Most have nothing to be ashamed about looks-wise, but all these women seem so narcissistic. Why? I can't say I've ever even thought about taking out my mobile phone and snapping and saving naked pictures of myself in the mirror. They already have movies where they can stare at themselves. Their neediness for admiration and praise will never be fulfilled. I feel sorry for them because you know they'll all look like Joan Rivers in 50 years.
veronica, chicks take naked pictures because they use 'em to get laid. it's not for them to look at, it's for them to send people interested in fucking them. if you'd dusted off your vagina since the invention of cell phones, this might have been a familiar concept to you.
Well it took a bit longer than expected but the Scarlett Johansson pictures (uncensored) hit today (9/14). These are way better than the Lohan and Vanessa Hudgens sets. Better yet, even more (See watercooler at JLA Forums) should be on the way soon
I took like 100 naked pictures of myself and sent them to my boyfriend who lives far away. I never wear short skirts or tiny tops, i'm not narcissistic and i don't like it when strange guys stare at my ass but i love to show off my cute body to my boyfriend and he loves it, too so i can't blame scarlett.
#7: Really? I'm a chick and I've never had to stoop so low. I don't even get how that would work. You take them and keep them on the phone in case you see a hot guy so you can...whip them out and present what you're offering? Or, if you're already with someone, do you really NEED to use pix to get laid. Hope not. It's a nice tease, sure, but worth the risk? Nah. (for celebrities, I mean)
All most chicks have to do to get laid is walk up to a guy and say "I'd like to get laid. Now." And they're off. Let's be honest. I agree with #11. Where's your pride?
The only reason the FBI is getting involved is so the agents can masturbate to her pics in the office and claim they are "working on the case". The rest of us have to wait til we get home.
Nice pick up on the photos Todd. TMZ posted the pics are "up on another popular website". When did this site become popular? jk
This is the best thing that has happened to Scarlett in years. Watch for a huge career boost. She looks fantastic.
Now i gotta get going so i can "work on the case".
Wow, those are some nice tits and that is one sweet ass. I'd fuck the living brains outta her and not whine later to the public like that ungentlemanly queer Penn about her conversation skills not being up to snuff.
Maybe she just got bored with his looney lefty bullshit. "No, but I mean, seriously, Chavez is a great man. No, really. A force for peace in Latin America. I'm telling you. Oliver (Stone) told me so."
WHY are all these retarded bitches taking nude photos of themselves, why, why, WHY? Do they then go flick their bean over the pictures they took *OF THEMSELVES*? As they pretend they're so goddamn shocked that in this day and age something like this would leak? And the stupid faces every one of them makes, ugh, the TRY hurts to look at
#7, SERIOUSLY? Girls have to now send nude pics of themselves to prospective "fuck buddies" to GET LAID? what is this an audition? give me a break. It's narcicism at its finest! actors/actresses are some of the worst of mankind and so out of touch with the common world it's embarassing. I love that they are because it brings laughs and smiles to my face!
I'm so sure Scarlett Johansen has to send nude pics of herself to ANYONE to get laid! Your retarded!
BTW, her tits are a HUGE letdown! I've imagined them way bigger and nicer than this. Weird!
It looks maybe like the butt shot has Scarlett photoshopped into a picture with a different girl in the back. The mirror image just does not seem to match up
nice pig nose ugly fucking chick. no im not gay or a fat chick. yes, i would fuck her like i have fucked others that ranked low on the face scorecard. this skank is so overated. yawn....
Some women just like to show off their bodies. I had a woman text me pics -- and vice-versa. People get off in their own ways. It's not uncommon at all.
You'd think, after all the "stolen" sex tapes & nude pics, that celebrities wouldn't stupidly take nekkid pics of themselves on devices that have been easily hacked before. But, stupid chicks like this one continue to do so. And, I thank them for it...
