She's absolutely gorgeous. Would take her over Ashley Greene any day because BD would be all woman, while Greene is probably a giggly girl in the sack. And you know I have that choice 'cause anyone who posts comments here can get any girl he wants.
Back in July, Brooklyn was spotted on the streets of New York looking, for a lack of a better term, chestalicious prompting me to post photos of her looking as such. Since then the national attention that clearly I alone generated – “For whomever controls the Internet boobs, controls the masses.” – Jesus of Nazareth – apparently caused her to retreat into a closet and starve herself to death because here’s Jess at the MET Opera Fall Season Opener looking like I should order her from Russian website with a side of heroin. And before someone says I don’t understand high fashion, I already tried to jam my credit card into my CD tray, so maybe a little faster next time.
#7 he needs to post those Rihanna pics just to prove his point that she is not attractive. He would not even need to write anything, the pictures speak for themselves.
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Leave Your CommentEvery picture is just a close-up of her tits. Was the photographer a nerdy virgin?
By anonymous, on September 27, 2011 07:51:42
Love her curves
By anonymous, on September 27, 2011 07:54:29
all she has are those tits, nothing else. her face is eh,her skin is hella pale...if she didnt have those tits she's be nothin'.
By mts007, on September 27, 2011 08:01:36
She's absolutely gorgeous. Would take her over Ashley Greene any day because BD would be all woman, while Greene is probably a giggly girl in the sack. And you know I have that choice 'cause anyone who posts comments here can get any girl he wants.
By Pauly Shore, on September 27, 2011 10:58:32
Sagalicious.
By anonymous, on September 27, 2011 12:02:25
I would cum from the vibrations of unzipping my pants in front of her.
By anonymous, on September 27, 2011 12:05:52
While Todd was reading GQ.com, Rihanna was running around Ireland topless. Then we wonder why we see more Chaz Bono than hot chicks these days.....
By Mike Rochitches, on September 27, 2011 15:43:49
When the hell is she going to stop being such a fucking prude and show us her fucking tits for Christs sake.
By anonymous, on September 27, 2011 16:38:55
a big fuck you to the person who taped her shirt, so it would not expose all of her breasts
By anonymous, on September 27, 2011 17:06:30
8. She's done a nude photo shoot already. Catch up.
By anonymous, on September 27, 2011 23:38:02
Back in July, Brooklyn was spotted on the streets of New York looking, for a lack of a better term, chestalicious prompting me to post photos of her looking as such. Since then the national attention that clearly I alone generated – “For whomever controls the Internet boobs, controls the masses.” – Jesus of Nazareth – apparently caused her to retreat into a closet and starve herself to death because here’s Jess at the MET Opera Fall Season Opener looking like I should order her from Russian website with a side of heroin. And before someone says I don’t understand high fashion, I already tried to jam my credit card into my CD tray, so maybe a little faster next time.
By MK, on September 28, 2011 01:48:31
two nice boroughs
By anonymous, on September 28, 2011 02:12:29
#10 if there were any pics of her bare tits on the internet Todd would have posted them. And he hasn't. http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/labels/brooklyn%20decker.html So link or shut the fuck up.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2011 03:06:24
HOW
By American Indian, on September 28, 2011 03:26:18
#10 no she hasn't so unless you have a link shut the fuck up.
By #8, on September 28, 2011 04:32:13
#7 he needs to post those Rihanna pics just to prove his point that she is not attractive. He would not even need to write anything, the pictures speak for themselves.
By Kyle, on September 28, 2011 05:11:14
Extensions!
By anonymous, on September 28, 2011 08:13:53
13 + 15. Welcome to the internet. Go to Egotastic.com and look her up. IDLYITW even has a link to Egotastic and is a friend/affiliate.
Apologies accepted.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2011 23:44:09
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