22 Comments:

1. Damn! Everyone knows not to look at her directly! Use a mirror or some other reflective surface. And make sure to burn the head after cutting it off or two more will grow back in it's place....

   By medusa, on September 2, 2011 04:11:20

2. god.. its like a horse and a goblin mated and had an offspring.. wtf...
   

   By anonymous, on September 2, 2011 04:43:21

3. "Sarah Jessica Parker Almost Killed A Man"
   
   Only almost...sheesh. She should take lessons from her husband Matthew Broderick, he's killed two people.

   By anonymous, on September 2, 2011 05:22:42

4. "RULE #2: DOUBLE TAP!"

   By anonymous, on September 2, 2011 05:27:58

5. I actually think that Sarah Jessica doesnt look half bad here.
   
   Have you seen her husband Matthew Broderick? He looks awful. She could do better than him.

   By anonymous, on September 2, 2011 05:46:34

6. @ 5.
   
   HI SARAH!

   By anonymous, on September 2, 2011 05:51:16

7. Don't care what any of you say....LOVE her....and GUARANTEED that she is better looking than any of the posters.....(just saying)

   By anonymous, on September 2, 2011 06:12:57

8. SJP's latest movie is about a bunch of annoying big-city twats bitching and moaning about how tough it is being an annoying big-city twat. Where have I heard that premise before?
   
   Her last movie was pretty good, though, she looked almost exactly like the real Secretariat.

   By anonymous, on September 2, 2011 06:30:42

9. I think the deal she made with Satan is catching up to her now. You got to read all of the contract with the devil before you sign it , especially the part that allows him to age your hands indiscriminately for his own enjoyment

   By Edgar Gascoyne , on September 2, 2011 06:52:37

10. Kim K mad a deal with the devil to have is ass increased in size . She didn't read the fine print. Since the Devil has a sense of humor , her ass will continue to grow WITHOUT BOUNDS

    By Phillipe Le Chifferre , on September 2, 2011 08:37:08

11. Her face and hands are known to stop clocks and break mirrors spontaneously

    By Travis Bickel, on September 2, 2011 08:43:10

12. Her hands match her feet. Do a close-up. Click on and then click on again. Being too thin, this happens.

    By I need a job, on September 2, 2011 08:45:28

13. Is she one of the Gorgon sisters ?

    By anonymous, on September 2, 2011 10:12:32

14. She gets work because she makes average-looking women think they're beautiful.

    By anonymous, on September 2, 2011 12:44:39

15. MARRY ME SARAH!

    By C. SHEEN, on September 2, 2011 15:29:59

16. Thank God the veiny man arms are covered

    By anonymous, on September 2, 2011 15:30:17

17. Put some gloves on , for goodness sakes!

    By Doug Mackay, on September 3, 2011 03:27:29

18. Grandma Sarah?

    By Adam Frawley, on September 3, 2011 03:32:23

19. If you see her eat hay, run away.

    By anonymous, on September 3, 2011 05:51:46

20. I tried to put money on her when I saw one time at the belmont stakes, but the cashier informed me she wasn't running on the track that day.

    By anonymous, on September 3, 2011 06:00:34

21. The victim's name was fred g. samford. Bitch almost killed my pop!

    By Lamont, on September 3, 2011 06:07:04

22. She's just trying to catch up with Matthew Broderick. Right now it's 2/0.

    By anonymous, on September 7, 2011 17:04:08