Fuck it - nobody even buys Playboy anymore. It's like watching your grandpa's porn...out of touch with the real world. That said, I'm even more disappointed that they've put assistant crack whore Lilo in their rag. Uck. She may appeal to people who find toothless, STD-pox covered, drug-addled, suck-your-dick-for-a-hit-off-a-crack-pipe has-beens attractive...you know: the readers of Playboy!
I read that the lethal odor from her acid snatch knocked people unconscious during the photo shoot. The photographer was forced to wear a gas mask and the entire building has been under quarantine ever since.
I went to a school choir recital and it was d.a.r.e week so the kids had made anti-drug posters. one girl used lindsey lohan as her subject matter to discourage others from trying drugs.
You know the first step of recovery is admitting you have a problem. I have a problem; I want to screw her brains out even now. I would pound that ginger pussy of hers until she couldn't walk. There, I admitted it; now I have to start the long ardous road to recovery. Pray for me.
Well since we've already seen her tits, and since everyone in Playboy hides their pussy, what is this gonna be like? Lindsay used to be so hot, I wonder how much more money she would have gotten if she'd done this spread a few years ago.
SHE MUST BE NUTS IF SHE THINKS SHE EVEN REMOTELY RESEMBLES MARILYN . GOOD DGOD EVEN THE POSE IS AWKWARD , CLUMSY , UNCOUTH .. MARILYN SHE AIN'T . KEEP DREAMIN' SKANKOLA
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By fucking whores are everywhere, on December 8, 2011 06:02:36
Drugs or no drugs, I'd still bang her!
By anonymous, on December 8, 2011 06:02:53
I'd pay more than the newstand price to NOT see the pictures.
By anonymous, on December 8, 2011 06:08:47
No doubt airbrushed to the point she's unrecognizable!
By fubar, on December 8, 2011 06:12:18
tara reid ?
By anonymous, on December 8, 2011 06:21:36
Very underwhelming. No 4 is right - it does not even look like her.
By anonymous, on December 8, 2011 06:25:27
Fuck it - nobody even buys Playboy anymore. It's like watching your grandpa's porn...out of touch with the real world. That said, I'm even more disappointed that they've put assistant crack whore Lilo in their rag. Uck. She may appeal to people who find toothless, STD-pox covered, drug-addled, suck-your-dick-for-a-hit-off-a-crack-pipe has-beens attractive...you know: the readers of Playboy!
By Perez Hilton Blows Himself, on December 8, 2011 06:37:47
i cant understand what happened to this girl at all once a promising actress now to this....smh
By emma, on December 8, 2011 07:08:35
Even with photoshop, all that glossiness and being out of focus she still looks skanktacular. I'm getting itchy down there just looking at it.
By duder, on December 8, 2011 07:11:35
I dont know one guy that buys playboy any more. It was cool when you were thirteen, not so much at thirty.
By anonymous, on December 8, 2011 07:38:50
Can't wait to see her albino nipples. Yum.
By anonymous, on December 8, 2011 07:58:29
wait- steve jobs met andy warhol?
whos steve jobs?
whos andy warhol?
By hef, on December 8, 2011 08:17:05
I read that the lethal odor from her acid snatch knocked people unconscious during the photo shoot. The photographer was forced to wear a gas mask and the entire building has been under quarantine ever since.
By anonymous, on December 8, 2011 08:33:22
wow-she looks awful!
By anonymous, on December 8, 2011 09:34:19
Epic fail. I can see plenty of hot, naked chicks on the internet for free. Why would you pay to see a photoshopped into oblivion freckled skank?
By anonymous, on December 8, 2011 13:17:53
I went to a school choir recital and it was d.a.r.e week so the kids had made anti-drug posters. one girl used lindsey lohan as her subject matter to discourage others from trying drugs.
By anonymous, on December 8, 2011 14:08:59
reminds me of the Family guy quote: "Don't worry, we can throw that chair away"
By anonymous, on December 8, 2011 14:36:20
Hee at #17.
This is what coke and cock will do to you. I'm surprised she made the cover.
By Veronica, on December 8, 2011 15:16:06
I'm dying over #13...
By anonymous, on December 8, 2011 16:26:05
What a rapid, spectacular descent she has 'enjoyed'. I can't think of another starlet who has thrown away so much at such a young age.
By Red Cat, on December 8, 2011 19:53:31
this just goes to show how LOW playboy has gotten.
By anonymous, on December 8, 2011 22:39:40
You know the first step of recovery is admitting you have a problem.
I have a problem; I want to screw her brains out even now. I would pound that ginger pussy of hers until she couldn't walk.
There, I admitted it; now I have to start the long ardous road to recovery. Pray for me.
By 12 step lindsay detoxification program, on December 9, 2011 02:27:28
This would've been awesome a 100 years ago, yanno... before she went from 18 to 50.
By anonymous, on December 9, 2011 03:11:41
Well since we've already seen her tits, and since everyone in Playboy hides their pussy, what is this gonna be like? Lindsay used to be so hot, I wonder how much more money she would have gotten if she'd done this spread a few years ago.
By anonymous, on December 9, 2011 03:13:42
I hate her with blonde hair. It looks awful.
By anonymous, on December 9, 2011 14:28:23
SHE MUST BE NUTS IF SHE THINKS SHE EVEN REMOTELY RESEMBLES MARILYN .
GOOD DGOD EVEN THE POSE IS AWKWARD , CLUMSY , UNCOUTH ..
MARILYN SHE AIN'T .
KEEP DREAMIN' SKANKOLA
By anonymous, on December 11, 2011 00:22:37
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