Remember, this is the same broad that fucked that Timberlicker suspect so her good taste is highly questionable. Still, that ass of hers is quite something. Take those clothes off for fucks sake!
I've always said she's one hot piece of ass, yet dudes continue to make gay comments like "I'd never do her". Bullshit; I'd be pounding that mound in a second if the opportunity arose...
Cute face, banging body. Only thing is she probably isn't the brightest - wowed by Timberturd enough to fuck him, come on - so it can't be anything long term. Sorry, Jess, I'm picky like that.
She's cute but the thing is -- People are ragging out about Britany Spears being fat... Sure... She's put on a few pounds but here's the deal… If you're options were say The Brit or say The Nat (Nat Portman) Whose beef curtain would you rather jiggle? I'd much rather fuck The Brit. First of all the camera adds pounds so in bed The Brit is probably at the level of perfect! IMAGINE doing the Nat... Imagine fervently jiggling Nat's stinky dry beef curtain. Imagine trying to get that bitch to cream from her wizard sleeve. Imagine that your jiggling that red-clam of hers faster then a fucking paint mixing machine trying to get her to secrete a little cunt snot. You think that will ever happen? NO! Then imagine you get on top of her to fuck her... Do you like inserting your dick in between a wooden crack and fucking it until your dick bleeds as you bang your body against say some piping or wooden boards? I don't! Doesn't appeal to me to have sex skeleton sex. Now Brit... THAT'S a different story. She's HOT. Portman would be like fucking a wooden box. The Brit still RULES!
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Leave Your CommentLets be honest with this outfit should be a Centaur downstairs and nobody wouuld be the wiser.
By anonymous, on October 28, 2011 05:27:07
Remember, this is the same broad that fucked that Timberlicker suspect so her good taste is highly questionable. Still, that ass of hers is quite something. Take those clothes off for fucks sake!
By anonymous, on October 28, 2011 05:38:19
I am not, nor have I ever been, an ass man. Having said that--DAT. ASS.
By Deyseeme T. Rollin, on October 28, 2011 05:38:47
80's Proms called, they want their dress back.
Hideous dress is hideous.
By Kasey with a K, on October 28, 2011 05:43:15
I've always said she's one hot piece of ass, yet dudes continue to make gay comments like "I'd never do her". Bullshit; I'd be pounding that mound in a second if the opportunity arose...
By anonymous, on October 28, 2011 06:13:42
The woman has one of the best asses ever.
By Seymour Butts, on October 28, 2011 06:23:33
She only *wishes* she could be curvy and sexy like the fat, pasty, middle-aged, grey-toothed Christina Hendricks.
By Hendricks is faaaaaaat, on October 28, 2011 07:21:52
Who cares about her dress? Anything she wears would look a lot better crumpled up on the bedroom floor. She's fucking hot!!!!!
By anonymous, on October 28, 2011 07:35:35
That dress sucks. Maybe she wanted to get some face time on Joan Rivers' show or something. Otherwise, I'd ride that rump into town like I owned it.
By Monkey, on October 28, 2011 08:31:54
Absolutely no tits.
By anonymous, on October 28, 2011 08:54:08
Great ass. Incredibly ugly face.
By anonymous, on October 28, 2011 11:10:29
Cute face, banging body. Only thing is she probably isn't the brightest - wowed by Timberturd enough to fuck him, come on - so it can't be anything long term. Sorry, Jess, I'm picky like that.
By anonymous, on October 28, 2011 13:12:42
What? She is one of the hottest women alive. I would need three or four practice runs with her before I would be able to last 2 minutes.
By Kye, on October 28, 2011 17:13:27
I like girl enough; not the most gifted actress, but at least passably talented.
...but is it just me or does her nose look a little too carved out and sculpted in this pic? Or has is always had those odd-looking angles?
By anonymous, on October 28, 2011 18:42:02
I'd love her without reservation(or substitute"fuck" for "love" if you wish).
But(t) she should loose that dress!
By joesmoke, on October 29, 2011 06:57:33
She's cute but the thing is -- People are ragging out about Britany Spears being fat... Sure... She's put on a few pounds but here's the deal… If you're options were say The Brit or say The Nat (Nat Portman) Whose beef curtain would you rather jiggle? I'd much rather fuck The Brit. First of all the camera adds pounds so in bed The Brit is probably at the level of perfect! IMAGINE doing the Nat... Imagine fervently jiggling Nat's stinky dry beef curtain. Imagine trying to get that bitch to cream from her wizard sleeve. Imagine that your jiggling that red-clam of hers faster then a fucking paint mixing machine trying to get her to secrete a little cunt snot. You think that will ever happen? NO! Then imagine you get on top of her to fuck her... Do you like inserting your dick in between a wooden crack and fucking it until your dick bleeds as you bang your body against say some piping or wooden boards? I don't! Doesn't appeal to me to have sex skeleton sex. Now Brit... THAT'S a different story. She's HOT. Portman would be like fucking a wooden box. The Brit still RULES!
By CLOONEY, on October 29, 2011 11:24:52
This gal does not look attractive. She might have a great ass to you guys but she can't act.
By Bellicose Bumpkin, on October 30, 2011 13:44:51
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