11 Comments:

1. Damn! Those are some butt-ugly shoes!

   By fubar, on October 6, 2011 04:59:12

2. If I was an explorer I would declare her meat curtains to be the gates of elysium.

   By Chevy Chase, on October 6, 2011 05:07:12

3. Yum!

   By Yum yum yummy!, on October 6, 2011 05:07:42

4. This girl has got one of the best asses ever. The veneers on her teeth make her mouth look kinda weird and larger, but I have a soft spot for large mouths you know... Only thing worse than those shoes is the fact that she was polluted by that Timbershit asswipe.

   By anonymous, on October 6, 2011 05:21:26

5. That's right. She doesn't do the lindsay lohan "spread em' wide for the world to see" car dismount. Because she's got some class & is a lady. Which is refreshing to see, from someone from hollywood...

   By anonymous, on October 6, 2011 07:19:40

6. like her OBGYN wasn't waiting on the curb. holy shit that made me laugh, ty

   By anonymous, on October 6, 2011 08:55:17

7. Of course she doesn't suck dick for blow. She probably throws up when she sees a naked dick.

   By anonymous, on October 6, 2011 11:15:45

8. What happened to this chick? She used to be HOT!!! Now she's a walking stick. Ugh!

   By Marielos, on October 6, 2011 19:21:09

9. She's so pretty. No makeup needed.

   By Move over whores, on October 6, 2011 19:52:05

10. Mmm......I can picture it now.
    
    Lindsey on her knee's begging Jessica to allow her to eat her.
    
    Jessica in just her underwear and heels with one heel planted firmly on Lindseys shoulder keeping her at bay while looking down her nose at her imperiously.
    
    :D

    By Jason, on October 7, 2011 01:42:47

11. She would make a good 'Harlequin' on a Batman movie

    By anonymous, on October 7, 2011 04:31:30