At first glance I thought that was Natalie Portman but once things came into focus I knew it couldn't be her. Jessica Lowndes is about a thousand times hotter and without the sanctimonious bitchy bullshit... I would not want to be in her dudes shoes. You know the ballet shoes. Her "partner" who is basically just a beard or the "fake' boyfriend. Can you imagine the lip you'd have to listen too? And THEN... She'd demand that you jiggle that flabby beef curtain of hers. Oh man that would be irritating as all hell. I also know the low down on Natalie and her little sex attacks and the incident at the Sahara Hotel where she was hanging nude basically with her little-girl arms and legs and ass strapped into a leather harness, swinging back and forth as several several black dudes went from ass, to mouth, to cunt. I have never seen such a sloppy, stretched pussyhole. Of course she demanded that they piston-fuck her abused mouthhole and then she was demanded that each dude squirt goo down her gullet as she tonguefucked a guys ass. She also had this weird shriek. A very annoying high-pitched whalesong while they were whip-slapping her with their cocks and splattering her slippery well-fucked asshole with cum. Meanwhile Natalie's little-girl tongue snakes up this dude burning ass hole as she screams "I need your goo IN MY ASS!" And after that's over she's suddenly 'IN A MOOD' and everyone has to leave. So out of control and weird.
That is a pretty sweet lookin little puss. There's nothing I love more than getting my face all into some sweet tight little poony and making her lose all self control and start moaning n shit. nom nom nom nom...
Bill, I know that Natalie Portman filed that restraining order against you and that pissed you off big time, but its time to move on, man. You've got your whole life ahead of you.
#1 I got lost in that story. So you're saying that couple guys who are black which mean you are white had sex with Natalie Portman? By the way, sure miss when you'd see pubic hair just hanging out the sides.
Got DAMN, that bitch is Fine. Now THIS is what I'm talking about. Look at that ass and look at her sexy ass feet Damn! Never before has a fully clothed girl looks so unbeleiveably hot. Sweet jesus
Todd, I will come to your wedding if Jessica is the bouncy house for the adults
#1 - not erotic to be titillating, not funny enough to humorous, not ironic enough to be IDLYITW fodder. If that's your idea of fantasy, stay the fuck out of my neighborhood, or you'll be the girl in the harness, fucking pervo bitch!
#15 is a homo or a girl with big ugly feet. My boyfriend loves my feet and finds them sexy. He's not the only guy who appreciates nice looking feet. Don't be a jealous big-foot cow.
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Leave Your CommentAt first glance I thought that was Natalie Portman but once things came into focus I knew it couldn't be her. Jessica Lowndes is about a thousand times hotter and without the sanctimonious bitchy bullshit... I would not want to be in her dudes shoes. You know the ballet shoes. Her "partner" who is basically just a beard or the "fake' boyfriend. Can you imagine the lip you'd have to listen too? And THEN... She'd demand that you jiggle that flabby beef curtain of hers. Oh man that would be irritating as all hell. I also know the low down on Natalie and her little sex attacks and the incident at the Sahara Hotel where she was hanging nude basically with her little-girl arms and legs and ass strapped into a leather harness, swinging back and forth as several several black dudes went from ass, to mouth, to cunt. I have never seen such a sloppy, stretched pussyhole. Of course she demanded that they piston-fuck her abused mouthhole and then she was demanded that each dude squirt goo down her gullet as she tonguefucked a guys ass. She also had this weird shriek. A very annoying high-pitched whalesong while they were whip-slapping her with their cocks and splattering her slippery well-fucked asshole with cum. Meanwhile Natalie's little-girl tongue snakes up this dude burning ass hole as she screams "I need your goo IN MY ASS!" And after that's over she's suddenly 'IN A MOOD' and everyone has to leave. So out of control and weird.
By Bill Sage , on December 1, 2011 05:19:44
I got nothin'
Thanks a lot, Bill Sage.
By Jacks, on December 1, 2011 05:38:23
That is a pretty sweet lookin little puss. There's nothing I love more than getting my face all into some sweet tight little poony and making her lose all self control and start moaning n shit. nom nom nom nom...