#51, prostitution requires an exchange of sexual favors for material goods, either money or gifts. and there are a lot of girls in here that are ashamed of their bodies. there's nothing pornographic about these pictures (sadly) so if you think it's demeaning to send nudes to someone you're with or want to be with, well... that's just sad and prude. and code for "dead lay."
Text book 101. Have lawyer sent out threatening letters to a few sites to keep the publicity bandwagon going. They must go right to the play book to extend the 15 minutes on nude pics and keep everyone talking about them. With an ass like hers, why not.
I think it would have been better to never see this. Nothing special here. Huge let down.
Why would you take pictures of yourself looking your worst to send to your boyfriend or whoever? Why not doll yourself up and take a decent looking picture?
This lovely young woman should do a film where she performs explicit lesbian sex with a lovely older woman with large breasts like Jennifer Love Hewitt, or another sexy redhead like Julianne Moore, or a younger woman like Amanda Seyfried. I would buy a thousand copies, because I'm rich.
Agreed, why on earth woud SJ, who is supposed to have been the wife of a really hot guy, need to send around nake pics to get laid. That's just pathetic. I can't imagine any reason I would need to email naked pics of myself unless I was just an attention seeking ho-bag. Isn't her face and image in a tight dress enough to get as much action as 100 women would need in a lifetime? It's like broadcasting to the world that literally all you have to offer is your naked ass. Now I can see why she got dumped by even that bag of bones Sean Penn. She should actually read a book and rethink her purpose in life. This is just sad for all women. She makes herself out to be an intellectual, and then degrades and objectifies herself for no reason. WHY? So she can get judged on ridiculed on a comment thread? Have some self respect babe!
She's stupid. She should have kept her head out of her butt and she would have known that naked pictures sooner or later will get on the internet. No one to blame but herself.
I agree with the people who think that she's just a narcissist. I mean, don't you see yourself enough? "Oh, I need a picture of myself so I can see how beautiful I am." Gimme a break. Didn't you get enough validation from 1800 magazine covers you've been on? Or, maybe she IS as dumb as a bag of rocks.
C'mon people!!! Keep in mind that she has a very, very stinky cunt... It's SOOO easy to point the finger at her and be negative, but how would you respond if you were hitting top numbers on the stinky-cunt meter? Have some fucking empathy. She hit a 7.8 last week on the Stinky-Cunt meter and that was after a shower. That is NOT a good SC score! Can you even imagine her SC count after she went hiking? We are talking through the roof -- Almost as stinky as Natalie Portman's cunt -- Okay, okay -- I'm exaggerating! But you get the point...
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By I came, on September 14, 2011 02:42:35
Made my day!
By Homer, on September 14, 2011 02:44:56
Woo-hoo!
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 02:48:59
It's about time!
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 02:59:41
Most have nothing to be ashamed about looks-wise, but all these women seem so narcissistic. Why? I can't say I've ever even thought about taking out my mobile phone and snapping and saving naked pictures of myself in the mirror. They already have movies where they can stare at themselves. Their neediness for admiration and praise will never be fulfilled. I feel sorry for them because you know they'll all look like Joan Rivers in 50 years.
By Veronica, on September 14, 2011 03:04:59
This will go down as one of the greatest moments in the history of mankind.
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 03:06:10
veronica, chicks take naked pictures because they use 'em to get laid. it's not for them to look at, it's for them to send people interested in fucking them. if you'd dusted off your vagina since the invention of cell phones, this might have been a familiar concept to you.
By liz, on September 14, 2011 03:35:36
Well it took a bit longer than expected but the Scarlett Johansson pictures (uncensored) hit today (9/14). These are way better than the Lohan and Vanessa Hudgens sets. Better yet, even more (See watercooler at JLA Forums) should be on the way soon
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 03:37:18
Just what the doctor ordered!
Thanks brutha!!!
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 03:44:50
Liz, one problem with Veronica dusting off her vagina: she's not quite sure which fat roll it lurks under.
