Fuck this preaching shit, I can be a pimp with 2 hoes! That lean, muscular, toned body with no tendency to balloon up will look fantastic after the pregnancy and not a single stretch mark!
Well that's it. She will never be able to lose the weight after the kid is born and will be a fat cow. I call divorce in a year. And Grandpa Joe will go to prison for trying to sell the kid on ebay.
#8 - garbage in, garbage out. :) If you are fit when you go in to it, you have a much better chance of coming out and being fit again. If you are chunky, well...
What I don't understand is the whole "is she / isn't she?" hype. I mean really, anyone with a pair of eyes can see she's preggo - I think the cat's out of the bag....
IMO, she's stupid. That guy, while he may be good to her, is a nobody. He hit payday when he knocked her up. I don't understand why these rich celebrities set themselves up to get screwed over. She shouldn't bother getting married, because he will take half of everything she makes while they are together. You would think someone would tell her this. Second, she used to be so thin and beautiful. She's still beautiful, but dang, with all her money, hire a chef and a personal trainer and be fucking FLAWLESS. She's going to be a short fat whale, I don't see how she will be able to breathe.
@15, This chick was never beautiful. She always had a man face. She use to be thin but she had a flat as a board ass with that thin body. Britney and Christina were way hotter than her(when they were hot).
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Leave Your CommentFuck this preaching shit, I can be a pimp with 2 hoes! That lean, muscular, toned body with no tendency to balloon up will look fantastic after the pregnancy and not a single stretch mark!
By anonymous, on October 24, 2011 03:51:33
I hear it's a girl.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2011 03:51:52
You're not pregnant until you announce it. She's probably still 50/50 planning on saying it's her new sister and she was never pregnant.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2011 04:10:16
She's either pregnant, or using a better prosthetic than Beyoncé.
By emmkay4ever, on October 24, 2011 04:20:02
Yup, that's pregnant...now I can't wait for those titties to explode!
By Dick Face, on October 24, 2011 04:31:39
50 grand? U kiddin rite?
By Beyonce, on October 24, 2011 04:39:49
Well that's it. She will never be able to lose the weight after the kid is born and will be a fat cow. I call divorce in a year. And Grandpa Joe will go to prison for trying to sell the kid on ebay.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2011 04:40:57
Seriously, #7.
Not everyone's figure goes to shit after giving birth (see Vergara, Sofia), but this fat, retarded trash sure will.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2011 06:01:47
Man, those tits are gonna grow like the Hindenburg on steroids. Heil Hitler!
By anonymous, on October 24, 2011 06:59:21
#8 - garbage in, garbage out. :) If you are fit when you go in to it, you have a much better chance of coming out and being fit again. If you are chunky, well...
#5 - yes, holy norks of great justice!!!
By anonymous, on October 24, 2011 07:36:55
She is obviously pregnant.
Any doubters are free to check out this clip of her playing soccer. (The baby bump is more obvious in this outfit...)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6f7_1319392144
By joejoe, on October 24, 2011 08:07:45
What I don't understand is the whole "is she / isn't she?" hype. I mean really, anyone with a pair of eyes can see she's preggo - I think the cat's out of the bag....
By anonymous, on October 24, 2011 09:30:52
Missed a zero in the post. He is reportedly shopping for a deal worth $500,000. Might help if she was still relevant.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2011 09:42:02
The mentally challenged should not be allowed to reproduce.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2011 12:17:59
IMO, she's stupid. That guy, while he may be good to her, is a nobody. He hit payday when he knocked her up. I don't understand why these rich celebrities set themselves up to get screwed over. She shouldn't bother getting married, because he will take half of everything she makes while they are together. You would think someone would tell her this. Second, she used to be so thin and beautiful. She's still beautiful, but dang, with all her money, hire a chef and a personal trainer and be fucking FLAWLESS. She's going to be a short fat whale, I don't see how she will be able to breathe.
By anonymous, on October 25, 2011 01:31:32
I would like to be intimate with her right now...mmmmmm
By anonymous, on October 25, 2011 04:11:31
Holy Crap that's Mairtin De Cogain in the background!
By anonymous, on October 25, 2011 07:19:47
Should she be allowed to have kids? Isn't she the same woman who let a wild animal eat her dog and THEN expected it to be returned?
By anonymous, on October 25, 2011 10:28:34
@15, This chick was never beautiful. She always had a man face. She use to be thin but she had a flat as a board ass with that thin body. Britney and Christina were way hotter than her(when they were hot).
By anonymous, on October 25, 2011 12:46:37
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