Ummm, how the fuck is this different than any other version of Superman? The whole concept of a guy wearing a skintight suit and cape while fighting other guys is homoerotic.
WTF indeed! Why is this"project" even going forward? Can't these geniuses just take the character'as is' instead of 'ass is'? Superman Returns wasn't the disaster it was made out to be.If you try to turn the character into a homo,I'm sorry but(t)it ain't gonna fly, IMHO.
Cue the heiffers stampeding in here to inform everyone of how they too, yes, like to look at mancock... and cheesecake. Yes, mancock and cheesecake... and pizza rolls. Yes, that's it! Mancock, cheesecake and pizza rolls!
"Real" women like to look at these things too, Todd, you racistsexistassholemotherfuckingpig! (waaaaaaaaah, I'm soooooooo lonely!)
Don't be jealous. And why can't it be real? my boyfriend and my ex are like that. God, ONE post for the ladies, and the "men" on here are crying tears of rage.
I am so done with Zack Snyder. He got lucky with 300, but everything since has been god awful. How much slow-motion do you need, really? I can't believe Warner Bros. actually let him do this.
A British chap playing, the role of superman. Out sourcing our super heroes. Another nail in the coffin of the American Empire. Only American Actors should play superman.
All these women talking about how he looks good or has something down there need to either start stripping, making porn or just become a straight prostitute already. You want to feel liberated and strong take that ass out to the street and see if you got what it takes, other wise have some self respect and shut your god damn whore mouth.
Bob and Tom have a character called "Shirtless Girl" I'd go see that movie
Why is his suit dark blue? And has all the trimming on it? He's supposed to be wearing it under his daily work clothes. Although, with THIS Superman, Clark Kent won't be "mild mannered" he'll be "prissy"
And to all the "girls who like to look at cock": I call BullSHIT! NO woman likes to LOOK at cock! These posters are DUDES!
#31 insecure loser, who has never received a compliment in his life because he is hideous/fat and has a penis size of a belly button. Awww....look how cute! Miniature pencil dick is angry. *laughs* Good luck in life LOOOOOOSERRRRRRRR.
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By homo wego, on August 31, 2011 06:41:22
reminds me of the blue guy from The Watchmen
By anonymous, on August 31, 2011 06:52:17
Well, the gay community who like Superman has got to be a untapped market. You got to know your customers I guess, target demographic and what not.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2011 07:22:41
Ugh! This looks soooooo terrible.
By The Kath, on August 31, 2011 07:25:01
Why does Hollywood feel the need to update EVERY DC superhero costume to make it look totally gay? DC Comics are lame enough as they are.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2011 07:34:32
WTF "homeoerotic?" Shocker, but women look at packages too.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2011 07:36:21
Ummm, how the fuck is this different than any other version of Superman? The whole concept of a guy wearing a skintight suit and cape while fighting other guys is homoerotic.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2011 07:43:39
YES YES YES YES. Women like sex, with men, ya know.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2011 07:54:36
WTF indeed! Why is this"project" even going forward? Can't these geniuses just take the character'as is' instead of 'ass is'? Superman Returns wasn't the disaster it was made out to be.If you try to turn the character into a homo,I'm sorry but(t)it ain't gonna fly, IMHO.
By joesmoke, on August 31, 2011 08:23:00
Cue the heiffers stampeding in here to inform everyone of how they too, yes, like to look at mancock... and cheesecake. Yes, mancock and cheesecake... and pizza rolls. Yes, that's it! Mancock, cheesecake and pizza rolls!
"Real" women like to look at these things too, Todd, you racistsexistassholemotherfuckingpig! (waaaaaaaaah, I'm soooooooo lonely!)
By Libby Dutelier from Roanoke, on August 31, 2011 08:26:20
Can't wait for the premiere!
By Ken Mehlman, on August 31, 2011 08:37:58
Looks like he is wearing pajamas.