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 04:01:48
Using naked pics of yourself in order to get laid? That's just sad. Have some pride girl.
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 04:18:49
if only she could have cropped out her face...
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 04:21:41
Meh
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 04:22:49
KERPOW!!!!
best marvel costume evah!!!!!!
they should go with that.
By Stan the Man, on September 14, 2011 04:24:46
I took like 100 naked pictures of myself and sent them to my boyfriend who lives far away. I never wear short skirts or tiny tops, i'm not narcissistic and i don't like it when strange guys stare at my ass but i love to show off my cute body to my boyfriend and he loves it, too so i can't blame scarlett.
By ovoxo, on September 14, 2011 04:36:09
Boobs aren't nearly as big as I thought they would be, she must use some serious push up bras.
Nice ass though
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 04:37:03
WOW FUCK SHE LOOKS GOOD!!! I ALWAYS THOUGHT SHE WAS VERY UGLY!!! but with no makeup and naked she looks fantastic!!! i wich i looked like that
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 05:25:13
Ok boobs and nice ass
Kat Dennings is by far the best of these nude cell phone leaks.
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 06:13:37
What girl needs to do anything in order to get laid? Especially no attractive girls. Her boobs look smaller because she is laying on her back?
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 06:23:12
#7: Really? I'm a chick and I've never had to stoop so low. I don't even get how that would work. You take them and keep them on the phone in case you see a hot guy so you can...whip them out and present what you're offering? Or, if you're already with someone, do you really NEED to use pix to get laid. Hope not. It's a nice tease, sure, but worth the risk? Nah. (for celebrities, I mean)
All most chicks have to do to get laid is walk up to a guy and say "I'd like to get laid. Now." And they're off. Let's be honest. I agree with #11. Where's your pride?
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 06:36:59
Man...those lips, my goodness!!!
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 07:23:35
Fap fap
By CK, on September 14, 2011 07:33:30
Awesome. I so hope the Dianna Agron pics get leaked too!
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 07:50:19
The only reason the FBI is getting involved is so the agents can masturbate to her pics in the office and claim they are "working on the case". The rest of us have to wait til we get home.
Nice pick up on the photos Todd. TMZ posted the pics are "up on another popular website". When did this site become popular? jk
This is the best thing that has happened to Scarlett in years. Watch for a huge career boost. She looks fantastic.
Now i gotta get going so i can "work on the case".
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 08:05:28
#20 is 180+ pounds, guaranteed.
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 08:07:32
She wishes her ass was that small.
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 08:28:58
23- I don't think there are any of her, her phone got hacked but that doesn't mean there were pics to leak.
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 08:32:12
Wow, those are some nice tits and that is one sweet ass. I'd fuck the living brains outta her and not whine later to the public like that ungentlemanly queer Penn about her conversation skills not being up to snuff.
Maybe she just got bored with his looney lefty bullshit. "No, but I mean, seriously, Chavez is a great man. No, really. A force for peace in Latin America. I'm telling you. Oliver (Stone) told me so."
zzzzzzz....
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 08:40:32
Did her...
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 08:47:23
Meh
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 08:54:02
WHY are all these retarded bitches taking nude photos of themselves, why, why, WHY? Do they then go flick their bean over the pictures they took *OF THEMSELVES*? As they pretend they're so goddamn shocked that in this day and age something like this would leak? And the stupid faces every one of them makes, ugh, the TRY hurts to look at
By Laurie, on September 14, 2011 09:16:21
Wowza...perfection.
By SmileyfaceonherboobieNbutt, on September 14, 2011 09:16:39
Not near as hot as I thought it would be... kinda dejected. :(
By wagondaddy, on September 14, 2011 09:26:10
#7, SERIOUSLY? Girls have to now send nude pics of themselves to prospective "fuck buddies" to GET LAID? what is this an audition? give me a break. It's narcicism at its finest! actors/actresses are some of the worst of mankind and so out of touch with the common world it's embarassing. I love that they are because it brings laughs and smiles to my face!
