the pics in playboy are boring anyways like all playboy pictures are no pussy no butthole and they gave her 1 million what a waste of money ,heff should had donated that money to the needy ,that issue is going to be the worst in playboy history
If Playboy was smart, they would have upheld some of her check until she completed her media obligations. This little "travel-related issue" may have cost her a month's worth of coke payments.
Those photos are so boring, and the most air-brushed things I've ever seen. Looked like drawings, not pics.
Those Hawaii bikini pics were gross and I had rush to the industrial eye wash sink. There should have been a warning or something especially that flat ass of hers and I saw a couple of zits that needed popping.
Such bullshit. I'm sure she'd like everyone to believe her bullshit story about how her purse was stolen then returned, but the problem is her passport was returned (btw, who the fuck takes a passport to HAWAII; state ID to fly is fine, as is a driver's license, which she brought as well as she was seen driving on Oahu). There was no "travel related issue"; all the stupid whore had to do was show up for her flight, but she blew it off so she could stay longer. Or she couldn't drag her drugged up ass out of bed; you pick one.
She's done this before. You may remember a story ~ 3 years ago where she was to be some european dude's date for his party; he was going to pay her $250,000 just to show up. All the stupid bitch had to do was show up for her flight & she'd receive $250,000 upon it landing, but she missed that one as well. The reason? She was "too busy shopping" and actually thought they'd hold up a commercial flight for 2 hours for her. Un-fucking-believable...
I don't watch her current show, and I seem to remember her old sitcom blowing chunks but I have to give Ellen props for not putting up with Lindsay's shit.
#6 winehouse couldn't sing for shit. She either sounded like she had a dick in her mouth or her ass or both. Leave to lindsay to ruin her ties to one of the few people who still gave her a chance. Too late now though
Lindsay's replacement on Ellen was Paris Jackson. Who would have thought that the daughter of one of the biggest freaks ever would be the one to have her shit together. Cocaine is a helluva drug.
The issue with Carnie Wilson of Wilson Phillips represented an all-time low for Playboy. Even with Lohan, things can only get better. But the overall vibe of the magazine is getting (has gotten) downright creepy. It needs radical change.
In the litany of blowhan fuckups, this may be the worst one ever. There is only ONE person in hollywood who would throw softballs at her, and that is Ellen Degeneres. Now that she's arrogantly & dismissively blown off Ellen's show at the very last second, good luck getting on there again. From this point forward, the only people who will interview her are porn website owners, who will ask if she really will blow a dude & get fucked & get buttfucked & jack off 2 dudes all at the same time as she's promised...
Smart move by cLeptOHAN to distance herself from the Queen of Dykedom and Lesboland straight off a nude photo shoot for a Mens Mag like Playboy. One step closer to getting cLeptOHAN back on the beef. Sweet!
Lyndsey's a mess but wouldn't you rather come home to her then Natalie Portman, spread out on the couch fervently jiggling her fat cunt with her fingers on her red beef curtain vibrating at 180 RPM's -- Faster then one of those machines that shakes up PAINT -- She could catch her own bush on fire the way she tugs and jiggles that fat Vaj of hers... But then you'd have to listen to her bitch about everything even though she's turned about every movie into trite idiotic crap with her flapping fat cut. Spraying her brown swan diarrhea out of her little anus button.
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By anonymous, on December 14, 2011 06:25:01
You can't fix retarded.
By anonymous, on December 14, 2011 07:24:26
After seeing those bikini pics of her in Hawaii, I'm having a hard time admitting that I would still fuck her. Her looks are going up in smoke.
By anonymous, on December 14, 2011 07:29:40
I'm confused and befuddled. In some photos she looks eminently fuckable, in others, like a low down skank ho. Ahhhhh!
By anonymous, on December 14, 2011 07:32:33
the pics in playboy are boring anyways like all playboy pictures are no pussy no butthole and they gave her 1 million what a waste of money ,heff should had donated that money to the needy ,that issue is going to be the worst in playboy history
By Hey LILO piss off , on December 14, 2011 07:40:38
FFS why did we have to lose Amy Winehouse, and not this bitch?? At least Winehouse could sing!
*this is the only time I will ever utter the previous statement...
By anonymous, on December 14, 2011 07:43:51
If Playboy was smart, they would have upheld some of her check until she completed her media obligations. This little "travel-related issue" may have cost her a month's worth of coke payments.
Those photos are so boring, and the most air-brushed things I've ever seen. Looked like drawings, not pics.
By anonymous, on December 14, 2011 08:37:03
Those Hawaii bikini pics were gross and I had rush to the industrial eye wash sink.
