His second wife lost her leg before they even met.
This wife is an American, like his first wife. This one also has plenty of money already, so Paul should be off the market for a while. Cash grabbers will have to look elsewhere for a victim.
I don't know if anyone here watches Top Gear BBC, but Jeremy Clarkson once said (when introducing The Stig, during the McCartney divorce period) "Some say that, if he was divorcing Paul McCartney, he'd know to keep his stupid whining mouth shut". Just goes to show how everyone in England knows what a cunt Heather Mills is...
By all accounts, as well as having two legs and plenty of cash, this one is also not a delusional gold-digging whore skank porn slut bitch, so he's trading up on three counts!
You know, Nancy and Paul look so happy that they could fart out heart-shaped clouds (and since they're eating vegan food, they probably will) and she has enough money to bathe in hundred dollar bills every night so I doubt she's putting her shovel under his fortune, but I just can't get into them. They are so damn boring! Nancy is the human equivalent of a Kate Middleton yawn. Just look at those shoes. Those shoes are straight out of the memaw of the bride collection at Payless. If Nancy was a toddler getting her First Communion, then wearing those shoes would've been okay.
She looks good for her age. The rest of you women need to take better care of yourselfs. All guys deserve hot looking chicks. No matter how old we are.
How does a man go back to a normal pedopod after tasting the juicy legless variety? Does he even remember what to do with the legs? Does he have to hold them up in the air? This reporter should have asked him these questions.
They both look good for their ages. When I first saw a picture of her I thought she was in her 30's. Hard to believe she's 51. Hard to believe he's almost 70 too. Just goes to show that most people don't take care of themselves.
#18 - she's a millionaire of her own right (or her Dad's Garbage Collection Business...cue the Soprano's music) and he's Paul fucking McCartney. If you think those 2 haven't hard work done - you're insane.
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Leave Your CommentHis second wife lost her leg before they even met.
This wife is an American, like his first wife. This one also has plenty of money already, so Paul should be off the market for a while. Cash grabbers will have to look elsewhere for a victim.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2011 03:39:17
Holy crap... they don't look their age O_O
By anonymous, on October 10, 2011 03:48:19
I don't know if anyone here watches Top Gear BBC, but Jeremy Clarkson once said (when introducing The Stig, during the McCartney divorce period) "Some say that, if he was divorcing Paul McCartney, he'd know to keep his stupid whining mouth shut". Just goes to show how everyone in England knows what a cunt Heather Mills is...
By anonymous, on October 10, 2011 03:53:58
By all accounts, as well as having two legs and plenty of cash, this one is also not a delusional gold-digging whore skank porn slut bitch, so he's trading up on three counts!
By lohantastic, on October 10, 2011 04:03:03
Don't they look good together? He's 69, she's 51, which is an appropriate age difference.
It doesn't go the other way Demi! Sorry!
And thank you Paul for not marrying a woman half your age.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2011 04:05:42
Countdown for divorce no. 3....
By anonymous, on October 10, 2011 04:15:02
You know, Nancy and Paul look so happy that they could fart out heart-shaped clouds (and since they're eating vegan food, they probably will) and she has enough money to bathe in hundred dollar bills every night so I doubt she's putting her shovel under his fortune, but I just can't get into them. They are so damn boring! Nancy is the human equivalent of a Kate Middleton yawn. Just look at those shoes. Those shoes are straight out of the memaw of the bride collection at Payless. If Nancy was a toddler getting her First Communion, then wearing those shoes would've been okay.
By MK, on October 10, 2011 04:15:56
Apparently the old woman in the suit enjoys being henpecked and pussy whipped!
By anonymous, on October 10, 2011 04:47:58
She looks good for her age. The rest of you women need to take better care of yourselfs. All guys deserve hot looking chicks. No matter how old we are.
By PAUL, on October 10, 2011 06:01:04
I am sorry, but that cracked me up.
By abe vigoda's eyebrows, on October 10, 2011 06:05:01
Why does he need to be married all of the time? Kind of pathetic.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2011 06:46:42
Love the snark Todd!
By anonymous, on October 10, 2011 06:52:44
Best Title Ever.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2011 09:30:20
...and she married his bazillions.
By IDONTGETOUTMUCHOK, on October 10, 2011 09:39:08
Another soul he will consume.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2011 09:52:29
How does a man go back to a normal pedopod after tasting the juicy legless variety?
Does he even remember what to do with the legs? Does he have to hold them up in the air?
This reporter should have asked him these questions.
By tripod, on October 10, 2011 11:30:36
7 - get help.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2011 12:31:42
They both look good for their ages. When I first saw a picture of her I thought she was in her 30's. Hard to believe she's 51. Hard to believe he's almost 70 too. Just goes to show that most people don't take care of themselves.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2011 21:30:44
18 - just goes to show most people can't afford vast quantities of plastic surgery. Oh, unless you think Paul just naturally looks like that. lol
By anonymous, on October 11, 2011 03:35:15
#18 - she's a millionaire of her own right (or her Dad's Garbage Collection Business...cue the Soprano's music) and he's Paul fucking McCartney. If you think those 2 haven't hard work done - you're insane.
By wake the hell up, on October 11, 2011 09:03:25
She looks damn good for 51!
By anonymous, on October 11, 2011 13:08:53
Newsflash! Christina ate roseanne! More news at 11.
By anonymous, on October 11, 2011 13:48:08
insert joke here.
By anonymous, on October 11, 2011 13:59:08
Awesome title and post.
By Veronica, on October 13, 2011 14:49:04
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