I'm so sure Scarlett Johansen has to send nude pics of herself to ANYONE to get laid! Your retarded!
BTW, her tits are a HUGE letdown! I've imagined them way bigger and nicer than this. Weird!
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 09:44:06
Nothing like a sparkling clean cinnamon ring,tasty buttocks,face is totally broke,w.c.fields nose(bulbous)
By sean, on September 14, 2011 09:54:23
She is bat shit crazy but one beautiful piece of ass.
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 10:02:00
It looks maybe like the butt shot has Scarlett photoshopped into a picture with a different girl in the back. The mirror image just does not seem to match up
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 10:04:27
Yawn.
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 10:24:31
#18...Kat is 2nd. Renee Olstead wins the best leak ever in my mind. Love Kat though, celeb crush since she was on ER (don't judge, same age lol).
As far as Scarlett....ass is so nice I'd love to lick it ;)
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 10:35:14
with all her money and fame, she is still desperate for attention...
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 10:41:50
i want to see her vagina
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 11:41:18
Took her long enough.
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 11:42:36
Nothing is ever leaked? Can we end this lie already?
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 11:45:17
This is a great day for the internet...NO its a great day for America!
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 11:45:48
What a huge disappointment, Kat Dennings' tits were way better
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 12:18:13
#20 sounds very boring. I have a gf and we exchange pics all the time when we're not around eachother due to our work schedules.
By You're probably fat too, on September 14, 2011 12:40:11
The fucking HOLY GRAIL! What a coup!
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 13:08:48
I like her nipple(s) and she has a nice little booty on her.
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 13:23:58
nice pig nose ugly fucking chick. no im not gay or a fat chick. yes, i would fuck her like i have fucked others that ranked low on the face scorecard. this skank is so overated. yawn....
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 14:23:10
Internet - I love you!
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 14:29:55
#7 that's called prostitution.
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 14:58:05
Perfection, that's all I have to say.
By Kyle, on September 14, 2011 15:19:15
It matters why or for what purpose these pictures were taken. They exist, and that is enough for me.
By The Masturbating English Major, on September 14, 2011 15:21:50
Been waiting for a lonnng time to see that shit. I'd pound that like a railroad spike.
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 16:50:51
THANK YOU ALL MIGHTY GOD!!! (And by God, I mean you.... cuz you are my god... THANK YOU!!!!)
By estrangdspydr, on September 14, 2011 17:37:16
Now thats what Im talkin bout! I love a white girl with some FLANK!
By Soul Brotha #1, on September 14, 2011 17:47:02
Some women just like to show off their bodies. I had a woman text me pics -- and vice-versa. People get off in their own ways. It's not uncommon at all.
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 18:48:25
You'd think, after all the "stolen" sex tapes & nude pics, that celebrities wouldn't stupidly take nekkid pics of themselves on devices that have been easily hacked before. But, stupid chicks like this one continue to do so. And, I thank them for it...
By anonymous, on September 14, 2011 22:23:46
#51, prostitution requires an exchange of sexual favors for material goods, either money or gifts. and there are a lot of girls in here that are ashamed of their bodies. there's nothing pornographic about these pictures (sadly) so if you think it's demeaning to send nudes to someone you're with or want to be with, well... that's just sad and prude. and code for "dead lay."
By anonymous, on September 15, 2011 01:25:45
I always had a sneaky suspicion that Ms Johansson had incredible tits, so it's nice to be proved correct.
By Bill, on September 15, 2011 01:34:40
I can die happy now.
By F'in FINALLY, on September 15, 2011 03:33:55
I though she had dark small nipple,boy i was wrong, it would be nice if was high-res phone pic.
PS i want see some lips action,
anyone agree !!!
