18 Comments:

1. Thats a shame Michael broke his foot but im sure it wont deter him from saving Lindsay from her drug addictions.(before she loses an arm or leg!)

   By Dr Drew, on October 27, 2011 08:38:41

2. don't forget to specify that bra miranda is wearing is the $2.5 million bra VS is selling

   By blueberry, on October 27, 2011 08:40:10

3. I'm sorry, was there a story to be read here? I couldn't take my eyes off of the banner picture.

   By anonymous, on October 27, 2011 08:53:20

4. This is EPIC!!! What an idiotic douche.

   By MaxVB, on October 27, 2011 08:58:18

5. Her vagina looks awesome in that pic. I bet it is awesome.

   By anonymous, on October 27, 2011 09:09:27

6. Let's just do humanity a favor and put the Lohans, the Kardashians and that 17-year-old ho and that dude from the Green Mile in a rocket and send them on a one-way trip to the moon.

   By Jacks, on October 27, 2011 10:08:13

7. 1) Thanks for putting Miranda Kerr in undies on this thread. Her hotness takes away some of the rate towards all lohans.
   
   2) All Lohans are douches (except the son, who's apparently well adjusted despite white oprah's attempts to make him otherwise).
   
   That is all.

   By anonymous, on October 27, 2011 10:09:38

8. Oops; should have been "rage toward all lohans"

   By anonymous, on October 27, 2011 10:10:19

9. Todd, seriously, when can we all agree to stop writing about ANY of the Lohans. It's like writing about the people in the nearest trailer park. Nothing they do is worthy of posting. It's just trash being trash. None of them have any relevance (i.e. careers) so it's just boring and lame.

   By The Kath, on October 27, 2011 12:22:24

10. Nooooooooooooooooo, I wanted to see him in that mesh shirt from International Male!!!

    By anonymous, on October 27, 2011 12:36:39

11. He's a douchebag's douchebag, the standard by which all other douchebags are measured by. And his daughter is the world's biggest coke whore.

    By anonymous, on October 27, 2011 12:37:51

12. Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom probably just sit around doing each other's hair all day.

    By mutterhals, on October 27, 2011 14:02:06

13. I'm starting to think that maybe Lindsay turned out really well?

    By Cubs Fan, on October 27, 2011 16:19:23

14. Mike, im 50 i love your lifestyle, will you be my daddy?, we will both jerkoff together looking at lindz front and rear flamethrower in playboy

    By The future jimmy lohan , on October 28, 2011 01:31:10

15. Wow
    Reads like Michael Lohan wants to be the lead in "The Bourne Addiction"
    
    
    
    

    By World Class Dick, on October 28, 2011 01:36:28

16. Mike, im 50 i love your lifestyle, will you be my daddy?, we will both jerkoff together looking at lindz front and rear flamethrower in playboy

    By The future jimmy lohan , on October 28, 2011 01:36:32

17. I'd jump 3 stories into a tree for some of Miranda's bush. Now that's what I'm talking about - cat!

    By Monkey, on October 28, 2011 03:07:36

18. who's the skinny chick with fat girl's face? Is this some twisted photoshop shit?

    By anonymous, on October 29, 2011 11:29:27