Agreed, but I still don't get him banging out this one... She's Z-list and a complete fame whore out the box. She's been pimping this story to the media since he first said 'hi' to her and I didn't think loud mouth was his style. You'd think he'd want to take break from that kind of chick after the last one jumped off his dick and onto the DWTS stage... I dunno. I don't get it.
Can we all just agree that George Clooney has won at the game of Life? The one celebrity that understands his role and does it completely right. We should all be so lucky.
#6 "[T]here's some reason why he cant [sic] maintain a relationship more than a few months." Yes, the reason is, he doesn't need to. He's having all the fun that you and I only fantasize about, and he seems to be pretty grounded, so he doesn't "need" someone to make him feel whole. He just wants to feel their hole(s). It's not all that complicated.
#6- You're obviously a woman. He can't maintain a relationship for more than a few months because he doesn't want to. He wants to bang a new woman by that time. Really, it's just biology.
A man is as loyal as his options. When you have as many options as Clooney, you don't put up with the everyday nagging, sniping and boredom that inevitably creep into any relationship. You just junk her knowing that you'll have a fresh prime piece lined up in a matter of days, if not hours.
George has that same "looking for the exit face" you make when you regretfully decide to go to breakfast in broad daylight with your one night fuck piece and are trying to decide whether or not you should go with the "blueberry syrup gave me explosive diarrhea" excuse or the "I suddenly remember I have a dog that needs to be walked" excuse. George is squinting his eyes so hard in hopes that with the power of an imagination and bad eyesight, Stacy will look like the sparkling anus of his soulmate Brad Pitt. It didn't work, obviously.
Body language looks like they haven't had sex at all, let alone he's had it & is tired of it. She's a beard. The whole thing looks awkward. She won't last long.
he will never stick to one girl, and this Stacy doesn't seem to impress him at least as bad as the previous one managed. I say he dumps her in a month tops
OK, this guy has stated more than once that he will never get married again. Honesty is a wonderful thing. So, thank you, George Clooney! You are welcome to all the bimbos you want. Have a good life. I will look elsewhere. As you can't change a man, and why should you try.
Georgie boy needs to come out already. Anyone who still believes this man bangs chicks is stupider than the chicks who think they can make him straight. The only thing Georgie boy bangs is sweet male anus.
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Leave Your CommentGeorge has had so much stray pussy that he is exempt from being ridiculed because of it.
By anonymous, on October 17, 2011 03:31:30
Agreed, but I still don't get him banging out this one... She's Z-list and a complete fame whore out the box. She's been pimping this story to the media since he first said 'hi' to her and I didn't think loud mouth was his style. You'd think he'd want to take break from that kind of chick after the last one jumped off his dick and onto the DWTS stage... I dunno. I don't get it.
By Lucy, on October 17, 2011 04:15:38
weird. I would think someone like this would have herpes or aids or something by now. No way is he wearing rubbers fucking all this sweet pussy.
By chuggdog, on October 17, 2011 04:22:56
He looks less than thrilled. She's toast.
By anonymous, on October 17, 2011 04:24:22
Can we all just agree that George Clooney has won at the game of Life? The one celebrity that understands his role and does it completely right. We should all be so lucky.
By Five Tacos and a Taco, on October 17, 2011 04:38:43
Judging from his looks it wont be that many more years until he'll start looking really creepy when dating in their early thirties.
Still, he seems a pretty cool guy but I guess there's some reason he cant maintain a relationship more than a few months.
By anonymous, on October 17, 2011 04:53:06
#6 "[T]here's some reason why he cant [sic] maintain a relationship more than a few months." Yes, the reason is, he doesn't need to. He's having all the fun that you and I only fantasize about, and he seems to be pretty grounded, so he doesn't "need" someone to make him feel whole. He just wants to feel their hole(s). It's not all that complicated.
By Huge Hefner, on October 17, 2011 05:11:56
#6- You're obviously a woman. He can't maintain a relationship for more than a few months because he doesn't want to. He wants to bang a new woman by that time. Really, it's just biology.
By man, on October 17, 2011 05:22:34
#6 Yes there is. It's called new pussy.
