She’s the hottest girl ever. I hope she doesn’t wind up with some douche bag like Selena and her lesbian “boyfriend”.
I was watching the TCA’s last night, and no lie Demi Lovato’s voice is deeper than that man boy’s, and she sounds like a mouse! I don’t believe he has a gram of testosterone in his body, he’s 19 and still hasn’t hit puberty.
Taylor is awesome, she's going to be around for a long time!
Usually I come to this site to dump a ton of shit on really stupid, inanne, irrelevant celebuwhores. However, I don't have anything bad to say about her. She's who she is; she's talented but not the product of some producer. So, she gets a pass from me, regarding verbal abuse...
I am sick of seeing her open gaping her pie hole in utter shock like oh my god I cant believe this. It was genuine the first time, but this is like her 50th win. She has to be used to winning an award by now. She can cool it with the hammy aw shucks Im shocked I won,is this for me?
Taylor is just fine... SO... Now that we have cleared THAT up... Let's get to the REAL questions…
#1. Apart from sucking as an actress, is it true that Natalie Portman's beef curtain smells like sea sponge? Also..
#2 Does a sticky fluid ooze out of her cunt as Ted Koppel reported on CNN?
#3 We all know that Portman tends to shoot a real bitchy gravy glue from her soggy sausage wallet, but does this mean that her ham-flap is salty and sour?
#4 Since she seems to belch yogurt out from her hair burger, while her ass splays out from under her -- Does this mean she has flabby and swollen cunt that automatically smells of sweat, urine and fish?
And FINALLY
#5 Is it true that her stinky soggy cunt is the reason that she's such a bitch and sucks so bad as an actress?
29 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI didn't know straight men used the word "adorable" to describe anything other than puppies anymore.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2011 07:52:05
Yup she's a cutie, a cutie I'd like to fuck
By anonymous, on August 8, 2011 08:09:05
She’s the hottest girl ever. I hope she doesn’t wind up with some douche bag like Selena and her lesbian “boyfriend”.
I was watching the TCA’s last night, and no lie Demi Lovato’s voice is deeper than that man boy’s, and she sounds like a mouse! I don’t believe he has a gram of testosterone in his body, he’s 19 and still hasn’t hit puberty.
Taylor is awesome, she's going to be around for a long time!
By BARACKALYPSE NOW!, on August 8, 2011 08:10:23
Maybe that panda could pry her eyes open?
By jealous at her success, on August 8, 2011 08:20:35
Do you think that there are cucumber seeds stuck inside her panties?
By Carl Spackler, on August 8, 2011 08:51:46
I would get her so wet we would use that surfboard
By Westly Smails, on August 8, 2011 09:10:37
I would get her so wet that we would remake "The Poseidin Adventure
By Al Czervik, on August 8, 2011 09:51:50
HATE the brown hair on her.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2011 09:55:02
Usually I come to this site to dump a ton of shit on really stupid, inanne, irrelevant celebuwhores. However, I don't have anything bad to say about her. She's who she is; she's talented but not the product of some producer. So, she gets a pass from me, regarding verbal abuse...
By anonymous, on August 8, 2011 10:22:41
I'd plow it.
This impersonation of Taylor Swift is awesome --
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b8qWe53vD0&list=FLhtGOV7gQJ6A&index=12
By anonymous, on August 8, 2011 10:36:05
You're blind Todd. Taylor Swift is fuckable.
By MPT, on August 8, 2011 10:43:13
Posters 2-8 summed up:
*Pedophiles
*creepy fuckers
a hater (#4)
a fag (I'm looking at you, #8)
By Jan Brady, on August 8, 2011 10:52:50
Open wider please,you can do better than that....
By spaermcannon, on August 8, 2011 11:55:53
It would fit.
I wouldn't do her though.
By mr anonymous!, on August 8, 2011 12:33:49
She needs to call the police. Someone stole her tits.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2011 12:56:41
I would cum all over that panda bear and that kitten and not give a single fuck. This is all happening 3.5 seconds after penetration btdub.
By sam, on August 8, 2011 13:42:21
I would fuck her so hard
By anonymous, on August 8, 2011 15:43:18
"Moist." Yep.
By Ken Mehlman, on August 9, 2011 05:40:00
She needs a good raping. She's not America's sweetheart until she gets raped.
By anonymous, on August 9, 2011 05:48:13
I am sick of seeing her open gaping her pie hole in utter shock like oh my god I cant believe this. It was genuine the first time, but this is like her 50th win. She has to be used to winning an award by now. She can cool it with the hammy aw shucks Im shocked I won,is this for me?
By true grit, on August 9, 2011 05:50:21
Jennifer Aniston called. She wants her knees back.
By anonymous, on August 9, 2011 08:43:30
Can't blame a girl for trying.
#19 - You are a sicko, get help.
By anonymous, on August 9, 2011 09:53:13
#19, that's a little much, even for this website. Take it down a notch, eh?
By anonymous, on August 9, 2011 11:01:33
If she were any sweeter, she'd be Happy Days.
By anonymous, on August 9, 2011 11:36:48
Why does she always make the same stupid face everytime she gets an award. After all this time she is still shocked....WHATEVER!!!!!
By anonymous, on August 9, 2011 12:04:12
A+ caption, will lol again
By anonymous, on August 9, 2011 13:33:08
Leave here alone. She is a good kid
By anonymous, on August 9, 2011 15:21:29
Taylor is just fine... SO... Now that we have cleared THAT up... Let's get to the REAL questions…
#1. Apart from sucking as an actress, is it true that Natalie Portman's beef curtain smells like sea sponge?
Also..
#2 Does a sticky fluid ooze out of her cunt as Ted Koppel reported on CNN?
#3 We all know that Portman tends to shoot a real bitchy gravy glue from her soggy sausage wallet, but does this mean that her ham-flap is salty and sour?
#4 Since she seems to belch yogurt out from her hair burger, while her ass splays out from under her -- Does this mean she has flabby and swollen cunt that automatically smells of sweat, urine and fish?
And FINALLY
#5 Is it true that her stinky soggy cunt is the reason that she's such a bitch and sucks so bad as an actress?
These are the key questions at hand.
By Andrea Kayne West , on August 10, 2011 21:59:39
#28 I haven't laughed so hard in ages, and now I have to explain to everyone what it was I was laughing at. Wish me luck!
By anonymous, on August 11, 2011 07:41:49
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