12 Comments:

1. She's getting to the point where makeup isn't quite doing the trick anymore.

   By anonymous, on December 4, 2011 17:43:48

2. There you go Todd. Brunette. Check. Giant rack. Check.

   By anonymous, on December 4, 2011 17:45:48

3. Next time just post the pics and save your writing talents for losers without tits.
   
   
   
   

   By kachuks, on December 4, 2011 19:28:53

4. I want to knead her cottage cheese ass until it firms up

   By anonymous, on December 4, 2011 20:17:30

5. If she got that jew nose fixed she'd be perfect, but tits.

   By anonymous, on December 5, 2011 02:26:28

6. Maguppies -> Bazongas. (I know it's the outfit though :( )

   By anonymous, on December 5, 2011 03:47:49

7. She'd better use those tits and hook someone into marrying her quick. Her looks are fading fast. She cant seem to get past the fiance stage - every guy seems to head for the hills after a few months. I'd suggest she try threesomes and anal to seal the deal.
   
   
   

   By anonymous, on December 5, 2011 03:49:45

8. You know... this is the only place I ever hear of anything about Jennifer Love Hugetits. I really hope she sends you a present this year, Todd, for actually writing about her.

   By Lucy, on December 5, 2011 06:18:33

9. come up to the SF bay area Jen,I'll drill you till my jizz squirts out your ears baby!!!!!!

   By anonymous, on December 5, 2011 07:41:07

10. Why can't this girl hold on to a man? After a few months they all seem to bolt. Guess if she wants those three rings she'll have to buy them herself.

    By anonymous, on December 5, 2011 07:44:43

11. Show those tits already!

    By JK, on December 5, 2011 08:29:20

12. Based on her last few boyfriends I've got all my chances: younger than her? check. Uknown aspiring actor? check. Will dump her the moment she starts mentioning those three rings? check.

    By anonymous, on December 5, 2011 13:04:24