Literally all the teen sex symbols from the early 2000s have become fat shadows of their former selves desperately hanging on to fame thanks to loyal guys like me who'd still do them out of remembrance of that time they had a flat tummy and were on the cover of Maxim.
Ah, now here is where I explain the difference between a fat sloppy ass and a badonkadonk. This is a fat sloppy ass. The Kim Kardashian of a few years ago had a badonkadonk. Class dismissed.
This is a more appropriate outfit for her current weight than I've seen lately. She doesn't look that bad for a average mom. Yes she should lose that weight, particularly because she's in the public eye. But she actually can sing. She has a talent. Who says she was put on this earth for your porn pleasure. And I bet not one of you look as good as you did back then, either. This site can grow up.
You gays must like hairy bony asses, their aint' nothing wrong with that meaty ass. WHen your behind and that butt is smacking against your balls, it's all good.
Seriously, being a mom doesn't excuse you from keeping in shape. I have a son and I'm 5'7" and a size 2. Don't eat like a pig. And that excuse "i don't have time to keep in shape" is idiotic. You don't have time to grab a yogurt for breakfast instead of something greasy and full of fat? don't have time to buy a salad for lunch instead of a burger? don't have time to have only a small portion of whatever you make for your family for dinner? you don't even have to make an obscene amount of time for exercise if you eat the way i just mentioned above you WILL be able to keep youir weight down.
#26... thank you for your sermon. I bet you're a skinny BEEYATCH! 5'7 and a size 2? I would break you! I bet you have absolutely no tits and fucking you is like fucking 2 fuzzy 2x4's. Gimme that big juicy ass of Christina any day!
i don't know... and i'm not a "beeeyatch" because what is there to be bitchy about? i look amazing and i'm not full of artery clogging lard. on that note, sorry if my "sermon" came off bitchy but people making excuses for themselves like that is one of my pet peeves. if you like to eat excessively and food is a big part of your life and you don't care just admit it instead of hiding behind lame excuses like that. weight just isn't an issue of aesthetics, it's about health. people need to be more aware of what they're eating, especially, as we all know, in the USA with our obesity rates. eat more fruits and veggies and less processed garbage. thanks for reading! end sermon.
29 Comments:
Leave Your CommentHave you lost some weight Mrs. O'Donnell?
Good for you, way to go !!!
By anonymous, on December 5, 2011 07:28:17
Looks like two baby hippos wrestling under a tarp.
By anonymous, on December 5, 2011 07:29:43
I don't get it, for a mom of one her ass looks decent:/. And no, I am not gay. Or a fat desperate housewife.
By girl next door, on December 5, 2011 07:40:00
It's official, Todd's gone and joined the gays. To quote Lord Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
By FlawedCynic, on December 5, 2011 07:40:42
More cushion for the pushin'! I'd still like to bone down on this fat, big mac-devouring pig.
By anonymous, on December 5, 2011 08:04:41
#3 Sorry, no. With her cash and connections and TIME, her backside should not be confused with that of Mama Cass.
Put down the ham sandwich, porky!
By The Mamas & the Papas, on December 5, 2011 08:08:38
I'd fuck the fat off that ass. She's a dirty pittsburgh girl. they like it in the ass.
By JK, on December 5, 2011 08:23:06
I'd give it to her Rothlisberger style. She looks like a minotaur from behind.
By anonymous, on December 5, 2011 08:40:30
Christina Aguilera is not fat. As my friends in Alaska would say, she simply possesses more cushion for the pushin'.
I need more interesting friends.
By Rick Sparks, on December 5, 2011 09:05:54
It would be enjoyable to repeatedly ram my rock hard member in to her stinky shit-chute.
By anonymous, on December 5, 2011 09:36:47
I bet she gives great helmet.
By face, on December 5, 2011 09:38:49
I can't masturbate to this. I quit. I'm done for today.
By anonymous, on December 5, 2011 10:37:15
Literally all the teen sex symbols from the early 2000s have become fat shadows of their former selves desperately hanging on to fame thanks to loyal guys like me who'd still do them out of remembrance of that time they had a flat tummy and were on the cover of Maxim.
By anonymous, on December 5, 2011 12:59:53
id hit a dozen times over. fuck you.
