I see a lawsuit coming. And a VERY well deserved one too. Come on Gloria Allred don't be a cunt here, make us proud and take Kris Humphries as your client.
Why don't these Occupy protesters Occupy the Kardashians? These whores are raping us just as much the 1 percent. C'mon protesters, camp outside the Kardashian mansion and ask for Kris' head!! Banish these whores forever!
Until they stop putting these fools on tv and on websites, they will remain in the spotlight. They need to stop!!! And poor Kris, he is the only normal one in all this....his parents must of warned him!
he needs to A. reconsider the lawsuit and include this rag who supports whatever any moron says to make a buck or B. get a gun and kill them all so the world public can be rid or the worst thing sense the Black Plague.....these stinking dirty black dick sucking whores....I would rather have Adolf Hitler as my father then be related to these half wits...
I hope he leaks some horrific fact about Kim that completely annihilates her. She has a nervous breakdown and goes to an institution. The only one that would shed a tear for her is Kris Jenner if she is still physically capable of crying.
Wow I don't know the last time I saw such a thorough attempt at assassination of character. Hopefully people (read: women) are smarter than they look (doubtful) and see it for what it is. Every new bit makes that family look more conniving, and him more level headed and like a victim.
Sad thing for Kris is that now, only gold diggers are gonna be willing to touch that peen. The rest of the female gender wouldn't touch him with a rented vagina. Too many nasty possibilities after sleeping in Kim's bed....
I despise the Kardashians, but can have little sympathy for this guy. He knew what he was getting into. There is no way he believed the marriage was real - or if he did, he is so dumb he shouldn't have been allowed to marry due to lack of ability to consent to marriage.
Ha! Looks like we won't be getting her back on this side of the world for some time. Sorry Americans, guess you're stuck with her and her brains trust family.
33 Comments:
Leave Your Commentdamn...if he knew this was all potentially gonna happen, I wonder how he worked out the cost-benefit analysis, and where does it end?
$1MM: I'm portrayed as a douche
$10MM: I'm publicly outed
$100MM: Kris Jenner castrates me on YouTube
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 06:51:25
I bet she turned him gay, so it's not all lies.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 07:07:24
That urinal cake smell ruined him.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 07:09:39
"kris vows to destroy the kardashians"
GO KRIS!!!
i love this guy!!!
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 07:19:18
"Destroy the Kardashians" YES! Tie them up, pour gasoline on them and set them all on fire.
By please, on November 30, 2011 07:34:18
Kris is the one who is going to end up benefiting the most from this whole charade. Kim is digging her own grave.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 07:36:19
More bad made up PR press .holy shit ! How desperate is pimp mama and her whore bag Klan getting ... Just go the fuck away already!!!!!!
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 08:05:06
I see a lawsuit coming. And a VERY well deserved one too. Come on Gloria Allred don't be a cunt here, make us proud and take Kris Humphries as your client.
By Otto, on November 30, 2011 08:21:40
Someone needs to start making "Free Kris Humphreys" t-shirts.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 08:53:09
No comments about the other story, that Jen Anniston somehow got engaged?!
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 09:17:15
god damn this bitch is sleezy.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 09:33:28
Why don't these Occupy protesters Occupy the Kardashians? These whores are raping us just as much the 1 percent. C'mon protesters, camp outside the Kardashian mansion and ask for Kris' head!! Banish these whores forever!
By Jim The Greek, on November 30, 2011 10:01:56
Wow. Kris Humphries, the fictional character written for this E! show, is an absolute bastard.
It seems he has very little in common with Kris Humphries, the real-life NBA player. And they look so similar. I think that is strange.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 10:41:30
And next week they'll reveal that Kris knew all about that Penn State coach, but did NOT go to the police.
By Pat C. , on November 30, 2011 11:00:18
Until they stop putting these fools on tv and on websites, they will remain in the spotlight. They need to stop!!! And poor Kris, he is the only normal one in all this....his parents must of warned him!
By kimsmells, on November 30, 2011 11:57:03
WOW she turned him gay after only 75 day!!!
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 12:52:21
Does Kim think that anyone will ever take her seriously after all of this? No one will even dare touch her let alone marry her. She's done.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 13:17:58
Kris - "does it make me gay if I want her to do the swirl with a pinkie plunge?"
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 13:39:22
maybe he wouldn't touch her because she has every STD known to mankind, and her vagina can fit a semi-truck?
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 13:40:38
he needs to A. reconsider the lawsuit and include this rag who supports whatever any moron says to make a buck or B. get a gun and kill them all so the world public can be rid or the worst thing sense the Black Plague.....these stinking dirty black dick sucking whores....I would rather have Adolf Hitler as my father then be related to these half wits...
By The TRUTH, on November 30, 2011 13:43:44
That must be Star Magazine's special douchebag edition since it shows Guy Fiero and some poor bastard with Jennifer Aniston on the cover.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 13:53:09
I hope he leaks some horrific fact about Kim that completely annihilates her. She has a nervous breakdown and goes to an institution. The only one that would shed a tear for her is Kris Jenner if she is still physically capable of crying.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 14:39:37
She must go to jail for inventing stories about him.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 16:41:30
BOYCOTT EVERYTHING karDASHians includes the pimp motha book.
By lkl, on November 30, 2011 17:05:59
Didn't they leak a story, couple month back, about Kim not like sex with Chris. Now they say he didn't want her, make up your damn mind bitches
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 18:22:38
Wow I don't know the last time I saw such a thorough attempt at assassination of character. Hopefully people (read: women) are smarter than they look (doubtful) and see it for what it is. Every new bit makes that family look more conniving, and him more level headed and like a victim.
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 21:37:03
Sad thing for Kris is that now, only gold diggers are gonna be willing to touch that peen. The rest of the female gender wouldn't touch him with a rented vagina. Too many nasty possibilities after sleeping in Kim's bed....
By anonymous, on November 30, 2011 23:07:48
I wish the Kardashians would just spontaneously combust, run around on fire and finally collapse in a pile of dog crap.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2011 02:37:00
I despise the Kardashians, but can have little sympathy for this guy. He knew what he was getting into. There is no way he believed the marriage was real - or if he did, he is so dumb he shouldn't have been allowed to marry due to lack of ability to consent to marriage.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2011 02:39:21
Ha! Looks like we won't be getting her back on this side of the world for some time. Sorry Americans, guess you're stuck with her and her brains trust family.
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity/kim-kardashian-breaches-australian-visa-rules/story-e6frfmqi-1226211817137
By Anna, on December 1, 2011 02:54:49
@5 & 28: There'll be a line around the block of people wanting to pee on that fire. I'll at the front, yo.
By Ray J., on December 1, 2011 04:55:40
30, except you still have to see her ugly mug on the computer.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2011 08:45:20
Please.... I beg you. No more of this Kris shit.
I. do. not. care.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2011 21:20:25
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