Reese Witherspoon Got Hit By A Car

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  1. "Did you hear that actress got stabbed?"
    "No which one?"
    "Her name is like Reese something or other"
    "Witherspoon?"
    "No with a knife"

    By RobMF, on September 8, 2011 03:57:08

  2. Genius sir, pure genius.

    By MyFaceIsAGoat, on September 8, 2011 04:03:57

  3. I don't care how good a driver you are, there is no way you could avoid that chin.

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2011 04:11:17

  4. Jesuseffinchrist, when you're 84 you've one foot on the brake and the other one in the grave. At that age you don't drive a car but the car drives you. That has nothing to do with male or female drivers, you sexist assclown.

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2011 04:19:58

  5. it so was a setup.
    lilo did not run her over.
    jelus hatrz.

    By REBEL LILO 4EVA YELL, on September 8, 2011 04:23:26

  6. Both my great-grandmother and grandmother lived well into their nineties. My grandmother bought a pick-up at age 80 for the ranch. She never had a problem driving. It just depends on your genes.

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2011 04:40:26

  7. The problem with old people is that they drive too slow.

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2011 04:55:47

  8. No, not all old people are bad drivers, but a hell lot of them are.

    And old and female? Even worse.

    And old, female and asian? The Apocalypse.

    By e fittipaldi, on September 8, 2011 05:01:46

  9. just because there's a crosswalk doesn't mean you should have your ipod on full blast and run across not looking. Stupid people.

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2011 05:10:39

  10. @9: This is true, but no matter what the circumstances, the driver is the bad guy when they hit a pedestrian. Everyone knows this. The person could run out in front of you on a 65mph highway with a sign that says KILL ME and you'd still go to jail after hitting them.

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2011 07:29:49

  11. Santa Monica sure has a dangerous record when it comes to geezer drivers. A few years ago an ancient codger plowed through the Farmer's Market and killed ten people.

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2011 09:00:08

  12. How slow does Reese move that she couldn't cross the street faster than a car going that slow? Did she jump out in front of the car so she could get some free publicity?

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2011 09:54:06

  13. Right, Todd, it's totally because the driver was a woman; nothing to do with her being in her mid-80's.

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2011 22:19:49

  14. #10, thanks, you made me laugh out loud.

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2011 22:20:23

  15. If I was there, I would have offered to give mouth to mouth to her butthole.

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2011 00:56:15

  16. answer for #12.
    Her jaw was too damn heavy.

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2011 04:18:37

  17. I'd hit it too.

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2011 07:51:03

  18. #7 The problem with old people is they're still alive. Kill them all. I'd want that done to me when I turn retarded.

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2011 10:07:22

  19. Reese Witherspoon was hit by a car??

    Was it the 2011 Ford Fugly?

    By Anya makes me hard, on September 9, 2011 15:47:13

  20. Maybe the poor old lady just skidded on the ice that forms in Reese Witherspoon's chilly wake?

    By anonymous, on September 11, 2011 21:47:31

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