By Kal El, on August 31, 2011 08:39:15
I'm a chick and I was kinda groovin' on the SuperSock.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2011 09:16:50
Don't be jealous. And why can't it be real? my boyfriend and my ex are like that. God, ONE post for the ladies, and the "men" on here are crying tears of rage.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2011 10:28:52
An absolutely stupid superman costume.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2011 11:20:01
I am so done with Zack Snyder. He got lucky with 300, but everything since has been god awful. How much slow-motion do you need, really? I can't believe Warner Bros. actually let him do this.
By duder, on August 31, 2011 11:24:11
10, so you think fit healthy girls DON'T like looking at cock? Well, they sure don't like looking at YOURS.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2011 11:49:08
What a bulge! Wonder if it is real or costume?
By anonymous, on August 31, 2011 12:04:14
Has anyone seen this dude's fiancee?? Her name is Ellen and she looks hideous! LOL! God knows what he sees in her...
By anonymous, on August 31, 2011 12:15:56
Ladies & Gentleman, the part of General Zod will be played by Miss Perez Hilton.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2011 13:02:46
Note to Zack Snyder:
Just make this movie a gay musical like spider-man already is. At least be honest about it.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2011 13:27:59
A British chap playing, the role of superman. Out sourcing our super heroes. Another nail in the coffin of the American Empire. Only American Actors should play superman.
By ASHTON KUTCHER, on August 31, 2011 14:49:11
What's with the awful colours? I had enough of Emo Superman in the last one.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2011 15:01:09
Looks like one half of The Ambiguously Gay Duo.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2011 15:33:48
MMMMMM I LIKE THAT!!! a lot
By anonymous, on August 31, 2011 15:55:29
Well, Lois has gotta have SOMEthing to look forward to....
By erect@hardon.cum, on August 31, 2011 16:57:06
At least he has eyebrows in these shots.
Still totally looks like a guido bath-house rapist, though.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2011 18:33:36
Hot piece of man candy.
By I'd Hit It, on August 31, 2011 19:00:01
He's not gay. He's pining for the fiords.
By anonymous, on September 1, 2011 00:50:33
In homage to the greatest superhero quote of all time: #4, Go fuck yourself.
By SuperSock, on September 1, 2011 03:28:52
All these women talking about how he looks good or has something down there need to either start stripping, making porn or just become a straight prostitute already. You want to feel liberated and strong take that ass out to the street and see if you got what it takes, other wise have some self respect and shut your god damn whore mouth.
By anonymous, on September 1, 2011 06:03:28
poster #24 hit the nail.
that outfit was obviously designed by some gay dude.
By anonymous, on September 1, 2011 06:22:35
#31 is a piece of shit.
By Anonymous, on September 1, 2011 08:48:05
Bob and Tom have a character called "Shirtless Girl"
I'd go see that movie
Why is his suit dark blue? And has all the trimming on it? He's supposed to be wearing it under his daily work clothes.
Although, with THIS Superman, Clark Kent won't be "mild mannered" he'll be "prissy"
And to all the "girls who like to look at cock": I call BullSHIT! NO woman likes to LOOK at cock! These posters are DUDES!
By My crotch and welsome to it, on September 1, 2011 09:19:28
#31 insecure loser, who has never received a compliment in his life because he is hideous/fat and has a penis size of a belly button. Awww....look how cute! Miniature pencil dick is angry. *laughs* Good luck in life LOOOOOOSERRRRRRRR.
By anonymous, on September 1, 2011 09:58:18
#22 Right on, we don't need more Limey actors taking precious American jobs. Especially homoerotic ones.
By DoucheBagelow, on September 1, 2011 10:43:00
No red briefs and yellow belt?
By anonymous, on September 1, 2011 14:45:58
You people think EVERYTHING is somehow homoerotic.
Maybe it's just you wish it was. I mean why is it that other men are the ones obsessing over a guy's crotch? Fags.
The suit looks AWESOME!!
By me, on September 2, 2011 08:53:34
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