Is anyone else laughing just a little bit remembering all those pretentious comments Perry made about her taming him? Guess what, sweetheart? Your p**** isn't made of gold after all and he got bored with it just like all the rest of them.
#4 Russell Brand is Intelligent and Interesting? That says a lot about you, nothing positive. Except maybe HIV or some other sexually transmitted disease
#15 From reading his books, especially the one he published before he got popular, he comes across as very well-spoken. I'm certainly not saying he's the next Montaigne or anything but compared to a lot of people in Hollywood, his intelligence and ability to speak well is refreshing. Katy Perry always came off as ditzy and insipid to me and she has yet to do anything to convince me otherwise.
For every male English comedian, actor, columnist, singer, author and radio/television presenter with a cute accent out there, their's a woman who's tired of fucking him.
I don't care how annoying she is or how grating her cheeseball pop can be. This means that we have some white-hot pussy back on the market. I'd get the party started with an R. Kelly CD and some duct tape.
How sad and unexpected. Who would have thought that a screeching, talentless skank and a squawking, talentless skeeve wouldn't have enough in common to be able to make a go of it. As a mark of respect for the passing of their marriage, they should both vow to give up something forever. She should give up making noises with her voice and he should give up breathing.
Nothing lowers a girls self esteem more than divorce. Look for t&a from this bitch soon. I liked his comment about how they will always be friends. That's a laugh.
#26 which is why you are on this thread trying to convince a bunch of teens and chronic masturbaters how wonderful your life is? Let me guess - every woman is dying to marry you, you sleep with different women every day, and the hardest part of your day is choosing whether to have a blowjob from Gisele Bundchen or Adriana Lima. Because that's how life works after 25, am I right?
Bahahaha, she thought her pussy was gold, and that she could tame him. Being older alone meant he probably knew better than that. She wanted him because he's essentially a rockstar, with options, and lost him because there is only one same old Katy to go home to trying to clamp his options. That's what marriage is in the end. #21 sorry but no. Odds are he grew tired of her. I'm tired of her and barely even know her. #26 Right on, I agree. #29, 26 has to convince no one. Its fact. As a male in my late twenties I know this to be true. Models have nothing to do with it. Women are just more attracted to guys that are more experienced, have more money, are confident & know what they want, etc etc that as a guy you don't have when you're younger. Also, you sound like a cunt.
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Leave Your CommentAw, I thought those two crazy kids would make it!
By Hadji, on December 30, 2011 09:31:01
That skinny limey just wasn't man enough for those tits.
By kachuks, on December 30, 2011 09:33:02
What a shock! If a great love like theirs can't last what about the rest of us? lol. hahahahahaha!
By anonymous, on December 30, 2011 09:46:46
thank God...he was way too good (read: intelligent and interesting) for her
By anonymous, on December 30, 2011 09:51:13
I'm saddened, really. I like them both. But, there was too much of an age diff and that NEVER works for long in Hollywood.
By r.b., on December 30, 2011 09:53:05
Good. Maybe she'll show off those giant titties and her stinky muff now!
By anonymous, on December 30, 2011 10:06:41
Russel looks like Freddy mercury with better teeth and long hair, im no homo but I can honestly say they are and were two ugly fucks
By Sir George Michael odowd john , on December 30, 2011 10:07:30
Well, I'm surprised. I didn't think they'd make a year.
By duder, on December 30, 2011 10:18:25
I didn't see that coming!
Nah, I did really.
By anonymous, on December 30, 2011 10:25:19
Is anyone else laughing just a little bit remembering all those pretentious comments Perry made about her taming him? Guess what, sweetheart? Your p**** isn't made of gold after all and he got bored with it just like all the rest of them.
By anonymous, on December 30, 2011 10:34:03
The prick that gets to console those tits will be the luckiest bastard on the planet.
By anonymous, on December 30, 2011 10:45:04
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
By anonymous, on December 30, 2011 10:48:23
Everybody knew this would never last. Except for Katy.
