Look Warner Bros., a Superman movie is not necessary. I know besides the Nolan Batfilms you get your ass handed to you by Marvel when it comes to superhero movies, but DC has a lot more characters you can choose from. Hell, you'll probably fuck those up too.
Ok so when a woman bashes a female celeb on this site she gets called out for being fat, ugly and jealous. Here is a man who would make any hetero female cream her pants and slide to the nearest movie theater like escargot, and oh look! A bunch of guys are bashing him and calling him queer! This guy is pure perfection. He could not shower for a week and I would still suck his nuts and cook him dinner.
I saw another pic of this guy and thought "Okay, maybe.." But now, in the costume; no. Too much hair. Too much fabric on he damn cape. Weird texture to the costume. He just doesn't look like Superman.
Besides, there will never be a more perfect movie Superman than Christopher Reeves (RIP).
27 - no one here said the guy is ugly, just that he isn't the best to play Superman, and that his hair and costume look silly/gay.
BTW, not all people may feel the same way as you do about this actor. So, if everyone is not worshipping at his feet here it doesn't mean there's some evil double-standard going on.
Try projecting less your own conclusions about men onto things and try to understand text better.
Christopher Reeve, Gerard Christopher and John Hayes Newton all had lots of dippidy-doo in their hair too. You guys who don't like it wouldn't have liked anything anyway.
It looks like super man spent most of the off season on the jersey shore. Snyder kicked Watchmen in the nuts, lets see if he can butcher and miscast this movie as well.
The problem with Superman is it's been played too much and there's nothing new to say or do with him. It's a boring comic book as well, there's nothing exciting that can be done with it.
41 Comments:
Leave Your CommentHe doesn't look very super, he looks more like a politician.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2011 08:16:00
New Superman = Fail
By Joe, on August 4, 2011 08:53:46
He has Christian Slater's hair.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2011 09:18:55
WTF is this trash? How come all these new "superhero" movies have costumes that look like they ae made out of 3" of rubber?
By anonymous, on August 4, 2011 09:35:43
superman stole spidermans photoshop costume textures.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2011 09:42:00
Some gay guys do like capes , so it's smart programming for the wider appeal ( mainly west Hollywood and San Francisco)
By Beyonce's vibrator , on August 4, 2011 10:01:50
I just saw Sucker Punch. Zack Snyder is the new Michael Bay. Hopefully Chris Nolan being involved can rescue this movie.
By kachuks, on August 4, 2011 10:13:21
Apparently the director/producers have never seen Superman 3. That's evil Superman right there. I wonder if he'll start breaking bottles with peanuts.
By AJB, on August 4, 2011 10:18:58
I thought that was Joey Buttafuoco.
By Cubs Fan, on August 4, 2011 10:19:21
Look Warner Bros., a Superman movie is not necessary. I know besides the Nolan Batfilms you get your ass handed to you by Marvel when it comes to superhero movies, but DC has a lot more characters you can choose from. Hell, you'll probably fuck those up too.
By duder, on August 4, 2011 10:20:08
Same material the new spider man suit is made of...
By Baked, on August 4, 2011 10:20:46
Brandon Routh was much better, despite the other issues with Superman Returns.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2011 10:27:19
He looks like dog shit wrapped in gay.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2011 10:29:39
Same material the new spider man suit is made of...
By Baked, on August 4, 2011 10:32:47
BORINGGGGGGGGG!!!
By Alaska King Crabbe, on August 4, 2011 10:35:26
He would be greatly improved if he had darker hair, more muscle, oh and a different face.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2011 10:46:54
He would be greatly improved if he had darker hair, more muscle, oh and a different face.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2011 10:48:34
They could gay this up- "Man of steel meets Power bottom"
By Lickety Split, on August 4, 2011 11:04:03
He looks like the guy who plays "Sonny" the gangster heartthrob with the monotone on General Hospital.
But chubbier and with less fake hair.
