welcome to pregnancy retard, it`s uncomfortable for everyone. Sleeping is hard, everything is hard, it`s just a small price to pay for having a kid, which if you`re in the right place in your life, is fucking awesome. Quit bitching.
Yum yeah. That's just kind of how pregnancy goes. Sleeping is very difficult, you are royally uncomfortable. You also get very swollen in all kinds of places. You also crave (and hate) all kinds of foods. What you used to like to eat you may now hate and vice versa.
Please Todd, let's not pretend you know anything about being pregnant.
I despise Retard Simpson as much as any one but you are obviously out of your league with talking about pregnancy.
I highly doubt the doctors know what they're talking about, when you see mothers do much worse to their bodies and the child is almost perfect when born. Begs the question, is it really the things they put in their body or other factors, (excluding strong drugs, they DO damage).
HA!!! the kid will be a big junk food junkie baby, if she breast feeds it. Mmm I wonder if I can buy time on those enormous jugs, I'm feeling 'glycemic' right now, need a junk food fix. Momma!
doesn't seem to hurt all the babies in the world born by all these people having them and eating junk food.. it's only recently we have had fresh, frozen, even canned.. silly stuff.. She can afford a chef to make her the things she likes in a healthy form.. look at Oprah, she's lost weight many times doing that, and Jessica is almost as rich as her..
I thought her "fiance" had told her no wedding unless she de-porked herself. She's probably using the pregnancy as an excuse to pound down everything that stands still for too long. Another point...she better start looking into that lap band surgery: it's either that or a chain-saw to get that after-baby fat off. She gives every sign of being one of those women who blow up during pregnancy and never get the weight off.
I agree this article is disgusting. Predicting that anyone's unborn baby, whether a celebrity or otherwise, will be born deformed, is about as low as it gets. But I guess those that don't get that will never get that, so I'm wasting my breath.
OMG are you people seriously attacking a pregnant woman with child now. How sad you have to stoop to an all time low. Ignorance is not excuse for posting crap like this. A beautiful baby will be given a very loving & cared for home from a mom that will be exceptional & the mom gets attacked is unbelievable.
Junk food will not kill or deform a baby, stupid, stupid post. She's fat, either she will lose it after she has the baby or she won't. I'm not holding my breath, either way. She may not have the brain power to follow a diet so her best bet is a personal trainer to follow her around 24 hours. She can afford it but she may not want it.
But that picture! That's the best picture ever. That's the funniest thing I've seen all week. Surely something better could accompany that picture.
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Leave Your CommentHoly god I wish I owned the Hardee's restaurant near her house. I'd be rich!
By anonymous, on November 22, 2011 07:28:17
This article is disgusting. Seriously disgusting. She's trying to kill her baby? Really? Do you have no shame at all? I'm out.
By anonymous, on November 22, 2011 07:40:42
By the time it's time to push this puppy out, they'll need a front-end loader and a 6 strand come-along to get her on the table.
By i'd still hit it, on November 22, 2011 07:57:51
My money's on it being gas.
By anonymous, on November 22, 2011 08:11:40
The fast food isnt killing the kid. Her moms ridiculously high blood sugar is.
By anonymous, on November 22, 2011 08:28:49
Retards shouldn't be allowed to breed.
By anonymous, on November 22, 2011 08:44:49
Jessica has never worked a day in her life or committed to anything so who is going to take care of this kid?
By anonymous, on November 22, 2011 08:47:01
welcome to pregnancy retard, it`s uncomfortable for everyone. Sleeping is hard, everything is hard, it`s just a small price to pay for having a kid, which if you`re in the right place in your life, is fucking awesome. Quit bitching.
By Prengnat Chick., on November 22, 2011 10:10:41
Oh, the kid is fine for now. They'll blame it on SIDS, but this kid is destined to die in a dutch oven while she's nursing it in bed.
By youcandieNOW, on November 22, 2011 11:31:15
Yum yeah. That's just kind of how pregnancy goes. Sleeping is very difficult, you are royally uncomfortable. You also get very swollen in all kinds of places. You also crave (and hate) all kinds of foods. What you used to like to eat you may now hate and vice versa.
Please Todd, let's not pretend you know anything about being pregnant.
I despise Retard Simpson as much as any one but you are obviously out of your league with talking about pregnancy.
By The Kath, on November 22, 2011 12:48:05
christ almighty she looks like Sally Struthers!!!!!
By anonymous, on November 22, 2011 13:08:58
I highly doubt the doctors know what they're talking about, when you see mothers do much worse to their bodies and the child is almost perfect when born. Begs the question, is it really the things they put in their body or other factors, (excluding strong drugs, they DO damage).
By AndyDandyWarhaul, on November 22, 2011 16:26:00
HA!!! the kid will be a big junk food junkie baby, if she breast feeds it.
Mmm I wonder if I can buy time on those enormous jugs, I'm feeling 'glycemic' right now, need a junk food fix.
Momma!
By LolleyGagger, on November 22, 2011 16:28:08
doesn't seem to hurt all the babies in the world born by all these people having them and eating junk food.. it's only recently we have had fresh, frozen, even canned.. silly stuff.. She can afford a chef to make her the things she likes in a healthy form.. look at Oprah, she's lost weight many times doing that, and Jessica is almost as rich as her..
By anonymous, on November 22, 2011 16:47:18
It's nice to see that Jessica has been eating for four ...
By Dayum, that bitch is getting FAT!, on November 22, 2011 18:32:16
Did anyone else notice that's more a van then a car, but kinda looks like a car beside her.
By anonymous, on November 22, 2011 19:09:16
Stupid cow.
By anonymous, on November 22, 2011 20:08:40
I thought her "fiance" had told her no wedding unless she de-porked herself. She's probably using the pregnancy as an excuse to pound down everything that stands still for too long. Another point...she better start looking into that lap band surgery: it's either that or a chain-saw to get that after-baby fat off. She gives every sign of being one of those women who blow up during pregnancy and never get the weight off.
By blasted1, on November 22, 2011 21:12:27
I agree this article is disgusting. Predicting that anyone's unborn baby, whether a celebrity or otherwise, will be born deformed, is about as low as it gets. But I guess those that don't get that will never get that, so I'm wasting my breath.
By anonymous, on November 22, 2011 23:47:15
OMG are you people seriously attacking a pregnant woman with child now. How sad you have to stoop to an all time low. Ignorance is not excuse for posting crap like this. A beautiful baby will be given a very loving & cared for home from a mom that will be exceptional & the mom gets attacked is unbelievable.
By anonymous, on November 23, 2011 04:32:37
She wants her baby to be healthy and plump because after it is born she plans on eating it.
By Mel, on November 23, 2011 08:39:06
Junk food will not kill or deform a baby, stupid, stupid post. She's fat, either she will lose it after she has the baby or she won't. I'm not holding my breath, either way. She may not have the brain power to follow a diet so her best bet is a personal trainer to follow her around 24 hours. She can afford it but she may not want it.
But that picture! That's the best picture ever. That's the funniest thing I've seen all week. Surely something better could accompany that picture.
By anonymous, on November 24, 2011 17:06:15
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