By anonymous, on December 1, 2011 05:45:17
#1 What the fuck are you talking about.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2011 05:58:23
Bill, I know that Natalie Portman filed that restraining order against you and that pissed you off big time, but its time to move on, man. You've got your whole life ahead of you.
By LA Tall Man, on December 1, 2011 06:09:20
#1 I got lost in that story. So you're saying that couple guys who are black which mean you are white had sex with Natalie Portman? By the way, sure miss when you'd see pubic hair just hanging out the sides.
By lkl, on December 1, 2011 06:24:46
after reading #1 comment i feel the need to get some anitbotics just from reading it smh
By anonymous, on December 1, 2011 06:38:57
Got DAMN, that bitch is Fine. Now THIS is what I'm talking about. Look at that ass and look at her sexy ass feet Damn! Never before has a fully clothed girl looks so unbeleiveably hot. Sweet jesus
By anonymous, on December 1, 2011 06:39:43
Yummy & sweet!
By anonymous, on December 1, 2011 07:03:46
She looks like a guy version of Hilary Swank, which is to say much manlier version of horseface. I expected a horse dick in that upskirt.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2011 07:10:15
#1
Four times the comment length of anybody here yet just 1/10th the humor. Next time you want us to laugh just show your dick on the site.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2011 07:11:45
Todd, I will come to your wedding if Jessica is the bouncy house for the adults
#1 - not erotic to be titillating, not funny enough to humorous, not ironic enough to be IDLYITW fodder. If that's your idea of fantasy, stay the fuck out of my neighborhood, or you'll be the girl in the harness, fucking pervo bitch!
By World Class Dick, on December 1, 2011 07:34:36
she's like Megan Fox without the thumbs
By guy ritchie, on December 1, 2011 07:49:31
#1 and #10 are complete fuck wads
By anonymous, on December 1, 2011 07:50:26
to bad she is not wearing her shoes her nasty foot got in the way feet are nasty no matter how hot the girl is her feet are nasty
By keep your shoes on girls, on December 1, 2011 08:12:37
What the fuck? That is all.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2011 08:26:17
Ooohhh! I can see my face buried right...there!!!
By Dick Face, on December 1, 2011 08:44:39
#1 take your meds please.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2011 08:54:08
Thunder thighs.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2011 08:55:11
I'm sorry Todd but I just don't understand your fascination with her. I mean, from Megan Fox to this? Really?
By anonymous, on December 1, 2011 08:57:44
She should be commended for her ability to walk on those tree trunk legs.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2011 09:31:22
Oh, how cute!
She needs to just go ahead and get naked for the cameras already...geezus fuckin christ!
By anonymous, on December 1, 2011 10:16:06
#1, the men with the net is coming for you.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2011 10:16:24
she's sooooooooooo hot but 21 is kinda right (i'm a girl that's why i notice this stuff)
By anonymous, on December 1, 2011 10:49:30
She looks like a disgusting whore who hasn't washed her foul-smelling snatch in a year!
By anonymous, on December 1, 2011 11:54:32
Hot pic
By anonymous, on December 1, 2011 13:08:10
#1 Way into the over thinking things.
By anonymous, on December 1, 2011 13:46:17
#1 FTMFW. You rule, Bill Sage.
By Fred, on December 1, 2011 13:47:55
Todd, you're funny as hell. I wish you'd lick my vagina.
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By ms bee, on December 1, 2011 13:55:00
Todd, you're funny as hell. I wish you'd lick my vagina.
A
By ms bee, on December 1, 2011 13:56:53
Funny, I just had a dream that I was licking a vagina! I guess it might as well be her's!!
By LordQuackenbush, on December 1, 2011 21:01:02
Oh, so you'd have some random puppy in the wedding party - but not your three-legged cat? Are you ashamed of him, just because he's a cripple??
By Red Cat, on December 2, 2011 20:08:55
#15 is a homo or a girl with big ugly feet. My boyfriend loves my feet and finds them sexy. He's not the only guy who appreciates nice looking feet. Don't be a jealous big-foot cow.
By anonymous, on December 4, 2011 12:53:14
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