If she says she's been on dates with guys then it's safe to assume she ain't a lezzie, dude.
Anyhoo, what a shame. Just a few pounds lighter, say 10-20, and I'd bang the living bejesus outta her. I like compact piggy-looking girls. And you just KNOW she loves teh sex, that's what all the eating is about. In fact, I could fuck her thin.
Yeesh I could almost agree with #1 because she was cute even when chunky but shes looking pretty rough here. The years of being fat are taking their toll.
Suprise, suprise someone commenting how of all the guys in the world they are the one who would "lol fuck her silly". Obviously the first poster just popped out of his moms vag last night if he thinks just because she has dated guys she durr must be straight.
On the one hand I sometimes feel sorry for celebs because they can't take a dump without a photographer being close enough to hand them a couple of sheets. I also think that those with strong musical talent (like Amy Winehouse) who don't try to glam up shouldn't be attacked for not being better looking (really, who cares what they look like when you're listening to their CD). But Clarkson has tried to market her sexuality and is rightfully attacked for turning into a fat slob. It's her job to look better than the woman sitting next to me at a PTO meeting.
Whatever her sexual orientation is, she doesn't give a shit what she looks like. If you insist on going out in public looking like that, nobody is going to want to be with you. The least she could do is get off of her lazy ass and put on some makeup and do something with her fucking hair.
This is the difference a few years and a lot of pizza make. Don't get the lez vibe from her, but can't make any warranties either. She was kinda cute and fuckable back in her idol days. To all the "fat curious" out there, she may be a good choice for you. Remember, a supermarket would be the ideal place to qualify as a GOOD date. BTW, FUCK J. Guarini!
I live in that same small town that Kelly does, Mansfield, TX (it's not really that small, just a suburb of Dallas/Fort Worth). I see Kelly around all the time. I've never thought she was a lesbian. Just someone who let herself go. Although I have seen her at the softball fields quite a few times...
I live in that same small town that Kelly does, Mansfield, TX (it's not really that small, just a suburb of Dallas/Fort Worth). I see Kelly around all the time. I've never thought she was a lesbian. Just someone who let herself go. Although I have seen her at the softball fields quite a few times...
She looks pretty when made up like on The View , was shapley, must have had on a spanx, needs make-up and hair fixed. She is not gat. Most of us girls get done up just to go to the supermarket. I fault her there. Kelly is pretty, and you men here, esp, not looking like Leonardo DiCaprio, need to guit because you know you be too happy to have her in your bed.
If she wants to be a fat lesbian and not wear makeup that's her prerogative but she then needs to stop singing songs where's she's screaming about how she's too good for some guy. It just doesn't wash.
Goes to show that fat women can't get a man even if they're worth millions. On the other hand, fat, ugly, bald men get the hottest chicks in the world. Sucks to be a fat chick.
Kelly should take lessons from Jessica Simpson on picking a dumb enough guy with no self esteem or worth to impregnate her fat ass.
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Leave Your CommentIf she says she's been on dates with guys then it's safe to assume she ain't a lezzie, dude.
Anyhoo, what a shame. Just a few pounds lighter, say 10-20, and I'd bang the living bejesus outta her. I like compact piggy-looking girls. And you just KNOW she loves teh sex, that's what all the eating is about. In fact, I could fuck her thin.
By anonymous, on October 28, 2011 04:05:40
maybe not a lesbian...just not the least bit attractive
By anonymous, on October 28, 2011 04:12:58
Wait! Isn't that Chaz Bono?
By fubar, on October 28, 2011 04:19:33
Yeesh I could almost agree with #1 because she was cute even when chunky but shes looking pretty rough here. The years of being fat are taking their toll.
By anonymous, on October 28, 2011 04:28:15
Suprise, suprise someone commenting how of all the guys in the world they are the one who would "lol fuck her silly". Obviously the first poster just popped out of his moms vag last night if he thinks just because she has dated guys she durr must be straight.
