And I thought Todd was just being nasty and picked the worst-looking picture of her for the banner...but she looks pretty horrifying in all of them. Almost felt sorry for her, but then I recalled that she can afford to get her shit fixed. That means she chooses to look busted-up and old.
I think the story is she was born dirt poor, growing up in a trailer. Whatever the case may be, she kept her body in A+ shape through her 20s and 30s, made money in Hollywood and really quite an entertaining show for the first few years, made NYC look better and become better. So - skin deep is one thing; but she's a fighter and tougher than her audience.
Todd, it is painfully obvious you were sniffing canned snow spay over the Thanksgiving weekend and damaged one too many brain cells. There is NOTHING beautiful about SJP. She was cute in Footloose and a few other productions 20+ years ago; but now her face is just plain beat.
Hay. She may look like the riding crop has gotten the best of her but she has a stable relationship. Of chorse she wont always get the trifecta but hay, no one willllber.
She has never been even close to cute, but the keep throwing her in our faces telling us that's she a fashion icon. She looks like Tori Spelling and Rumer Willis big sister.
Look she makes terrible films and tv shows and has for a very long time... she hasn't suddenly lost her looks she was just never exactly stunning now she is not exactly stunning and older.
The real tragedy here is Broderick was never told told about trial by Water ....
"If she floats she be a witch, if she drowns she be an innocent woman who is just very ugly"
lets be honest either way it goes you don't marry!
29 Comments:
Leave Your CommentLove the Walking Dead reference! SJP looks, and always has looked, like she was maybe bitten a loooooooong time ago by a member of the undead.
AIM FOR THE HEAD RICK!!!
By Seth the Zombie Slayer, on November 30, 2011 02:41:18
she looks like the shit that I used to think was under my bed when I was a kid...
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 02:41:24
her teeth are looking a little coffee stained. maybe she should call LiLo for advice
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 02:41:52
Hey, ugly chicks can dream too?
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 02:48:32
She's turning into a dark elf. Are there 100 ways to kill her in skyrim?
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 03:24:49
Broderick has one nasty beard
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 04:00:00
And I thought Todd was just being nasty and picked the worst-looking picture of her for the banner...but she looks pretty horrifying in all of them. Almost felt sorry for her, but then I recalled that she can afford to get her shit fixed. That means she chooses to look busted-up and old.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 05:03:04
KILL IT WITH FIRE
By Lohantastic, on November 30, 2011 05:06:37
Well ...
I think the story is she was born dirt poor, growing up in a trailer. Whatever the case may be, she kept her body in A+ shape through her 20s and 30s, made money in Hollywood and really quite an entertaining show for the first few years, made NYC look better and become better. So - skin deep is one thing; but she's a fighter and tougher than her audience.
By Commentator, on November 30, 2011 05:58:38
She looks evil. She must scare her children.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 06:30:55
thought HALLOWEEN was last month wtf is that zombie doing there damn thst shit is scary
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 06:55:45
The sun'll come out tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow...she'll burst into flames
By Khloe K., on November 30, 2011 07:02:21
vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 07:23:28
Really dude, I'm scrolling through the page, see sophie, then miranda kerr, then all i see is this huge picture of a horse. My peepee don't like.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 08:34:17
I think I'm turn--in-g to s-t---o--ne.
By JimTheGreek, on November 30, 2011 10:06:21
..and a Walking Dead reference! Bazinga!
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 10:27:33
She used to be hot. Biggest. downfall. ever.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 10:46:10
It would be awesome to blow a hot load all over that evil goblin's face!
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 11:00:53
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Needs to b a law no closer than 20ft. absolutely no closeups.
By AndyDandyWarhaul, on November 30, 2011 11:06:48
Beautiful?!
Todd, it is painfully obvious you were sniffing canned snow spay over the Thanksgiving weekend and damaged one too many brain cells. There is NOTHING beautiful about SJP. She was cute in Footloose and a few other productions 20+ years ago; but now her face is just plain beat.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 11:21:47
MARRY ME SARAH!
By C. SHEEN, on November 30, 2011 11:43:56
Laugh at her looks all you like. I think she looks great in her current Broadway role:
http://www.nerdsraging.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/spider-man-turn-off-the-dark-original-broadway-cast-recording-20110207065206647.jpg
By J-Money, on November 30, 2011 12:55:51
Hay. She may look like the riding crop has gotten the best of her but she has a stable relationship. Of chorse she wont always get the trifecta but hay, no one willllber.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 13:23:29
The scary part is that it looks like she might have had some work done.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 13:25:07
Dude. Can you please stop posting pictures of this guy?
We are all in agreement- it is comically horrific that she was sold to America as a "sex symbol".
I can't come back here if I'm forced to look at that shit.
Thanks
By Just Stop, on November 30, 2011 13:53:27
Horse say Nayyyy
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 15:30:32
She has never been even close to cute, but the keep throwing her in our faces telling us that's she a fashion icon. She looks like Tori Spelling and Rumer Willis big sister.
By lkl, on November 30, 2011 17:11:09
Look she makes terrible films and tv shows and has for a very long time... she hasn't suddenly lost her looks she was just never exactly stunning now she is not exactly stunning and older.
The real tragedy here is Broderick was never told told about trial by Water ....
"If she floats she be a witch, if she drowns she be an innocent woman who is just very ugly"
lets be honest either way it goes you don't marry!
By anonymous, on December 1, 2011 00:21:40
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! Not again. My eyes.Help me. My eyes.
By Duke Steele, on December 3, 2011 10:20:33
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