Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore Are Divorcing

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  1. My question is, if this Brittney chick or Sara Leal are cited as corespondents, do they have to fill out a form giving details like their profession? Because if so, how do they decide between "aspiring model/actress" and "two bit whore"?

    By lohantastic, on November 18, 2011 04:05:59

  2. Well, clearly Ashton is just too immature and threatened by the strong, sexy, empowered, advanced middle-age of his wife. After all, we know that a woman's age is unimportant, and that it is her confidence and vivaciousness that men find sexy (along with her "curves", if she is fat). Mature men are not going to simply go for young women. Oh no.

    Just ask any fat or old woman with 27 cats and no date for the past three years. She will tell you precisely what I am saying here, just before she laments at how she cannot seem to meet any mature men.

    How sad Ashton turned out to be just another immature man, threatened by his aging mother, er, wife's sexy confidence and independence.

    By bwahahahahahaha, on November 18, 2011 04:13:11

  3. So let me get this straight. A woman is proud and feels vindicated because people will believe that she did indeed sleep with a married guy now that they're getting a divorce? I'll take "What is whoring 101 for 1000, Alex."

    By anonymous, on November 18, 2011 06:30:37

  4. Ha ha!
    Demi's going to have to pay alimony AND child support (see, because he's so young)!

    In her divorce petition, Demi gave as the reason: "Because Ashton is the 1/2 a man in 2-1/2 Men"

    The hearings will be televised, but they will stop at 4pm because that's when old people go to bed

    Ashton wants custody of the giant fake tits



    By World Class Dick, on November 18, 2011 07:32:52

  5. I, for one, am shocked.

    By anonymous, on November 18, 2011 08:55:49

  6. Poor Ashton, he will be so lonely in that sea of young pussy he is about to dive into.

    By anonymous, on November 18, 2011 10:26:03

  7. #2 - bwahahahahahaha

    By anonymous, on November 18, 2011 10:39:49

  8. Age matters.
    this cougar thing some women are buying is a lie.
    Demi was too old for Ashton. They re on differnt paths in life.
    Bottom line. Demi should not ahve married this guy. WTF was she thinking. Ashton should not have marreid her.
    He is 33 , wants his own kids one, not Demi's then teenagers, wants to party, move his career up...Demi wants vacations, home nights, travle for fun, no kids because she cannot and could not past 43, about the max age , anyway. Demi been there done that. Google her. She was soemthing else in the 1980's. Brat Pack. Movies, magazine, clubs. .she was all over the palce.

    By Nice, fun, old young at heart hen, on November 18, 2011 10:43:22

  9. #4.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Love em!!!! Funny...

    By anonymous, on November 18, 2011 13:43:35

  10. I'd like to see her and Michael Keaton hook up.

    By anonymous, on November 18, 2011 14:45:20

  11. Everyone is blaming Ashton for this divorce but fail to realize that Demi is 20+ year his senior, and should've known better than to marry someone so young. Frankly I don't blame him one bit. He was her trophy, something she can show off and make herself feel better about aging. She's an insecure old hag. Ashton wasn't even born, she was sleeping around with men of his current age. This skank got what she deserved. Now she is even older, and very much depreciated in value. She will have to pay the next young man to marry her, or any man for that matter.

    By anonymous, on November 18, 2011 15:13:17

  12. Douchebag Kutcher finally got a job so he doesn't need Demi's sugar tit anymore.

    By anonymous, on November 18, 2011 15:18:04

  13. demi is selfish

    By anonymous, on November 19, 2011 02:17:13

  14. Why do people constantly make comments about how disgusting menopausal women are? Trust me, older men experience changes in their sexual function as well, and we accept it and move on. If you love someone, does it really matter? Everyone gets old - that's the truth. Laugh it up now because it will soon happen to you.

    By Kim, on November 19, 2011 03:28:31

  15. Come on, Kim, don't even bother. The posters here are frightened little boys, who can't find dates and who realize they are irrelevent. They use nastiness against unairbrushed women to feel better about their pathetic little lives. Pity them.

    By B wahahahahahahaha, on November 19, 2011 09:35:48

  16. Leave us 'going through the change' women out of it. We are suffering enough, and younger men are just the same as older men - immature. They do not really grow up and they do say they are little boys deep down. Pathetic though they are, they are scared of women who go through the change, it probably reminds them of puberty.

    By charismatic, on November 19, 2011 16:58:09

  17. Fact: B wahahahahahahaha owns 27 cats.

    By anonymous, on November 19, 2011 18:32:39

  18. #4, I read your comment as "1/2 a man in 2-1/2 man's body". My first thought was that you were describing Chas Bono!

    By Red Cat, on November 20, 2011 00:12:23

  19. You can see in that photo how fucking old she is..looks like a grandma upclose. Congrats Ashton for putting up with the old hag for 6 fucking year. I know I couldn't no matter how much she paid.

    By anonymous, on November 20, 2011 05:27:30

  20. She still has the Hairy's pussy in Hollywood.

    By lkl, on November 21, 2011 02:05:54

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