By anonymous, on December 5, 2011 13:52:15
Fucking chubby chasers. That's not an ass, it's an eclipse.
By JAC, on December 5, 2011 14:46:18
what changed and made it ok for every single chick to wear tights? i see fat chicks everywhere wearing these tights, and it bothers me.
By anonymous, on December 5, 2011 14:56:43
Clearly, you are simply threatened by the sexiness of this confident, vivacious woman and her empowering curves.
A real man would know that this beautiful woman is very sexy, like that fat, sweaty, sloth-toed hog Hendricks.
Yes, men who are not attracted to fat moms in tight pants are not men. Just ask all those fat moms in tight pants. They are experts.
By Hendricks is faaaaaaaat, on December 5, 2011 15:38:49
She's a midget, so of course a few added pounds wiil make her look gigantic. She's still ten times prettier than that other midget Snooki.
By anonymous, on December 5, 2011 16:02:14
Ah, now here is where I explain the difference between a fat sloppy ass and a badonkadonk. This is a fat sloppy ass. The Kim Kardashian of a few years ago had a badonkadonk. Class dismissed.
By A Black Guy, on December 5, 2011 16:10:20
Do all guys who like anal also dig fat asses? That thing is all sorts of saggy.
By anonymous, on December 5, 2011 16:22:04
This is a more appropriate outfit for her current weight than I've seen lately. She doesn't look that bad for a average mom. Yes she should lose that weight, particularly because she's in the public eye. But she actually can sing. She has a talent. Who says she was put on this earth for your porn pleasure. And I bet not one of you look as good as you did back then, either. This site can grow up.
By anonymous, on December 5, 2011 18:14:16
What. a. FATASS...
By anonymous, on December 5, 2011 20:23:23
My God, is this what having 1 kid and 100 jello shots does to you in a few months?! Well, that tears it! No kids for me!
By blasted1, on December 5, 2011 21:29:01
You gays must like hairy bony asses, their aint' nothing wrong with that meaty ass. WHen your behind and that butt is smacking against your balls, it's all good.
By anonymous, on December 5, 2011 22:21:32
#3: you're not gay or desperate. Are you from some mid-western state where everything you eat is fried first? Because that is one flabby, flat behind.
I've got two kids and am not a gym rat, either. This kind of butt you have to work just as hard to get as a really nice one, I'd say.
By anonymous, on December 6, 2011 01:36:07
Seriously, being a mom doesn't excuse you from keeping in shape. I have a son and I'm 5'7" and a size 2. Don't eat like a pig. And that excuse "i don't have time to keep in shape" is idiotic. You don't have time to grab a yogurt for breakfast instead of something greasy and full of fat? don't have time to buy a salad for lunch instead of a burger? don't have time to have only a small portion of whatever you make for your family for dinner? you don't even have to make an obscene amount of time for exercise if you eat the way i just mentioned above you WILL be able to keep youir weight down.
By Anna, on December 6, 2011 04:06:44
#26... thank you for your sermon. I bet you're a skinny BEEYATCH! 5'7 and a size 2? I would break you! I bet you have absolutely no tits and fucking you is like fucking 2 fuzzy 2x4's. Gimme that big juicy ass of Christina any day!
By JK, on December 6, 2011 11:33:32
ahahah! yeah...
http://skinnyvscurvy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Christina-Aguilera-Weight-Gain-7.jpg
vs.
for example: http://www.oddepedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bikini_images_jessica_alba-1253563489.jpg
i don't know...
and i'm not a "beeeyatch" because what is there to be bitchy about? i look amazing and i'm not full of artery clogging lard. on that note, sorry if my "sermon" came off bitchy but people making excuses for themselves like that is one of my pet peeves. if you like to eat excessively and food is a big part of your life and you don't care just admit it instead of hiding behind lame excuses like that. weight just isn't an issue of aesthetics, it's about health. people need to be more aware of what they're eating, especially, as we all know, in the USA with our obesity rates. eat more fruits and veggies and less processed garbage. thanks for reading! end sermon.
By Anna, on December 7, 2011 03:35:26
Well, you have your delicious salad, I'll take a bucket of donuts and some french fries. Mmmmmmmm, enjoy life.
By anonymous, on December 7, 2011 07:37:07
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