By Sexy Lien Tran, on September 15, 2011 05:09:13
I'd love to have doggystyle sex with her.
By joejoe, on September 15, 2011 06:39:13
Text book 101. Have lawyer sent out threatening letters to a few sites to keep the publicity bandwagon going. They must go right to the play book to extend the 15 minutes on nude pics and keep everyone talking about them. With an ass like hers, why not.
By anonymous, on September 15, 2011 06:39:13
Nice can(s)!
By joejoe, on September 15, 2011 06:39:28
I think it would have been better to never see this. Nothing special here. Huge let down.
Why would you take pictures of yourself looking your worst to send to your boyfriend or whoever? Why not doll yourself up and take a decent looking picture?
By anonymous, on September 15, 2011 07:12:18
pics aint even that good brutha.
By mts007, on September 15, 2011 08:28:55
TODAY IS A GREAT DAY FOR AMERICA.
By anonymous, on September 15, 2011 08:33:14
This lovely young woman should do a film where she performs explicit lesbian sex with a lovely older woman with large breasts like Jennifer Love Hewitt, or another sexy redhead like Julianne Moore, or a younger woman like Amanda Seyfried. I would buy a thousand copies, because I'm rich.
By Rosie Fats O'Donnell, on September 15, 2011 10:04:21
69 comments. heh heh heh... 69... heh heh heh
By 69, on September 15, 2011 10:54:44
wow, what a dissapointment. average at best. looks like some wal-mart bitch
By anonymous, on September 15, 2011 11:26:45
Fraternity of
Bumbleing
Idiots
By you know it's true, on September 15, 2011 13:29:44
Agreed, why on earth woud SJ, who is supposed to have been the wife of a really hot guy, need to send around nake pics to get laid. That's just pathetic. I can't imagine any reason I would need to email naked pics of myself unless I was just an attention seeking ho-bag. Isn't her face and image in a tight dress enough to get as much action as 100 women would need in a lifetime? It's like broadcasting to the world that literally all you have to offer is your naked ass. Now I can see why she got dumped by even that bag of bones Sean Penn. She should actually read a book and rethink her purpose in life. This is just sad for all women. She makes herself out to be an intellectual, and then degrades and objectifies herself for no reason. WHY? So she can get judged on ridiculed on a comment thread? Have some self respect babe!
By anonymous, on September 15, 2011 15:58:05
She's stupid. She should have kept her head out of her butt and she would have known that naked pictures sooner or later will get on the internet. No one to blame but herself.
By Jaye, on September 15, 2011 16:22:17
I agree with the people who think that she's just a narcissist. I mean, don't you see yourself enough? "Oh, I need a picture of myself so I can see how beautiful I am." Gimme a break. Didn't you get enough validation from 1800 magazine covers you've been on? Or, maybe she IS as dumb as a bag of rocks.
By anonymous, on September 16, 2011 06:32:37
#46
... until you split up with her
she will be all over the amateur-scene sites/forums, imageboards etc. in less than 24 hours
10% of the stuff there is from camwhores who want attention
90% are from (jealous) ex-boyfriends
By anonymous, on September 16, 2011 06:49:36
C'mon people!!! Keep in mind that she has a very, very stinky cunt... It's SOOO easy to point the finger at her and be negative, but how would you respond if you were hitting top numbers on the stinky-cunt meter? Have some fucking empathy. She hit a 7.8 last week on the Stinky-Cunt meter and that was after a shower. That is NOT a good SC score! Can you even imagine her SC count after she went hiking? We are talking through the roof -- Almost as stinky as Natalie Portman's cunt -- Okay, okay -- I'm exaggerating! But you get the point...
By Pete Ken, on September 17, 2011 01:56:05
FBI fucking bunch of idiots (as debra morgan puts it)
By anonymous, on September 17, 2011 04:48:46
She is so ugly. She is like a thinner version of Christina Henricks.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2011 14:04:37
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