes Her"... :) Out-dated, out-classed, and out of time.
By John Glenn's frozen Poo, on August 3, 2011 12:30:03
Pretentious is as pretentious does .
By "Big" Palmer, on August 3, 2011 13:02:44
What the fuck is she supposed to talk about when people ask her about eating in Paris?
"I'm going to ignore your question and talk about something else." Then you'll all be commenting on what a vapid whore she is for ignoring the question. Fucking troglodytes.
By Captain Obvious, on August 3, 2011 13:09:58
I don't like her in any way.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2011 13:10:09
I've never thought she was beautiful or movie star material in any sense. Crooked teeth, weird eyes, pointy noise, too-high cheekbones. She reminds me in this pic a lot of "Carrie"-era Sissy Spacek. Only as far as I know Sissy was never a worthless cunt. Thanks, Blythe and dead dad, for releasing this horror onto the world...
By anonymous, on August 3, 2011 13:52:52
She is dumber than I thought... musical genius? HA! Picasso? HA HA HA HA! Transplant her brain into a pigeon and it will fly backwards. Now do yourself a favor and STFU your royal cuntiness.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2011 14:20:21
OOOh! Look out everyone, fishstix is cool because she hangs out with black people!
By anonymous, on August 3, 2011 14:28:14
I would like a three way with Gwyneth and Avril Lavigne and I would bang the annoying right out of both their asses. And because they both suck as humans, the only lube I would use is their tears.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2011 14:40:27
At least she's better than Jennifer Lopez. She looks and acts like a rich person should, not like some maid who won the lottery.
Is that racist?
By anonymous, on August 3, 2011 14:46:17
she keeps name dropping Jayz and Beyonce since she wants to prove she has cred by hanging out with two of the whitest blacks in the industry.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2011 14:54:25
“When you go to Paris and your concierge sends you to some… restaurant because they get a kickback..."
No, bitch. They're setting you up to get robbed and raped in a back-alley. You see, I pay them to do so.
I want to rape her with a rusty shovel.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2011 15:55:16
One of the ugliest actresses in the business... why the hell does so get so much work? Her acting sucks as well
By Emanuel Goldstien, on August 3, 2011 19:27:54
While some guy in Sweden was trying to split atoms in his kitchen, we have Gwyneth! She is splitting something else though. What a great CUNTRY we've become.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2011 03:00:20
small tits!
By Edgar Gascoyne , on August 4, 2011 03:19:13
I would like this pretentious , bourgeois bitch to cook for me , and suck me off wile I enjoy the food
By Bernard Goldbloom, on August 4, 2011 04:31:37
32 - nepotism. her dad was a hollywood bigwig and her mom is blythe danner, famous actress.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2011 04:39:42
Must have been tough growing up the way she did... she's over come so much. She didn't ask to be born and yet she makes the best of it.... that's real strength. What a stupid CLUELESS bitch!
By anonymous, on August 4, 2011 04:50:32
Just wanted to say...
By anyone but Obama in 2012..., on August 4, 2011 05:22:09
Smallish breasts and crappy hair . Maybe she call call a concierge to find a breast doctor and a hair transplant
By Elihu Smails, on August 4, 2011 05:26:06
Gwyneth Paltrow is funny? Well, if she means "so clueless it's unintentionally funny", then she is the fucking Chris Rock of uptight white actresses.
By kittenbomb, on August 4, 2011 07:58:01
I'm surprised at all the hate. She doesn't inspire much feeling in me one way or the other. She's insipid. Blah. That's about it.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2011 09:27:47
She is fantastic. You are idiots.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2011 10:39:58
Show us your stinkhole Gwyneth. It's all you have left to entertain us with.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2011 12:47:07
Can't get more pretentious than this girl
By anon, on August 4, 2011 13:03:31
#2 seriously had me pissing my pants. That was amazing. Now, I hate this stupid cunt, so please, no one think I'm defending her, but I don't think she wants to be "lifestyle guru" to us little people - there's no way, with all the PR people she has around her that she's trying to target us. Do you summer in the south of France and spend 30K every season on clothes? Yes? Then Fishstick Cuntbag is for you... Do you vacation in Myrtle Beach and stalk a sales rack Old Navy like it's your job? Yes? Go back under the rock from which you came.
By Lucy, on August 4, 2011 13:52:27
The interview didn't translate well because she originally gave it in Spanish. The actually words out of her mouth were, "Soy Gwyneth Paltrow, y si, soy una cunta enorma."
By Veronica, on August 4, 2011 17:59:01
There's no way you can make me believe that terrence howard was a bigger bitch than gweneth in the iron man movie. espcially when she opens her mouth & talks this much shit.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2011 18:19:41
uber cunt
By Andy Kaid, on August 4, 2011 19:32:39
Everybody knows that she knows where to get the great bikini wax in Paris, because everybody knows she likes to keep her kitty clean and tidy. She may be a pretentious bitch, but she obviously does have at least one redeeming feature.
By anonymous, on August 5, 2011 04:22:55
how do we know SHE isn't being paid by these companies to promote their shit?
By anonymous, on August 5, 2011 06:00:35
@6 LOLLLL
By R4T34T, on August 5, 2011 11:02:35
She's annoying and stuck up, but at least she isn't fat and flabby like Christina Hendricks.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2011 17:44:05
Of course she'd go to Beyonce and JayZ... you don't go a body shop to get your car engine fixed. If you need the name of a competent, discrete Auto-Tune guy, you go to the source.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2011 23:21:29
What's on Seal Team 6's calendar this month?
Getting shot down in helicopter in Afghanistan, evidently.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2011 23:23:12
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