By anonymous, on October 17, 2011 05:24:08
A man is as loyal as his options. When you have as many options as Clooney, you don't put up with the everyday nagging, sniping and boredom that inevitably creep into any relationship. You just junk her knowing that you'll have a fresh prime piece lined up in a matter of days, if not hours.
By anonymous, on October 17, 2011 06:00:32
#6: he has a few decades before he's creepy. He's George fucking Clooney. Period.
He's with her b/c she must amuse him. For now. I have a can of iced tea mix in my pantry that will last longer than their relationship.
By anonymous, on October 17, 2011 06:16:36
George has that same "looking for the exit face" you make when you regretfully decide to go to breakfast in broad daylight with your one night fuck piece and are trying to decide whether or not you should go with the "blueberry syrup gave me explosive diarrhea" excuse or the "I suddenly remember I have a dog that needs to be walked" excuse. George is squinting his eyes so hard in hopes that with the power of an imagination and bad eyesight, Stacy will look like the sparkling anus of his soulmate Brad Pitt. It didn't work, obviously.
By MK, on October 17, 2011 07:07:09
Dang, it looks like she's out with her Peepaw.
Oh, and after seeing her wide, swimmer's shoulders I now know why Georgie boy kinda likes her.
By because he likes the caaaaaaaaack, on October 17, 2011 07:08:29
I'm starting to think Clooney hates nice boobs cuz all his women are built like pre pubescent school girls!
By anonymous, on October 17, 2011 07:34:39
These girls put up with it thinking she'll be "the one". He, on the other hand is having fun. More power to him.
By Mmm-hmm, on October 17, 2011 07:55:00
Body language looks like they haven't had sex at all, let alone he's had it & is tired of it. She's a beard. The whole thing looks awkward. She won't last long.
By anonymous, on October 17, 2011 08:16:51
he will never stick to one girl, and this Stacy doesn't seem to impress him at least as bad as the previous one managed. I say he dumps her in a month tops
By Y, on October 17, 2011 08:24:05
#7 and Clooney FTW. Homeboy does it right.
By anonymous, on October 17, 2011 09:19:06
This is gonna be one of those Old Hollywood things where 50 years from now it'll be revealed his life-long lover was John Travolta.
By anonymous, on October 17, 2011 09:24:02
He looks like a sleaze bag in the banner picture
By anonymous, on October 17, 2011 11:31:21
Wow he sure has you all fooled. That smile on his face. He's looking at another guys ass.
By anonymous, on October 17, 2011 11:40:54
I wonder, are his balls as grey as his suit?
By anonymous, on October 17, 2011 11:43:18
Now I have Cartman's Fingerbang song going thru my head.
By Cubs Fan, on October 17, 2011 13:07:01
Crap. 23 comments and only #21 has it figured out. You dudes are so gullible. Congrats to The Elf, Beard No. #22.
By anonymous, on October 17, 2011 16:47:55
I like my men to look like men, not gramps. He is a decade away from the grave.
By anonymous, on October 17, 2011 17:30:04
I'm sorry but George Clooney is looking really old and tired. He is fading fast and his schtick looks pathetic at this point.
He looks like Mr. Magoo in most of those pictures
By anonymous, on October 17, 2011 17:51:36
He's going from "playboy" to "gross old guy."
By anonymous, on October 17, 2011 19:40:05
OK, this guy has stated more than once that he will never get married again. Honesty is a wonderful thing. So, thank you, George Clooney! You are welcome to all the bimbos you want. Have a good life. I will look elsewhere. As you can't change a man, and why should you try.
By anonymous, on October 18, 2011 03:52:00
The terms "George Clooney" and "banging" as a verb don't match if it's in reference to any activity involving a female.
By anonymous, on October 18, 2011 15:57:22
Another day, another beard. Why doesn't he just come out? There's nothing wrong with being gay.
By anonymous, on October 19, 2011 02:20:38
Georgie boy needs to come out already. Anyone who still believes this man bangs chicks is stupider than the chicks who think they can make him straight. The only thing Georgie boy bangs is sweet male anus.
By anonymous, on October 19, 2011 15:19:14
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