Tuh, Twilight... I doubt they would stop at 2 parts. I'm pretty sure there will be at least 4 more of those movies. When you got a cash cow, you bleed it dry for every millimeter and after its empty you take the remains and make something else. Likely a spin off of some of the minor characters to keep it going. They won't get any of my money though, never have never will
Once, as I walked across a campus with a friend, he noted how stunning the average (for that population) 18-24 year old women were--even as they slobbed down the street in ponytails, baseball caps, their boyfriends' sweatpants and no make up. Yup, hot no matter what.
Yet, this chick was essentially done up by George Lucas' Industrial Light and Magic shop's rapids response make-up team, solely to survive 10 second of flashbulbs, In response, we look at the doctored photos of a heavily doctored star and say "Yeah, she looks pretty good..."
What a contrast. The former gals put no effort out---still hot. This woman have every advantage--passable. That is the horrifying effect of a decade on a woman who was once stunningly beautiful.
Oh and for fuck's sake #8, stop with this ''girls walking down the street with no makeup on''. There's not only lipstick and fake eyleashes..there's foundation, powder, concealer, mascara. Unless you put makeup yourself, you can't see those (if they're applied the right way: that's the goal you idiot; TO LOOK HOT WITHOUT PEOPLE KNOWING YOU'RE WEARING MAKEUP). THE ONLY WAY YOU KNOW A WOMEN ISN'T WEARING MAKEUP IS WHEN SHE'S COMING OUT OF THE SHOWER.
OH, #8, Hewitt is over-30, not 24. And that makes a big difference. Most women, especially white chicks, fall apart once they get to the other side of the 30 line. So the fact that Hewitt still is fine as hell for her age is rather amazing. The average 35 year old on the street doesn't look better.
LOL-Donkey Butt, funny you should say that, deep rumor J-Lo's waxer says her asshole is the size of a donkey's. Anyway back to J-Love, poor girl can't decide whether to have bigger tits that comes with a huge "donkey butt" or thick legs and smaller albeit still large tits and a smaller "donkey butt". Decisions, decisions, fuck her either way.
8 is just pathetically trying to justify only wanting to bang the college-aged girls, since he's terrified of women with any measure of emotional maturity.
If only I had a nickel for all the hot dudes in college who are shriveled, fat and bald by the time they are 30... see boys, time is a friend to none of us.
#19, yeah...that's why women go out with the same or older dudes 90% of the time. What you say doesn't match what happens, so the comment is pretty much irrelevant.
I also dont know many men, who look good in their 30s. I said this before, you guys are lying to yourselfs if you think its only women who go down hill after 30, men do aswell.
This crap that men are like wine they get better with age, must of been started by the samee old man with a small dick, that invented the "size doesnt matter" bullshit.
There are some older men women dig, but for fucks sake there are older women guys dig!! Really guys stop lying to yourself and get on with your crunches!
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Leave Your Commentstill a little thick from the chest down but I have always maintained my stance that I would hammer-fuck this broad into a Ocoma!!!!
By anonymous, on November 15, 2011 06:29:23
Tuh, Twilight... I doubt they would stop at 2 parts. I'm pretty sure there will be at least 4 more of those movies. When you got a cash cow, you bleed it dry for every millimeter and after its empty you take the remains and make something else. Likely a spin off of some of the minor characters to keep it going. They won't get any of my money though, never have never will
By JLH is still hot btw, on November 15, 2011 06:48:54
She may be "thick" but I'd still definitely tittyfuck her.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2011 07:43:29
Give me that donkey butt and those big ole legs -- I ain't too proud to beg. Please.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2011 08:07:11
That dress relies on a lot of support wires, sort of like a circus tent.
By joejoe, on November 15, 2011 08:17:34
the pound of hair and makeup is what's alluring you. Smoke and mirrors. Nice bewbs.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2011 08:48:07
Holy shit to comment #4......Classic song!!
By jimbtfd, on November 15, 2011 08:56:49
Once, as I walked across a campus with a friend, he noted how stunning the average (for that population) 18-24 year old women were--even as they slobbed down the street in ponytails, baseball caps, their boyfriends' sweatpants and no make up. Yup, hot no matter what.
