I would bang Paula harder and longer than the Colts winless streak I'd make her orgasm like the last half of a Bronco's 4th quarter She's still hot. Crazee sex is better than "oh, bother, Christopher Robin" sex with Simon
Id fuck Paula over Lindsay. Fact. That's not to say that it might have to be doggystyle only while watching her videos from 20 years ago to get the job done. But at least she still takes care of herself.
I can't believe he went there. I always heard how good he was to all his women, even after they were Xs. For him to say that about a woman he worked with so long is really hurtful. Yes Paula's a bit crazy but she still has feelings. How completely classless.
She was so hot at one time. Now? She is not Sarah Jessica Parker ugly scary, but she is looking old, and men are going to increasingly laugh at her sexuality, rather than appreciate it.
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Leave Your Commentwhat do you expect from a former pretty girl who got old?
cautionary tale ladies . . . once your looks die you'll want to fuck an old ugly Brit guy.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 07:53:33
Paula would be good for a few kinky fucks but you would have to ditch her soon after before she got her crazy hooks to deep into you..
By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 08:05:49
Paula is still hot.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 08:10:17
Well, Cowell is a pole smoker so.....
By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 08:46:17
I would bang Paula harder and longer than the Colts winless streak
I'd make her orgasm like the last half of a Bronco's 4th quarter
She's still hot.
Crazee sex is better than "oh, bother, Christopher Robin" sex with Simon
By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 09:53:31
Oh yeah, Simon, sure, she wanted to suckle your GIGANTIC MANBOOBS!
By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 11:10:14
Ida payed for that sex tape!
By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 11:49:54
Id fuck Paula over Lindsay. Fact. That's not to say that it might have to be doggystyle only while watching her videos from 20 years ago to get the job done. But at least she still takes care of herself.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 12:11:39
The crazy women are the most fun in bed. This was a lost opportunity for Simon. Please send her to my house - I think she is hhhhot!
By Midlife Bachelor, on December 15, 2011 13:01:46
When it comes to a one night stand...there is no afters.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 13:28:25
Real men have mantitties.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 13:42:05
Let's get her side of the story before we believe this bullshit, shall we?
By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 13:58:11
I can't believe he went there. I always heard how good he was to all his women, even after they were Xs. For him to say that about a woman he worked with so long is really hurtful. Yes Paula's a bit crazy but she still has feelings. How completely classless.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 16:26:49
Simon is the British Donald Trump and wants to bang himself. Paula ain't nothing to brag about and while we are at it, FUCK Piers Morgan.
By anonymous, on December 16, 2011 01:59:24
She was so hot at one time. Now? She is not Sarah Jessica Parker ugly scary, but she is looking old, and men are going to increasingly laugh at her sexuality, rather than appreciate it.
Time is cruel to women.
By anonymous, on December 16, 2011 02:44:40
#15 do you remember Marlon Brando...time was cruel to him.
By anonymous, on December 16, 2011 13:58:02
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