actually, those figures are wrong. Betty Ford was nowhere close to that amount and all the bail numbers are wrong as she only has to put down 10% of the amount, not the whole amount.
#3 & 4 are right; they pay 10% typically of the bail amount upfront (that's the part that doesn't get paid back; it's the fee to the bail bondsman). If we adjust these figures, I figure it's ~ $522,000 total that she had to pay for being a stupid dumbass.
HOWEVER...
BLOWhan made $1.01 million, but 10% goes off the top to her pimpager, white oprah. She is also a California resident, so she pays ~ 45% in state & federal taxes. Which means she ultimately received $499,950 out of this. AND... let's not forget that the stupid dumbass owed $600,000 in credit card debts (per posts on this site). So, I put her still $622,050 in the hole. I give it about 2-3 months until a "stolen sex tape" shows up (like #2 indicated). However, given how flabby, unattractive and basically disgusting she is, I suspect there won't be much interest...
Exactly #1. But Larry isn't going to go for this "tastefully done" bullshit. He'll have that camera shoved so far up her twat you'll be able to see her freckles from the inside.
Durham is a good place to hide with the rest of the fuckups.I am from The Bull City,Jordan High all the way bitches!!!!!Class of...well it really doesn't matter.
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Leave Your CommentShe went back on her word and did Playboy, won't be long till she needs another million and works out a deal with Larry Flynt.
By anonymous, on December 22, 2011 05:57:59
I'm going to make a wild guess and assume a "stolen" sex tape is on the way.
By Nice double chin slut, on December 22, 2011 07:28:11
Big problem with this commentary - bail money gets returned. Unless you don't show up for court. Which she usually does eventually.
By BarSmart, on December 22, 2011 08:55:41
You do know that she gets the majority of all the bail money back right?
By anonymous, on December 22, 2011 10:32:14
Is that a recent photo of her? What the holy eff happened to her face? Please get the sex tape out real soon. She is way past her expiration date.
By M. Lohan, on December 22, 2011 12:14:29
actually, those figures are wrong. Betty Ford was nowhere close to that amount and all the bail numbers are wrong as she only has to put down 10% of the amount, not the whole amount.
By anonymous, on December 22, 2011 12:25:53
3&4 got it right.
By anonymous, on December 22, 2011 12:28:13
She looks like Bette Davis in her final years - Bless the old goat - YIKES!
By WhateverHappenedtoBabyJane?, on December 22, 2011 13:40:45
See Linsay! See Lindsay suck! Suck,Lindsay,Suck!!!
By joesmoke, on December 22, 2011 16:45:06
#3 & 4 are right; they pay 10% typically of the bail amount upfront (that's the part that doesn't get paid back; it's the fee to the bail bondsman). If we adjust these figures, I figure it's ~ $522,000 total that she had to pay for being a stupid dumbass.
HOWEVER...
BLOWhan made $1.01 million, but 10% goes off the top to her pimpager, white oprah. She is also a California resident, so she pays ~ 45% in state & federal taxes. Which means she ultimately received $499,950 out of this. AND... let's not forget that the stupid dumbass owed $600,000 in credit card debts (per posts on this site). So, I put her still $622,050 in the hole. I give it about 2-3 months until a "stolen sex tape" shows up (like #2 indicated). However, given how flabby, unattractive and basically disgusting she is, I suspect there won't be much interest...
By anonymous, on December 22, 2011 19:49:30
Her second chin is coming in nicely.
By anonymous, on December 22, 2011 20:28:13
Exactly #1. But Larry isn't going to go for this "tastefully done" bullshit. He'll have that camera shoved so far up her twat you'll be able to see her freckles from the inside.
By anonymous, on December 22, 2011 20:31:14
Durham is a good place to hide with the rest of the fuckups.I am from The Bull City,Jordan High all the way bitches!!!!!Class of...well it really doesn't matter.
By Spermcannon, on December 23, 2011 13:12:40
When the "career" is going down the shitter! You can always count on hef or Larry and when that doesn't work vivid is always hiring!!!
By anonymous, on December 24, 2011 07:42:06
She needed the D.. and to pay for some stuff that was ordered.. there.. courier..
By anonymous, on December 25, 2011 08:44:13
What the fuck is going on under her chin? She already had a tuck? She's HALF MY FUCKING AGE.
By anonymous, on December 29, 2011 09:42:46
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