Yet, this chick was essentially done up by George Lucas' Industrial Light and Magic shop's rapids response make-up team, solely to survive 10 second of flashbulbs, In response, we look at the doctored photos of a heavily doctored star and say "Yeah, she looks pretty good..."
What a contrast. The former gals put no effort out---still hot. This woman have every advantage--passable. That is the horrifying effect of a decade on a woman who was once stunningly beautiful.
By Weeping for the lost beauty, on November 15, 2011 09:26:53
titfuck after anal to wipe shit on tits for deep throat boob feltch
By anonymous, on November 15, 2011 09:35:20
This dress is ugly as FUCK but yeah she looks really hot. (Don't start with the ''U R So Gay'' comments, i'm a girl.)
By anonymous, on November 15, 2011 10:01:28
at #8...Jennifer WAS one of those girl. How can you compare 18 to 24 women to a women who's 30
By anonymous, on November 15, 2011 10:03:39
Oh and for fuck's sake #8, stop with this ''girls walking down the street with no makeup on''. There's not only lipstick and fake eyleashes..there's foundation, powder, concealer, mascara. Unless you put makeup yourself, you can't see those (if they're applied the right way: that's the goal you idiot; TO LOOK HOT WITHOUT PEOPLE KNOWING YOU'RE WEARING MAKEUP). THE ONLY WAY YOU KNOW A WOMEN ISN'T WEARING MAKEUP IS WHEN SHE'S COMING OUT OF THE SHOWER.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2011 10:08:22
OH, #8, Hewitt is over-30, not 24. And that makes a big difference. Most women, especially white chicks, fall apart once they get to the other side of the 30 line. So the fact that Hewitt still is fine as hell for her age is rather amazing. The average 35 year old on the street doesn't look better.
By Sevenmack, on November 15, 2011 10:20:08
#9. Finally a gentlemen has posted a comment. Thank you sir.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2011 10:35:13
I would bang the pounds right off that chick...
By The Todd, on November 15, 2011 11:05:49
I just noticed this, she despirately needs a hickey chain
By anonymous, on November 15, 2011 11:21:30
LOL-Donkey Butt, funny you should say that, deep rumor J-Lo's waxer says her asshole is the size of a donkey's.
Anyway back to J-Love, poor girl can't decide whether to have bigger tits that comes with a huge "donkey butt" or thick legs and smaller albeit still large tits and a smaller "donkey butt".
Decisions, decisions, fuck her either way.
By LolleyGagger, on November 15, 2011 11:29:02
Her tits are OK but she should be showing more of her HUGE ASS and child bearing hips!
By anonymous, on November 15, 2011 11:42:02
#8 I could say the same thing for college-aged men and their ugly ass 30-35 year old selves. Bald, fatasses, the lot of ya.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2011 12:47:27
8 is just pathetically trying to justify only wanting to bang the college-aged girls, since he's terrified of women with any measure of emotional maturity.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2011 13:59:22
Todd you are so easily fooled. All she did was put a ton of makeup on and a long wig for hair. She's still a fat cow.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2011 14:18:01
11, 12, 13, 19: just go eat another ho-ho, pet one of your 27 cats, and cry yourself to sleep again. Alone.
By Laughing at the sobs, on November 15, 2011 15:23:47
If only I had a nickel for all the hot dudes in college who are shriveled, fat and bald by the time they are 30...
see boys, time is a friend to none of us.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2011 15:24:24
#19, yeah...that's why women go out with the same or older dudes 90% of the time. What you say doesn't match what happens, so the comment is pretty much irrelevant.
By anonymous, on November 15, 2011 15:38:04
simple I would hammer her, she still fuckable!
By anonymous, on November 15, 2011 16:20:20
She looks fantastic, except she need to wear pants.
By abe vigoda's eyebrows, on November 15, 2011 17:25:43
I also dont know many men, who look good in their 30s. I said this before, you guys are lying to yourselfs if you think its only women who go down hill after 30, men do aswell.
This crap that men are like wine they get better with age, must of been started by the samee old man with a small dick, that invented the "size doesnt matter" bullshit.
There are some older men women dig, but for fucks sake there are older women guys dig!! Really guys stop lying to yourself and get on with your crunches!
By deluded men on here, on November 15, 2011 23:16:44
Wow, this is the 4th time you've recycled that joke.
By anonymous, on November 16, 2011 11:31:07
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