so on one hand we have someone whose image is a mix of Lisa Frank and roofies, and on the other, someone whose schedule involved regularly fucking anything that walked.
yes, can totally see how this would be an eternal bond in the making
I love it when a girl's thighs don't touch. If you can fit a pack of cigarettes between her legs while shes standing straight then you can confirm you have found the gates of Elysium.
"And people wonder why the entire world is slowly realizing that organized religion is stupid."
Sorry dude, but FAIL. What is stupid here is the cherry picking of ethics/morals, and the stupid idea that it's okay to divorce as long as you aren't the one FILING for it. That's not in any religious doctrine I've ever heard of.
So no, religion isn't stupid. Katy Perry is. And yes, I hate people of all religious stripes (plus atheists) who like to cherry pick whatever they do/don't believe in. Either belong to a fucking religion, or don't.
God is cool with you abandoning your career as a Christian singer to sell your soul for fame and fortune by jacking up your tits and singing about being a lesbian and writing songs with thinly-veiled lyrics about giving blowjobs to boost California's tourism industry, but he'll strike you dead if you even think divorcing a sex addict who's done enough heroin to kill a dragon?
Look I am often offended by this site other times I laugh. I beleive we are not a biological accident and I believe their can be only one creator. Further he does not create man to kill and hate one another. But to be real we must have a choice and more often then not we choose to make a joke of his work and he will judge that at the end until then it is up to us to be the best human we can - if you dont believe that ok THERE IS YOUR CHOICE. She is lost - that is becuase of her choices. It is not about organized religion it is about Christ - dont judge Him by these people read about Him. He never wanted anything but the best for you. Love in the New Year!
"She's a "Christian" who kisses girls and likes it while shooting sparks from her tits." That's almost enough to get me to go to church to meet one. Almost. Still nowhere near enough to believe in god. Particularly the one who wants you to do what he commands or you burn in a lake of fire for all eternity. But he loves you, and according to the preachers he needs you money.
Anyone whose grown up in the bible belt wouldn't be the least bit surprised by the cognitive dissonance on display here, as its standard operating procedure in these parts.
Also, I'm convinced that she got married solely so she could screw around without having to worry about facing the wrath of both her parents and the Baby J - Once the newness/excitement of it (sex) wore off, the relationship was finished.
@22 I doubt that, she has very low standards of morality when it comes to sex (given her religious background). She showed off in interviews about how she made Russell wait for sex. And by this she meant they had sex 2 weeks after they met and not on the first night. Classy.
She's never claimed to be a virgin or against sex before marriage and loves the gays. That is all fine but NOT when you claim to follow a religion that is against all that. Like Todd and others have said, either have a religion and follow it or don't claim to be religious!
It is amazing how many people still follow a religion. Why would you follow something that tells you you are going to burn in a lake of fire for eternity if you do not believe there is an invisible man in the sky watching everything you do. