Ashton Kutcher Is January Jones' Baby Daddy

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  1. I'm calling bullshit...why would Demi care that he knocked up one broad when he had a pass to screw everything else in sight?

    By b.willis, on October 19, 2011 05:11:55

  2. Possums are disgusting. No one could blame you.

    By Cubs Fan, on October 19, 2011 05:25:48

  3. That banner pic is off the charts hot. I'd get her pregnant.

    By anonymous, on October 19, 2011 05:39:15

  4. Anything is possible but Icy and Goofy are a very odd match. The only thing that I find shocking is a women in her thirties that manages to accidentally get pregnant. Birth control is not brain surgery January.

    By anonymous, on October 19, 2011 05:41:37

  5. #4 an odd match that had previously dated.

    By anonymous, on October 19, 2011 06:15:18

  6. #2 total agreement. Yuck.

    #4 also. I mean, I put my teenager on birth control pills so she wouldn't miss her classes. It's a simple little thing. The Dr. said they have the pills down to a science, she can take them until she's 60 unless she wants a kid. There's NO EXCUSE for all these sluts to be getting pregnant all the time. Freud says there are no real accidents and here's one thing he was right about. Getting his mother hooked on coke, not so much.

    By anonymous, on October 19, 2011 06:21:14

  7. Well, clearly this story cannot be accurate. A sexy, empowered, vivacious women nearing 50, like Demi Moore, is surely confident and sure enough in her sexuality to be able to keep the attentions of a young man in his prime like Ashton Kutcher. Oh, certainly. Cougars like her are wildly attractive to young men. Just ask women about men's attraction to older women; they are experts on male desire, don't you know.

    So of course Kutcher would not be stepping out with the loamy, fertile, younger Ms. Jones. Why would he go for that incredibly beautiful woman, when he has an almost AARP-eligible woman waiting at home for him? The very notion is silly.

    Also, those who claim Hendricks is fat are wrong. She is curvy, and her full woman-ness is a sexual force to the admired.

    By A delusional madman who thinks hendricks is faaaaaaat, on October 19, 2011 07:11:37

  8. why would anyone name their child January?

    By anonymous, on October 19, 2011 07:50:14

  9. "Both the actor and his wife tried every tactic (money, lawyers, threats to ruin her career) to convince the ex to terminate the pregnancy. Despite enormous pressure from all sides, the ex decided to keep the baby."

    What???? Cannot believe my eyes!!!

    If this is true (which I do not believe it is) then it"s the most horrible thing I've ever read in my life... If Ashton had a fling with her, how is it that now he's trying along Demi to ruin her career???? So, now it's all January's fault????? I can understand how he could do that in order to save his marriage but really???

    And who are you (Demi) to make someone terminate a pregnancy???? Just because you say so? Because it bothers you? Really????

    It's not the end of the world... it's just a marriage and marriage can be sacred to some but still it's just a commitment between two people and clearly, that commitment has ended... sooo let it go already.

    By Amalia , on October 19, 2011 08:20:05

  10. I guarantee this story is complete nonsense because we all know Ashton has a vagina and therefore could never father a child.

    By anonymous, on October 19, 2011 08:24:06

  11. I am a single 47 yr. old. yeah, if a man came along , say 37, yeah, if he wanted me, we could play. Marriage, no. long term relationship, no. I an not have kids, well, actually I still can but I would give birth to a special needs child due to my eggs being 47. I am being real.
    and about myself and women my age. This cougar thing is bs. Age matters if the age gap is way off in that one person is of another generation. Doesn't matter if the man is way too much older or the woman is way too much older . Be real. Demi should have played with Ashton. He is way too young for her. He wants a child, a woman his age group. Demi should stop this madness and set him free and they go out laughing hand holding to dinner to pi ss off the media. End as friends before they end it bitterly. You know it is going to happen.
    And yeha, I would not be surprised if Aston isn't January's baby daddy that refuses to tell the public.

    By Be real, on October 19, 2011 08:29:33

  12. Bullshit story.

    By anonymous, on October 19, 2011 08:42:46

  13. I'm bettin the baby's father is one of the four guys already named. Ashton may have hit it again, but doubt he's the daddy.

    By anonymous, on October 19, 2011 09:31:35

  14. I am sure there was more to the story but that cold stiff bitch January Jones is not a TV Superstar. I don't care about the rest.

    By Reality, on October 19, 2011 09:44:11

  15. I have to agree with #4, that picture is ridiculous. Also, who cares if she has a baby. She is not a teen, she has money, is responsible. She isn't looking for hand outs. I'm pretty sure the baby is cared for and well off.

    By anonymous, on October 19, 2011 09:56:48

  16. and I would've done without causing all the fuss, somebody must have some publicity due to cause this kind of drama. Certainly worth a ton of press for something.

    By AndyDandyWarhaul, on October 19, 2011 10:40:00

  17. I call bullshit on this story.

    By and really, who cares?, on October 19, 2011 12:59:50

  18. Re: the birth control thing, mebbe she WANTED to get pregnant and figured that Ashton's sperm might give her a semi-attractive baby. Hey, it's getting her something her acting won't (attention).

    I do love the idea that Demi Moore could ruin ANYONE's career except her own. In the dictionary her picture is next to "has-been."

    By anonymous, on October 19, 2011 14:11:21

  19. #6 thanks for telling us your daughter is a whore

    By anonymous, on October 19, 2011 14:57:57

  20. This story is B.S. January Jones is an evil slut. She got on a TV show and thinks she's the shit. Let her enjoy her 15 minutes of fame. The only way she can get any attention is by having a baby and refusing to tell who the daddy is. Whatever. Like we care. Go have a litter, no one's stopping you. As for Ashton and Demi... absolutely agree, boys will be boys... no man wants an older woman LONG TERM. It may be okay for a little while, but no one stays 40 forever, you continue to grow old, and he's young enough to have a change of heart. He is looking around for someone stupid, say, in their 20's who thinks he's so smart, and funny, and believes all of his bullshit. News flash, younger woman who like old men-- they only like the money. Huge age gaps between a couple are total B.S. no matter if it's the woman or the man who is robbing the cradle. And this is just a giant PR story from January Jones, who has a stupid name on top of everything else wrong with her.

    By anonymous, on October 20, 2011 03:42:17

  21. "Both the actor and his wife tried every tactic (money, lawyers, threats to ruin her career) to convince the ex to terminate the pregnancy. Despite enormous pressure from all sides, the ex decided to keep the baby."

    What???? Cannot believe my eyes!!!

    If this is true (which I do not believe it is) then it"s the most horrible thing I've ever read in my life... If Ashton had a fling with her, how is it that now he's trying along Demi to ruin her career???? So, now it's all January's fault????? I can understand how he could do that in order to save his marriage but really???

    And who are you (Demi) to make someone terminate a pregnancy???? Just because you say so? Because it bothers you? Really????

    It's not the end of the world... it's just a marriage and marriage can be sacred to some but still it's just a commitment between two people and clearly, that commitment has ended... sooo let it go already.

    By anonymous, on October 20, 2011 08:06:42

  22. A whole raft of potential fathers... what does that say about sweet little Janny *sarcasm*? I'll leave that one up to interpretation.

    By anonymous, on October 20, 2011 09:46:41

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