17 Comments:

1. I think the retard is exaggerating.

   By anonymous, on December 6, 2011 04:13:04

2. I agree with #1. Someone is looking for a cash handout.

   By anonymous, on December 6, 2011 04:17:44

3. I agree with the previous 2 posts. You NEVER hear anything about Johnny Depp, not even if he farts in public.
   
   There wasn't a handicap spot for people needing it? I think this bitch is looking for a Segway out of this.

   By Facebook Me, on December 6, 2011 04:30:23

4. not to be an asshole but it's "they're" not "their"

   By anonymous, on December 6, 2011 04:46:31

5. how do you dance in a wheelchair?

   By anonymous, on December 6, 2011 04:47:20

6. Iggy Pop? Seriously, in 2011?

   By anonymous, on December 6, 2011 05:12:39

7. Awesome update. Looks like the only disability this bitch had was she couldn't handle her booze. There's always one cunt like that at a party

   By anonymous, on December 6, 2011 05:32:37

8. Thanks for the update. It not only restores the notion that Depp is a class act, but is a reminder of just how different being a celebrity is. No doubt, there are celebrecunts like Kardashian who thrive on it, but then there are people like Depp, who try to retain some normalcy with family, but then also use their celebrity status to do good things. Depp in particular is guilty of that. The guy's a stud in every way.

   By anonymous, on December 6, 2011 06:28:58

9. I knew there had to be more to the story, you never hear anything bad about Depp, the guy is a freaking saint when compared to your average Hollywood actor/actress.

   By Trax, on December 6, 2011 06:31:40

10. Good Update: Without fail there are 2 sides to EVERY story... unless your last name is Hitler, then there's only one

    By Poop, on December 6, 2011 07:26:30

11. I struggled to believe this about Johnny. He's a shining beacon in a sea of disgusting, entitled fame whores.
    
    Thanks for the update. It has restored my faith that gorgeous, talented, rich and famous does not equal douchebag.

    By Red Cat, on December 6, 2011 09:24:27

12. I'm a Depp fan, great talent. But who the hell is he pointing at? That looks kinda douchey to me. I can let the blue fingernails and the uber hipster get up slide, he's a rock star. But that "you the man" pose is whack

    By anonymous, on December 6, 2011 09:41:54

13. What the fuck kind of club do you take a little kid to? Iggy Pop, booze, and minors-one of these things does not belong.

    By Gordon Guano, on December 6, 2011 10:06:40

14. Great update...well, in the original report on TMZ, a law enforcement sources tell them that the woman appeared wasted when she made the report...
    

    By anonymous, on December 6, 2011 10:21:12

15. When guys start wearing finger nail polish? Please stop.

    By lkl, on December 6, 2011 17:23:06

16. We all know the Johnny Depp of 15+ years ago was known to get involved with this kind of s**t, but only with paps and he did all his own dirty work. Johnny didn't need no body guards.
    
    I hope this bitch realizes this is the end of her.

    By kachuks, on December 6, 2011 18:17:16

17. The dancing drunk was apparently not too disabled to come back 10 minutes later for a second go-round. Glad JD & fam had split.
    
    His fingernails? His daughter painted them when he left to go promote Rum Diary. What a fun dad!

    By anonymous, on December 7, 2011 17:21:00