Looking at the cameraman in the back there - do you think that could possibly be a satisfying life? Waiting around on spotting Kong climbing up a skyscraper to swat down planes or flashing her triple layer spanx in order to stay relevant in a family of vapid whores?
Pay attention in class kids because chubby-beard back there could be you one day.
My money's on that they're doing iVF for twins or triplets (since no one has those). Kris is probably trying to sell the photos already of "the miracles".
I can't have kids and I'm a 24-year-old woman. I have a hormone disorder and the only way I could *possibly* get pregnant is through IVF, which really does cost $10,000-$15,000 a pop... but I make that much a year working full time. So... kids are out of the question for me and my husband. The good news? We've been together four years and we've never ONCE used a condom, pull-out or birth control. I guess there's a silver lining to everything.
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Leave Your Commentlol seriously could you imagine what they child would look like? jesus..
By anonymous, on December 8, 2011 06:51:46
I agree. That kid will be a Monster. I'm talking full on, 8 feet tall and 300 lbs at 13 years old. Who knows how huge it will end up
By anonymous, on December 8, 2011 07:05:00
@1
I'm not so sure 'they' child would look like Jesus.
By joejoe, on December 8, 2011 07:21:55
kong wayt for naytivs to leev person tiyd to pole.
make person tiyd to pole kong baby.
By anonymous, on December 8, 2011 07:44:50
God damn she's ugly.
By anonymous, on December 8, 2011 07:59:43
Funniest shit you've ever written! Thanks for making my day.
By Duce, on December 8, 2011 08:37:53
It looks like the camera man has some wood going on there.
By anonymous, on December 8, 2011 08:46:24
Nice to see you're getting back in touch with your Native American language *laffin*
By Hbee Inc., on December 8, 2011 08:50:43
Looking at the cameraman in the back there - do you think that could possibly be a satisfying life? Waiting around on spotting Kong climbing up a skyscraper to swat down planes or flashing her triple layer spanx in order to stay relevant in a family of vapid whores?
Pay attention in class kids because chubby-beard back there could be you one day.
By Five Tacos and a Taco, on December 8, 2011 09:08:10
LOL @ the cameraman. Ever hear of a zoom lens?
By anonymous, on December 8, 2011 09:20:15
My money's on that they're doing iVF for twins or triplets (since no one has those). Kris is probably trying to sell the photos already of "the miracles".
By Lucy, on December 8, 2011 10:20:49
TODD STUPID KHLOE NO KONG!!! TODD VERY STUPID!!!
By MPT, on December 8, 2011 14:12:39
Khloe without make-up (prepare for ugliness overload): http://cityrag.com/2011/12/khloe-kardashian-bagged/khloe-kardashian-bag-2/
By Not A K, on December 8, 2011 18:30:42
I can't have kids and I'm a 24-year-old woman. I have a hormone disorder and the only way I could *possibly* get pregnant is through IVF, which really does cost $10,000-$15,000 a pop... but I make that much a year working full time. So... kids are out of the question for me and my husband. The good news? We've been together four years and we've never ONCE used a condom, pull-out or birth control. I guess there's a silver lining to everything.
By Yep, on December 10, 2011 10:09:05
She's not all that tall, it's because her sisters are midgets. Granted I find Kim beautiful, but the other two, nope.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2011 17:34:37
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