By anonymous, on December 30, 2011 11:04:04
His comedy material has been terrible since he got married, hopefully it improves now that he doesn't have to play everything safe.
By Frunken, on December 30, 2011 11:26:12
#4 Russell Brand is Intelligent and Interesting? That says a lot about you, nothing positive. Except maybe HIV or some other sexually transmitted disease
By anonymous, on December 30, 2011 11:40:39
Those "dippy cute" kinds of girls always wear really thin after a few.
By anonymous, on December 30, 2011 11:43:18
#15 From reading his books, especially the one he published before he got popular, he comes across as very well-spoken. I'm certainly not saying he's the next Montaigne or anything but compared to a lot of people in Hollywood, his intelligence and ability to speak well is refreshing. Katy Perry always came off as ditzy and insipid to me and she has yet to do anything to convince me otherwise.
By anonymous, on December 30, 2011 12:13:37
Was that wedding in India even legal? Make then get divorced in India! Not that stupid ass state of California.
By anonymous, on December 30, 2011 16:06:44
lol they were together? married?? LOL!!!!
ps shes just huge tits. her face is average at best. her eyes are way to close and her chin is Leno-esque.
By anonymous, on December 30, 2011 16:07:11
what do you expect from a staged publicity marriage?
By anonymous, on December 30, 2011 16:15:20
For every male English comedian, actor, columnist, singer, author and radio/television presenter with a cute accent out there, their's a woman who's tired of fucking him.
By anonymous, on December 30, 2011 16:30:59
I don't care how annoying she is or how grating her cheeseball pop can be. This means that we have some white-hot pussy back on the market. I'd get the party started with an R. Kelly CD and some duct tape.
By Fenster, on December 30, 2011 17:35:03
so her podgy belly means she is getting fat and not carrying brands baby wabie??? *gasp*
By anonymous, on December 30, 2011 18:18:05
#5, are you joking? What age difference?
By anonymous, on December 30, 2011 18:39:14
How sad and unexpected. Who would have thought that a screeching, talentless skank and a squawking, talentless skeeve wouldn't have enough in common to be able to make a go of it. As a mark of respect for the passing of their marriage, they should both vow to give up something forever. She should give up making noises with her voice and he should give up breathing.
By Lohantastic, on December 31, 2011 02:36:56
He goes back to openly sport-fucking half the population of the world.
She goes back to pretending to be fulfilled as she ages into Jennifer Love Hewitt middle-age.
Sucks to be a guy when you are 15. Kind of nice to be a guy after 25, though.
By anonymous, on December 31, 2011 03:44:05
Nothing lowers a girls self esteem more than divorce. Look for t&a from this bitch soon. I liked his comment about how they will always be friends. That's a laugh.
By anonymous, on December 31, 2011 05:04:19
I thought they were both gay and signed a contract!
By Paula, on December 31, 2011 05:49:28
#26 which is why you are on this thread trying to convince a bunch of teens and chronic masturbaters how wonderful your life is? Let me guess - every woman is dying to marry you, you sleep with different women every day, and the hardest part of your day is choosing whether to have a blowjob from Gisele Bundchen or Adriana Lima. Because that's how life works after 25, am I right?
By anonymous, on December 31, 2011 10:00:49
Bahahaha, she thought her pussy was gold, and that she could tame him. Being older alone meant he probably knew better than that. She wanted him because he's essentially a rockstar, with options, and lost him because there is only one same old Katy to go home to trying to clamp his options. That's what marriage is in the end.
#21 sorry but no. Odds are he grew tired of her. I'm tired of her and barely even know her.
#26 Right on, I agree.
#29, 26 has to convince no one. Its fact. As a male in my late twenties I know this to be true. Models have nothing to do with it. Women are just more attracted to guys that are more experienced, have more money, are confident & know what they want, etc etc that as a guy you don't have when you're younger. Also, you sound like a cunt.
By anonymous, on December 31, 2011 21:15:03
Yup, I'm gonna have to agree with #30; #29 sounds like a cunt.
By anonymous, on January 1, 2012 05:22:58
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