Balding, and he has the lips of a 8 year old. You could only find this attractive if your only other base for comparison was the time you got fingered by a Chicago Bears fan.
One would think that the li'l tramps would be satisfied just to be fucked by a real man like DJ! And yet after the nights festivities they bitch about the car providid and the basket of goodies. Generosity such as this is wasted on New York Women! Darek,you the Man!!!
Playa!!!!! It is a good deal. He gets a new f uck buddy . She gets a trinket and chance to say she f ucked DJ and at Trump Tower. She was a lso f uc ked over too. DJ, I sure hope he puts on the condom. Disposes of it. Has some super expensive ones that are full proof. No lub or anything she would shoot up her va-jay-jay could break it through and look, there is nothing NOTHING these girls won't shoot up there to break that condom. Maybe DJ is really smart and went on and had a vesectonmy. Hey, it is simply easy reversible when he so chooses to find Mrs. DJ and makes two or three heirs. These s h anks are not. Men still want a "lady good girl" to be home to Mom and Dad and tag, Mrs. I don't mean a virg, but no s k ank wh ore.
@ #3..Looks doesn't matter. Women are biologically programmed to be gold digging whores, plus they are stupid. So they think they actually have a realistic shot at his fortune. So they do what gold digging skanks were meant to do..Spread their legs, lay on their back and naively hope he calls her back.
I agree #4. The post reads like it wants to condemn him but doesn't know how. He's doing nothing illegal. My hats off to him. Catch and release, no pun intended. The only downside is the girls are likely hoes looking to bang celebrities but they sure aint any sort of victims. They should be thankful he calls them a ride. Don't hate the player, hate the game (no pun).
14 Comments:
Leave Your CommentHe looks like a coke-bloated Eminem in this picture. Stay classy, Derek.
By anonymous, on December 13, 2011 08:22:17
Derek Jeter, you are my hero.
By anonymous, on December 13, 2011 09:21:06
I don't get it. He looks like a monkey.
By anonymous, on December 13, 2011 12:16:31
What'd the bitches expect, a wedding ring?
By anonymous, on December 13, 2011 12:41:18
Balding, and he has the lips of a 8 year old.
You could only find this attractive if your only other base for comparison was the time you got fingered by a Chicago Bears fan.
By Chevy Chase, on December 13, 2011 12:58:20
One would think that the li'l tramps would be satisfied just to be fucked by a real man like DJ! And yet after the nights festivities they bitch about the car providid and the basket of goodies. Generosity such as this is wasted on New York Women! Darek,you the Man!!!
By BudFocker, on December 13, 2011 13:41:41
Oh oh!! Pick me! Pick me!!
By anonymous, on December 13, 2011 13:46:49
Nice suit. And by that I mean it is terrible.
By anonymous, on December 13, 2011 15:09:45
Playa!!!!!
It is a good deal. He gets a new f uck buddy . She gets a trinket and chance to say she f ucked DJ and at Trump Tower.
She was a lso f uc ked over too.
DJ, I sure hope he puts on the condom. Disposes of it. Has some super expensive ones that are full proof. No lub or anything she would shoot up her va-jay-jay could break it through and look, there is nothing NOTHING these girls won't shoot up there to break that condom.
Maybe DJ is really smart and went on and had a vesectonmy. Hey, it is simply easy reversible when he so chooses to find Mrs. DJ and makes two or three heirs. These s h anks are not. Men still want a "lady good girl" to be home to Mom and Dad and tag, Mrs. I don't mean a virg, but no s k ank wh ore.
By Never was a sh ank, on December 13, 2011 17:14:22
@ #3..Looks doesn't matter. Women are biologically programmed to be gold digging whores, plus they are stupid. So they think they actually have a realistic shot at his fortune. So they do what gold digging skanks were meant to do..Spread their legs, lay on their back and naively hope he calls her back.
By anonymous, on December 13, 2011 18:16:38
I agree #4. The post reads like it wants to condemn him but doesn't know how. He's doing nothing illegal. My hats off to him. Catch and release, no pun intended. The only downside is the girls are likely hoes looking to bang celebrities but they sure aint any sort of victims. They should be thankful he calls them a ride. Don't hate the player, hate the game (no pun).
By anonymous, on December 13, 2011 21:29:47
Fucker looks like a middle east tyrant/playboy.What a cunt.
By anonymous, on December 14, 2011 12:59:24
He's a dick. Just look at that face, doesn't it just scream smug douchebag?
By Mariah, on December 14, 2011 13:25:37
sleazy. gross. douche.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 09:34:56
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