When I first saw the Comedy Central commercial announcing the upcoming roast, my first thought was "Fuck that! The last thing I want to see is this arrogant, brain-damaged, smirking addict get any more attention!" But now I think I'll go ahead and set my DVR to record it. Who knows?-- I might want to see it someday. Its only human to slow down and gawk at an accident scene on the side of the road, and Charlie Sheen has become an accident along the shoulder of the entertainment world's highway.
Who gives a shit? The best roaster (Greg Giraldo) is still dead. If he pulls a Lazarus, then I'd be compelled to watch it. Lisa Lampanelli will be at a loss for jokes since Charlie Sheen's never been with a black man...wait, maybe he has. Never mind.
I read that Jon Lovitz asked "How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do?". And answered his own question by saying "Enough to kill two and a half men.". Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa. Brilliant
If Charlie Sheen died tonight, I wouldn't blink an eye...fuck him. That being said, I won't cry for Chuck Lorre. I've read for years that he's an unbelievable prick. He deserved to be shit on.
Sheen used to be a pretty big talent. As he has aged he went off the deep end. Proof: getting dumped (via text) by a headcase porn star. That defines rock bottom.
If they roast Charlie Sheen, won't the fumes give everyone in that auditorium some kind of contact high? Hell, everybody there could end up walking out addicted to crack! It's a heck of chance to take.
He's not richer he has a little money left but I have a richer life and possibly more money. Most of his money went to his ex, children and drugs and a little to re-hab, oh and to the Network for not being able to full-fill his contract. Next year, celebrity re-hab for food. HA what a deluded moron.
Charlie is the fucking man. I like that he's unapologetic. He knows he did some stupid shit but he's not all about "oh please everyone forgive me. I'm a terrible role model.". He's like...fuck all of you. I'm gonna fix me for me. But seriously fuck all of you. Like you don't all have problems in your lives? I'm Charlie Sheen.
I thought they were really going to roast him...you know...chain link fence over the pit, some guy from Cuba who can cook the whole hog, invite the neighbors, have a party....
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Leave Your CommentAnd he's still richer than any of us ever will be.
By rydiafan, on September 12, 2011 07:39:31
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY TODD HAHAHAHAHA I CANT STOP LAFFING HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
By HAHA, on September 12, 2011 07:46:50
Wow, you nailed it. The guy is a monster and deserving of nothing.
By anonymous, on September 12, 2011 08:01:55
Well Kristin Cavallari tweeted being there, so.... I guess that just proves your theory.
By anonymous, on September 12, 2011 08:05:36
When I first saw the Comedy Central commercial announcing the upcoming roast, my first thought was "Fuck that! The last thing I want to see is this arrogant, brain-damaged, smirking addict get any more attention!" But now I think I'll go ahead and set my DVR to record it. Who knows?-- I might want to see it someday. Its only human to slow down and gawk at an accident scene on the side of the road, and Charlie Sheen has become an accident along the shoulder of the entertainment world's highway.
By LA Tall Man, on September 12, 2011 08:51:24
Yeah, but compared to Madonna he seems downright likeable, stable even.
By anonymous, on September 12, 2011 11:00:06
Well said.
By anonymous, on September 12, 2011 11:07:37
Is Charlie still "duh, winning"? Not really, if motherfucking Steve-O is one of the losers the creators of this horseshit had to resort to inviting.
By anonymous, on September 12, 2011 12:54:40
Who gives a shit? The best roaster (Greg Giraldo) is still dead. If he pulls a Lazarus, then I'd be compelled to watch it. Lisa Lampanelli will be at a loss for jokes since Charlie Sheen's never been with a black man...wait, maybe he has. Never mind.
By anonymous, on September 12, 2011 13:46:29
I read that Jon Lovitz asked "How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do?". And answered his own question by saying "Enough to kill two and a half men.". Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa. Brilliant
By Biff Tannen, on September 12, 2011 15:16:18
If Charlie Sheen died tonight, I wouldn't blink an eye...fuck him. That being said, I won't cry for Chuck Lorre. I've read for years that he's an unbelievable prick. He deserved to be shit on.
By anonymous, on September 12, 2011 18:34:00
Sheen used to be a pretty big talent. As he has aged he went off the deep end. Proof: getting dumped (via text) by a headcase porn star. That defines rock bottom.
By anonymous, on September 12, 2011 20:46:08
I am so tired of people giving this irresponsible smug bastard face time. He should retire to Columbia or something.
By Pablo, on September 12, 2011 21:39:07
If they roast Charlie Sheen, won't the fumes give everyone in that auditorium some kind of contact high? Hell, everybody there could end up walking out addicted to crack! It's a heck of chance to take.
By anonymous, on September 13, 2011 04:05:18
He's not richer he has a little money left but I have a richer life and possibly more money. Most of his money went to his ex, children and drugs and a little to re-hab, oh and to the Network for not being able to full-fill his contract. Next year, celebrity re-hab for food. HA what a deluded moron.
By LolleyGagger, on September 13, 2011 09:50:37
Spot on post. He's an awful person and I do not know why he isn't called on his bullshit, but instead gets more attention.
By anonymous, on September 13, 2011 16:28:06
The topic -- Sheen -- It's boring...
Just... BORING
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 01:23:43
Charlie is the fucking man. I like that he's unapologetic. He knows he did some stupid shit but he's not all about "oh please everyone forgive me. I'm a terrible role model.". He's like...fuck all of you. I'm gonna fix me for me. But seriously fuck all of you. Like you don't all have problems in your lives? I'm Charlie Sheen.
And I love him for it. :)
By Socius, on September 14, 2011 09:39:59
I thought they were really going to roast him...you know...chain link fence over the pit, some guy from Cuba who can cook the whole hog, invite the neighbors, have a party....
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 18:50:14
He's the white...err...I mean Mexican... Chris Brown.
By WINNIE, on September 15, 2011 03:48:52
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