If she didn't look so smug I'd feel sorry for her. She is plain-bordering-on-hideous and her mom's trying to pimp her out as a "model". This chick needs to go to school or she'll be working at Burger King when she's 40.
The tits look fake, I could be wrong but they really look like implants. She is not very good looking, average looks at best. She is obviously trying to use her sisters fame and there is nothing wrong with that either. But if it was not for her sister, she would go no where in Hollywood.
I can always tell when Jess is on duty - the vulgarity skyrockets, but it just isn't funny. Maybe it's because she's a woman - the jokes simply come across as coarse and unpalatable. Oh well, better than reading boring stories about 9/11 I guess.
Yeah of course NO PLASTIC SURGERY... get it through your heads! BTW that IS a push up bra OK? Really! It is! Santa and the Easter Bunny will be visiting too.
More than anything else, I just feel sorry for Ali. She is awkward and apparently has no talent for acting, since her vile and detestable cunt of a stage mom is trying to pimp her as a model instead. But she's just not very attractive either, so every time I see a reference to "her career as a model," I just cringe. It's like some bizarre and embarrassing make-believe.
her tits look augmented but remember lyndsey was thought of the same as she grew up. Fake tits! We all know now that lyndsays tits are as real as they get! Love that rack!
yeh, those tits are totally fake. she is skinny as a rail. there is no way to be that skinny and have boobs. too bad this chick is on her way to being just as screwed up as her big sis.
Except for her breasts, this girl is as average looking as you can get. For example, would this girl stand out at your local mall? No. Lots of moderately attractive girls like this in the U.S. If she can be a model, 50% of the population can model! Would you hire this girl to sell your product? Why has her mother put her up to this? The girl should be cramming for her SATs, not this nonsense.
I like her and she didn't get plastic surgery at all. She was in LA since the Spring, pictures were taken every week of her, and she wasn't in bandages at any time recovering from anything. Anyway, she doesn't seem to have the big ego that Lindsay, Dina, and Michael have and she's at prvcy.net modeling and though not all, some pics great. She has a very, very nice body. I hope she stays like she is because she seems nice enough.
I like how ppl her have apparently never seen things like more than an a-cup on a skinny girl. #11, some ppl get freckles in areas exposed to the sun, so basically some parts of her body such as her shoulders vs the less exhibited boobs. Like others said, she look similar enough to many girls her age so I find the surgery comments to sound retarded.
I love the freckles on their breasts and the abundance of freckles around thier healthy pink balloon knots, my saliva always ends up in pools by their pinked anal knotts
1. Her face looks more sunken in and dead because she has lost an unhealthy amount of weight for modeling. 2. She grew out her bushy eyebrows (most models have thicker, natural eye brows) 3. She changed her hair color and it looks thinned out probably due to poor nutrition and hair treatments 4. She is wearing a push up bra.
If she did anything, it's so minor that it's overshadowed by her unhealthy look.
She looked too much like her dad.. no no, awkward in that crazy zoo household.. anyway; easy money in showbiz.. that 'chick' is gonna take the perks, get her share and more.., do whatever they say to please and smile..
Trying to sound exactly like Todd - recycling his jokes and ideas and his signature phrases - that's not good writing. Don't you have thoughts of your own? And trying to be one of the guys never works. Believe me, I see it all the time. You're never going to succeed, and it smells of weakness. Be yourself, and have substance, and the guys will accept you.
Isn't this the same Honig that reps for Lindsay? Sorry guy, don't believe a thing that comes out of your mouth. If you want to improve your standing in the world you'll have to dump those Lohans as clients.
If a woman looks as different as Ali does twi things occured, Black Magic or Plastic Surgery. An since Black Magic really is just voodoo and my Mom (god bless her teling me things) can't really change the way people look, it was Plastic Surgery. I can say I'm a pornstar who is the most famous ever with a 13 inch dick but that isn't going to change anything and when people see I'm not sporting a massive package and they aren't idiots they're going to know. People as a rule may be gullible, but they're not fucking idiots.
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Leave Your Comment"...slightly changed the composure of her face". Yeah fucking right. Whatever helps you sleep at night, you awful excuse for a mother.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2011 17:26:12
In this picture, from this angle, she looks more like herself. I am confused.
By abe vigoda's eyebrows, on September 9, 2011 17:27:44
If she didn't look so smug I'd feel sorry for her. She is plain-bordering-on-hideous and her mom's trying to pimp her out as a "model". This chick needs to go to school or she'll be working at Burger King when she's 40.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2011 21:04:39
Full C cups
By anonymous, on September 9, 2011 21:23:06
The tits look fake, I could be wrong but they really look like implants. She is not very good looking, average looks at best. She is obviously trying to use her sisters fame and there is nothing wrong with that either. But if it was not for her sister, she would go no where in Hollywood.
By Dj Nude, on September 9, 2011 22:58:36
She looks more like her dad in this picture.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2011 23:20:47
I can always tell when Jess is on duty - the vulgarity skyrockets, but it just isn't funny. Maybe it's because she's a woman - the jokes simply come across as coarse and unpalatable. Oh well, better than reading boring stories about 9/11 I guess.
By Aussie Joe, on September 10, 2011 00:32:07
Yeah of course NO PLASTIC SURGERY... get it through your heads! BTW that IS a push up bra OK? Really! It is! Santa and the Easter Bunny will be visiting too.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2011 02:02:10
someone please destroy those ugly caterpillers before they transform into ugly moths and carry her away!...er...on second thought...
By Jess' Secret Admirer..., on September 10, 2011 03:14:26
"her success as a model..."
name the planet please.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2011 03:57:01
I'm confused. Why would she laser the freckles off of her boobs and not the rest of her body?