This will not go well.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2011 11:25:09
better than the last little bastard who played him I figure..
By anonymous, on August 4, 2011 11:27:01
It looks like he stole his cape from Spawn.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2011 11:43:46
Wow, like DC Comics' revamp was enough of a fuck-up to an icon! Great job, Zack! *cough* FAIL *cough*
By Spacedog2k5, on August 4, 2011 11:54:34
Watchmen had, as a key character, a pretty good portrayal of how a 'super' man might really relate to humanity.
Now Snyder is reduced to directing the well tread conventional portrayal of the same character. What's next, a zombie movie with slow zombies?
By inthisversionkryptonitedriesoutsuperman'shair, on August 4, 2011 11:58:05
eyes are all wrong
By joe, on August 4, 2011 12:17:03
Oooooooh, he's Sssthuper!
By brucie boy, on August 4, 2011 12:34:58
#12 - Please explain. I enjoyed Superman Returns!
By anonymous, on August 4, 2011 12:59:13
Ok so when a woman bashes a female celeb on this site she gets called out for being fat, ugly and jealous. Here is a man who would make any hetero female cream her pants and slide to the nearest movie theater like escargot, and oh look! A bunch of guys are bashing him and calling him queer! This guy is pure perfection. He could not shower for a week and I would still suck his nuts and cook him dinner.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2011 13:12:28
As somebody said, he looks like Mitt Romney. No doubt the Tea-tards will be deriding the film as a "librul conspiracy."
By erect@hardon.cum, on August 4, 2011 15:55:12
He looks fine to me. Nobody ever likes a superhero costume when they see the first images of it online.
By Pwnstar, on August 4, 2011 16:22:57
27, You can suck my nuts and cook me dinner.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2011 17:24:34
Is that Mitt Romney?
By Tim "Look at me--over here" Pawlenty, on August 4, 2011 17:58:41
Very observant, #19! He could be Son of Sonny!
I saw another pic of this guy and thought "Okay, maybe.." But now, in the costume; no. Too much hair. Too much fabric on he damn cape. Weird texture to the costume. He just doesn't look like Superman.
Besides, there will never be a more perfect movie Superman than Christopher Reeves (RIP).
By anonymous, on August 4, 2011 18:15:41
Likes like a campaign psoter for Mitt Romney.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2011 20:48:19
27 - no one here said the guy is ugly, just that he isn't the best to play Superman, and that his hair and costume look silly/gay.
BTW, not all people may feel the same way as you do about this actor. So, if everyone is not worshipping at his feet here it doesn't mean there's some evil double-standard going on.
Try projecting less your own conclusions about men onto things and try to understand text better.
By anonymous, on August 5, 2011 03:01:49
Christopher Reeve, Gerard Christopher and John Hayes Newton all had lots of dippidy-doo in their hair too. You guys who don't like it wouldn't have liked anything anyway.
By Pwnstar, on August 5, 2011 03:40:41
to #27-blah blah blah to all the others yammering. He is hot as hell. I would help you suck his nuts (but you'd have to make the dinner.)
By anonymous, on August 5, 2011 03:58:16
This comment thread proves that for every douchebag move Hollywood makes there are always some morons who'll swallow it, nuts and all.
By cough273536cough, on August 5, 2011 05:59:32
It looks like super man spent most of the off season on the jersey shore. Snyder kicked Watchmen in the nuts, lets see if he can butcher and miscast this movie as well.
By anonymous, on August 5, 2011 06:33:41
39, you are high. Watchmen was a great adaptation of the books. Or would rather watch League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen?
By anonymous, on August 5, 2011 09:26:51
The problem with Superman is it's been played too much and there's nothing new to say or do with him.
It's a boring comic book as well, there's nothing exciting that can be done with it.
By Liz Lemon, on August 5, 2011 09:44:33
Since when did Superman look like a guido bath-house rapist?
Superman movies = the touch of death for an actor's career.
By anonymous, on August 7, 2011 23:09:13
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