By anonymous, on October 28, 2011 04:29:22
On the one hand I sometimes feel sorry for celebs because they can't take a dump without a photographer being close enough to hand them a couple of sheets. I also think that those with strong musical talent (like Amy Winehouse) who don't try to glam up shouldn't be attacked for not being better looking (really, who cares what they look like when you're listening to their CD). But Clarkson has tried to market her sexuality and is rightfully attacked for turning into a fat slob. It's her job to look better than the woman sitting next to me at a PTO meeting.
By anonymous, on October 28, 2011 04:48:56
Whatever her sexual orientation is, she doesn't give a shit what she looks like. If you insist on going out in public looking like that, nobody is going to want to be with you. The least she could do is get off of her lazy ass and put on some makeup and do something with her fucking hair.
By anonymous, on October 28, 2011 04:56:18
This is the difference a few years and a lot of pizza make. Don't get the lez vibe from her, but can't make any warranties either. She was kinda cute and fuckable back in her idol days. To all the "fat curious" out there, she may be a good choice for you. Remember, a supermarket would be the ideal place to qualify as a GOOD date. BTW, FUCK J. Guarini!
By anonymous, on October 28, 2011 05:03:45
I live in that same small town that Kelly does, Mansfield, TX (it's not really that small, just a suburb of Dallas/Fort Worth). I see Kelly around all the time. I've never thought she was a lesbian. Just someone who let herself go. Although I have seen her at the softball fields quite a few times...
By anonymous, on October 28, 2011 06:21:07
I live in that same small town that Kelly does, Mansfield, TX (it's not really that small, just a suburb of Dallas/Fort Worth). I see Kelly around all the time. I've never thought she was a lesbian. Just someone who let herself go. Although I have seen her at the softball fields quite a few times...
By anonymous, on October 28, 2011 06:21:34
Fat chicks, like mopeds, are a lot of fun to ride until your friends see you on one.
By Gordon Guano, on October 28, 2011 06:25:50
Bitch looks like a fucking polar bear.
By anonymous, on October 28, 2011 06:33:45
I would nail her, just thinking about that bank account would ge me hard.
By anonymous, on October 28, 2011 07:17:23
That's a hefty-sized bag of ugly right there.
By joejoe, on October 28, 2011 07:19:00
She looks pretty when made up like on The View , was shapley, must have had on a spanx, needs make-up and hair fixed. She is not gat. Most of us girls get done up just to go to the supermarket. I fault her there. Kelly is pretty, and you men here, esp, not looking like Leonardo DiCaprio, need to guit because you know you be too happy to have her in your bed.
By Gregg Allman fan, on October 28, 2011 07:57:48
Despite looking rough, I'd pound her like a jack rabbit on steroids.
By FlawedCynic, on October 28, 2011 08:49:07
She looks like a shorter, thinner Chaz Bono.
By anonymous, on October 28, 2011 10:36:00
I'd love to get all up in that stretch denim
By anonymous, on October 28, 2011 10:47:02
i'd hit it.
By Mr. Creosote, on October 28, 2011 11:22:25
Don't care if she is, but she's still a cow.
By anonymous, on October 28, 2011 11:38:53
She doesn't set off the lez radar. She's heavier and yeah not photo-ready here, but not lez material.
By anonymous, on October 28, 2011 14:20:22
If she wants to be a fat lesbian and not wear makeup that's her prerogative but she then needs to stop singing songs where's she's screaming about how she's too good for some guy. It just doesn't wash.
By I mean really Kelly, on October 28, 2011 19:41:26
Goes to show that fat women can't get a man even if they're worth millions. On the other hand, fat, ugly, bald men get the hottest chicks in the world. Sucks to be a fat chick.
Kelly should take lessons from Jessica Simpson on picking a dumb enough guy with no self esteem or worth to impregnate her fat ass.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2011 10:10:39
I'm sure she can find a desperate sex-starved teenager with low standards that will marry her fat ass..right on this site.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2011 10:12:52
ID WORSHIP HER SOUTHERN THICK ASS! SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN HOT.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2011 12:25:20
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