Jesuseffinchrist, when you're 84 you've one foot on the brake and the other one in the grave. At that age you don't drive a car but the car drives you. That has nothing to do with male or female drivers, you sexist assclown.
Both my great-grandmother and grandmother lived well into their nineties. My grandmother bought a pick-up at age 80 for the ranch. She never had a problem driving. It just depends on your genes.
@9: This is true, but no matter what the circumstances, the driver is the bad guy when they hit a pedestrian. Everyone knows this. The person could run out in front of you on a 65mph highway with a sign that says KILL ME and you'd still go to jail after hitting them.
Santa Monica sure has a dangerous record when it comes to geezer drivers. A few years ago an ancient codger plowed through the Farmer's Market and killed ten people.
How slow does Reese move that she couldn't cross the street faster than a car going that slow? Did she jump out in front of the car so she could get some free publicity?
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"No which one?"
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"Witherspoon?"
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By RobMF, on September 8, 2011 03:57:08
Genius sir, pure genius.
By MyFaceIsAGoat, on September 8, 2011 04:03:57
I don't care how good a driver you are, there is no way you could avoid that chin.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2011 04:11:17
Jesuseffinchrist, when you're 84 you've one foot on the brake and the other one in the grave. At that age you don't drive a car but the car drives you. That has nothing to do with male or female drivers, you sexist assclown.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2011 04:19:58
it so was a setup.
lilo did not run her over.
jelus hatrz.
By REBEL LILO 4EVA YELL, on September 8, 2011 04:23:26
Both my great-grandmother and grandmother lived well into their nineties. My grandmother bought a pick-up at age 80 for the ranch. She never had a problem driving. It just depends on your genes.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2011 04:40:26
The problem with old people is that they drive too slow.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2011 04:55:47
No, not all old people are bad drivers, but a hell lot of them are.
And old and female? Even worse.
And old, female and asian? The Apocalypse.
By e fittipaldi, on September 8, 2011 05:01:46
just because there's a crosswalk doesn't mean you should have your ipod on full blast and run across not looking. Stupid people.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2011 05:10:39
@9: This is true, but no matter what the circumstances, the driver is the bad guy when they hit a pedestrian. Everyone knows this. The person could run out in front of you on a 65mph highway with a sign that says KILL ME and you'd still go to jail after hitting them.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2011 07:29:49
Santa Monica sure has a dangerous record when it comes to geezer drivers. A few years ago an ancient codger plowed through the Farmer's Market and killed ten people.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2011 09:00:08
How slow does Reese move that she couldn't cross the street faster than a car going that slow? Did she jump out in front of the car so she could get some free publicity?
By anonymous, on September 8, 2011 09:54:06
Right, Todd, it's totally because the driver was a woman; nothing to do with her being in her mid-80's.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2011 22:19:49
#10, thanks, you made me laugh out loud.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2011 22:20:23
If I was there, I would have offered to give mouth to mouth to her butthole.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2011 00:56:15
answer for #12.
Her jaw was too damn heavy.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2011 04:18:37
I'd hit it too.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2011 07:51:03
#7 The problem with old people is they're still alive. Kill them all. I'd want that done to me when I turn retarded.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2011 10:07:22
Reese Witherspoon was hit by a car??
Was it the 2011 Ford Fugly?
By Anya makes me hard, on September 9, 2011 15:47:13
Maybe the poor old lady just skidded on the ice that forms in Reese Witherspoon's chilly wake?
By anonymous, on September 11, 2011 21:47:31
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