There should have been a warning or something especially that flat ass of hers and I saw a couple of zits that needed popping.
By anonymous, on December 14, 2011 08:56:41
what i need to know is how she went to hawaii and still came back looking like that.
By biff, on December 14, 2011 09:17:45
Such bullshit. I'm sure she'd like everyone to believe her bullshit story about how her purse was stolen then returned, but the problem is her passport was returned (btw, who the fuck takes a passport to HAWAII; state ID to fly is fine, as is a driver's license, which she brought as well as she was seen driving on Oahu). There was no "travel related issue"; all the stupid whore had to do was show up for her flight, but she blew it off so she could stay longer. Or she couldn't drag her drugged up ass out of bed; you pick one.
She's done this before. You may remember a story ~ 3 years ago where she was to be some european dude's date for his party; he was going to pay her $250,000 just to show up. All the stupid bitch had to do was show up for her flight & she'd receive $250,000 upon it landing, but she missed that one as well. The reason? She was "too busy shopping" and actually thought they'd hold up a commercial flight for 2 hours for her. Un-fucking-believable...
By anonymous, on December 14, 2011 09:19:03
I don't watch her current show, and I seem to remember her old sitcom blowing chunks but I have to give Ellen props for not putting up with Lindsay's shit.
By anonymous, on December 14, 2011 09:22:48
#6 winehouse couldn't sing for shit. She either sounded like she had a dick in her mouth or her ass or both. Leave to lindsay to ruin her ties to one of the few people who still gave her a chance. Too late now though
By anonymous, on December 14, 2011 09:56:51
one thing we know about Lindsay is she does not wear panties
By anonymous, on December 14, 2011 10:42:29
Lindsay's replacement on Ellen was Paris Jackson. Who would have thought that the daughter of one of the biggest freaks ever would be the one to have her shit together. Cocaine is a helluva drug.
By anonymous, on December 14, 2011 11:50:20
The issue with Carnie Wilson of Wilson Phillips represented an all-time low for Playboy. Even with Lohan, things can only get better. But the overall vibe of the magazine is getting (has gotten) downright creepy. It needs radical change.
By anonymous, on December 14, 2011 12:09:27
Lindsay's behavior just validates and verify's my personal belief that she is moving to her new carreer as porn star at a fast clip. Go Linsay!!
By BudFocker, on December 14, 2011 12:12:59
In the litany of blowhan fuckups, this may be the worst one ever. There is only ONE person in hollywood who would throw softballs at her, and that is Ellen Degeneres. Now that she's arrogantly & dismissively blown off Ellen's show at the very last second, good luck getting on there again. From this point forward, the only people who will interview her are porn website owners, who will ask if she really will blow a dude & get fucked & get buttfucked & jack off 2 dudes all at the same time as she's promised...
By anonymous, on December 14, 2011 13:13:41
She's fat in that pic. I guess she's drinking again?
Anyhoo, she's still the most boring woman on the planet.
By Sociopaths don't interest me, on December 14, 2011 13:24:19
what is in her carry on bag? probably a kilo of cocaine.
By anonymous, on December 14, 2011 16:04:17
Stupid old fucker Hefner gave the crack whore bitch a million bucks. We all knew what would happen.
She blew it already, snorting coke off cocks.
By anonymous, on December 14, 2011 19:31:12
I would eat every disease out of her freckled corn thrower
By Ramone , on December 15, 2011 01:56:30
Smart move by cLeptOHAN to distance herself from the Queen of Dykedom and Lesboland straight off a nude photo shoot for a Mens Mag like Playboy. One step closer to getting cLeptOHAN back on the beef. Sweet!
By Whiskey_Tango_Fox_is_going_on, on December 15, 2011 02:05:06
Todd you are at your funniest when spouting about this rancid bitch....keep up the good work!
By Paully, on December 15, 2011 02:05:55
Lol @ "freckled corn thrower".
By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 02:40:22
Lyndsey's a mess but wouldn't you rather come home to her then Natalie Portman, spread out on the couch fervently jiggling her fat cunt with her fingers on her red beef curtain vibrating at 180 RPM's -- Faster then one of those machines that shakes up PAINT -- She could catch her own bush on fire the way she tugs and jiggles that fat Vaj of hers... But then you'd have to listen to her bitch about everything even though she's turned about every movie into trite idiotic crap with her flapping fat cut. Spraying her brown swan diarrhea out of her little anus button.
By Mike Meadavoy, on December 15, 2011 06:17:35
Hope Playboy can sue her somehow.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 06:46:37
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