By Jamie, on September 10, 2011 06:17:55
More than anything else, I just feel sorry for Ali. She is awkward and apparently has no talent for acting, since her vile and detestable cunt of a stage mom is trying to pimp her as a model instead. But she's just not very attractive either, so every time I see a reference to "her career as a model," I just cringe. It's like some bizarre and embarrassing make-believe.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2011 06:17:55
her tits look augmented but remember lyndsey was thought of the same as she grew up. Fake tits! We all know now that lyndsays tits are as real as they get! Love that rack!
By anonymous, on September 10, 2011 08:32:32
yeh, those tits are totally fake. she is skinny as a rail. there is no way to be that skinny and have boobs.
too bad this chick is on her way to being just as screwed up as her big sis.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2011 08:41:25
Except for her breasts, this girl is as average looking as you can get. For example, would this girl stand out at your local mall? No. Lots of moderately attractive girls like this in the U.S. If she can be a model, 50% of the population can model! Would you hire this girl to sell your product? Why has her mother put her up to this? The girl should be cramming for her SATs, not this nonsense.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2011 09:11:24
Wow, so are you saying Hollywood PR reps and pushy stagewhore moms are liars? OMG, noooooooo!
By anonymous, on September 10, 2011 09:51:09
#13 everyone was talking about lindsays fake chest back in 2005 when it was brand new.
http://3f.img.v4.skyrock.net/3fb/oh-no-no-surgery/pics/163594349_small.jpg
By anonymous, on September 10, 2011 10:44:46
NO PLASTIC SURGERY??? DOES THAT MEAN THAT SHE IS JUST GROWING UP UGLY??? WELL NOT HARD TO BELIEVE HER MOTHER IS A DOG
By notafan, on September 10, 2011 10:54:31
Later, Steve Hoenig stated that his father Gepetto said that someday soon, he'll be a REAL boy!
By anonymous, on September 10, 2011 12:41:35
I like her and she didn't get plastic surgery at all. She was in LA since the Spring, pictures were taken every week of her, and she wasn't in bandages at any time recovering from anything. Anyway, she doesn't seem to have the big ego that Lindsay, Dina, and Michael have and she's at prvcy.net modeling and though not all, some pics great. She has a very, very nice body. I hope she stays like she is because she seems nice enough.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2011 19:03:53
I like how ppl her have apparently never seen things like more than an a-cup on a skinny girl. #11, some ppl get freckles in areas exposed to the sun, so basically some parts of her body such as her shoulders vs the less exhibited boobs. Like others said, she look similar enough to many girls her age so I find the surgery comments to sound retarded.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2011 19:41:38
I love the freckles on their breasts and the abundance of freckles around thier healthy pink balloon knots, my saliva always ends up in pools by their pinked anal knotts
By mike lohan,king of balloon knots, on September 10, 2011 22:38:02
She is so homely, even plastic surgery didn't help.
By anonymous, on September 11, 2011 03:57:36
What #7 said.
By Cubs Fan, on September 11, 2011 04:21:59
1. Her face looks more sunken in and dead because she has lost an unhealthy amount of weight for modeling.
2. She grew out her bushy eyebrows (most models have thicker, natural eye brows)
3. She changed her hair color and it looks thinned out probably due to poor nutrition and hair treatments
4. She is wearing a push up bra.
If she did anything, it's so minor that it's overshadowed by her unhealthy look.
By anonymous, on September 11, 2011 04:56:57
#19 ftw.
#7 and #22 need lives. If you can do a better job or have nicer tits, Todd would've hired you instead. Get over yourselves.
By anonymous, on September 11, 2011 04:59:13
She looked too much like her dad.. no no, awkward in that crazy zoo household.. anyway; easy money in showbiz.. that 'chick' is gonna take the perks, get her share and more.., do whatever they say to please and smile..
By anonymous, on September 11, 2011 08:27:11
Trying to sound exactly like Todd - recycling his jokes and ideas and his signature phrases - that's not good writing. Don't you have thoughts of your own? And trying to be one of the guys never works. Believe me, I see it all the time. You're never going to succeed, and it smells of weakness. Be yourself, and have substance, and the guys will accept you.
By Cubs Fan, on September 11, 2011 08:59:32
She is just TOTALLY not attractive in anyway
By Doc, on September 11, 2011 10:47:00
26 - how about a nice hot cup of STFU?
By anonymous, on September 11, 2011 10:49:06
Isn't this the same Honig that reps for Lindsay? Sorry guy, don't believe a thing that comes out of your mouth. If you want to improve your standing in the world you'll have to dump those Lohans as clients.
P.S. you suck Jess
By anonymous, on September 11, 2011 13:08:42
If a woman looks as different as Ali does twi things occured, Black Magic or Plastic Surgery. An since Black Magic really is just voodoo and my Mom (god bless her teling me things) can't really change the way people look, it was Plastic Surgery. I can say I'm a pornstar who is the most famous ever with a 13 inch dick but that isn't going to change anything and when people see I'm not sporting a massive package and they aren't idiots they're going to know. People as a rule may be gullible, but they're not fucking idiots.
By Zilor, on September 12, 2011 02:40:31
If those tits aren't fake, then I'm a banana.
I just checked - I'm not a banana.
By Bill, on September 12, 2011 05:03:55
id rip that shirt right off her and bury it in her cleavage
By anonymous, on September 12, 2011 06:50:48
did jess steal your boyfriends or something?
By anonymous, on September 12, 2011 13:46:04
The first thing I noticed was the fake boobs! I really don't know what her face looked like before.
By anonymous, on September 15, 2011 15:20:02
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