12 Comments:

1. Jess, our babies would be adorable... We'll have 2 boys, one named Danilo and one named Dante. You dont have to worry about a thing, I got you

   By anonymous, on August 5, 2011 21:57:25

2. Full frontal?? Ick!
   I don't want to see this dude's snatch!
   Its probably more beat up than Paris Hilton's and smells worse (b/c of the spicy Mexican foid)
   
   What?
   Yoi think J-Lo left him his dick in the divorce?
   
   

   By anonymous, on August 6, 2011 01:35:44

3. It's interesting to see what types of men j-lo goes for. Must be a bronx type of taste.

   By anonymous, on August 6, 2011 05:07:20

4. r u talking mixing Jameson and gin, or just being plied with hard liquor in one form or another? Just taking notes for later...

   By jennifrondahood, on August 6, 2011 05:24:21

5. Is this from that new planet of the apes movie?

   By anonymous, on August 6, 2011 05:54:58

6. the dude seriously needs a brow waxing...

   By anonymous, on August 6, 2011 10:03:04

7. mark ruffallo?

   By anonymous, on August 6, 2011 10:42:51

8. He's okay, but those eyebrows are really weird.

   By anonymous, on August 7, 2011 03:49:43

9. Hispanic men can be gorgeous, but it's hard to find them big enough.

   By Cubs Fan, on August 7, 2011 07:09:48

10. I swear, nobody is going to buy that mag.

    By anonymous, on August 7, 2011 11:19:49

11. #9: If something is hard to find, then it is uncommon. If it is uncommon then its the exception. If by big enough you mean you don't have sex with the average populous, that makes you sound like a dick fiend.

    By anonymous, on August 7, 2011 12:34:44

12. The only way anyone wants to see a pic of this guy's schlong is if Jennifer Lopez is sucking
    on it, naked, ass up.
    

    By The Ghost Of Michael O'Donoghue, on August 8, 2011 14:03:39