17 Comments:

1. This is worse than a rumor; it sounds like an act of desperation.
   
   I've said it before and I'll say it again--their publicists should be shot!

   By Little MIss Sunshine, on September 12, 2011 07:11:16

2. So does speaking Navajo or whateverthefuck make you super-straight or just an alcoholic cigarette smuggler? What other kind of stereotypes can we come up with people?

   By anonymous, on September 12, 2011 07:38:50

3. So he was last seen with Olivia Wilde, then went to JL?!
   What do you expect from a guy who used to voluntarily wake up next to Renee Zelwegger?

   By anonymous, on September 12, 2011 07:41:08

4. Never thought jello was that hot. Just another hoodrat. Famous only because she was with diddy during the club shooting.

   By anonymous, on September 12, 2011 08:00:36

5. blonde Chinese actress, Renee Zellwegger
   
   LOL!

   By anonymous, on September 12, 2011 08:13:49

6. Actually I know for a fact Cooper is gay. All of Hollywood knows, its not a secret but no one is outing him. It will eventually come out.

   By anonymous, on September 12, 2011 08:28:07

7. That's interesting anonymous (if that is your real name), because I knew Cooper and college and know for a fact that he wasn't gay then.

   By anonymous, on September 12, 2011 09:59:02

8. They are hereby dubbed: "The Cooz"

   By bitingontinfoil, on September 12, 2011 10:11:27

9. Wow, Jello sure has changed here.
   Kudos to Brandey for being open minded, I guess.

   By Renee's tight little pellet turd, on September 12, 2011 11:20:29

10. I thought you were going to suggest that this was a picture from said date.

    By anonymous, on September 12, 2011 13:47:36

11. He used to be so hot on Kitchen Confidential

    By anonymous, on September 12, 2011 14:32:29

12. I don't know what everyone's complaining about... Jennifer's ass doesn't look that big in the photo. Hairy, yes.. big... not by a longshot.
    
    Maybe Bradley can be her official nipple-twister...

    By Sparkles the Wonder Hamster, on September 12, 2011 16:43:15

13. "blonde Chinese actress, Renee Zellwegger" that was probably the funniest thing I've ever read on this site...though I don't know if that's saying a lot or a little. I bet Cooper gets me ass than a toilet seat.

    By anonymous, on September 12, 2011 19:52:49

14. "blonde Chinese actress, Renee Zellwegger" that was probably the funniest thing I've ever read on this site...though I don't know if that's saying a lot or a little. I bet Cooper gets *more* ass than a toilet seat.
    **typo in post a second ago

    By anonymous, on September 12, 2011 19:53:23

15. I don't see what the fascination is with J(el)lo...not all that pretty in the face, an oversized ass, and no talent.

    By anonymous, on September 13, 2011 04:12:16

16. renee is ungly,she's horrible but we all make mistakes!he then dated olivia wilde,though.c'mon why everybody has to be gay?ok,jake is,but not bradley.and what's with french?everybody who is fluent on french is gay or smth?prejudice...

    By tobias, on September 13, 2011 04:27:52

17. Yeah it "was business", all up in her business. That's what I tell people too when it's my business and none of theirs.
    
    
    C'MON!!!

    By A man named GOB, on September 13, 2011 09:52:25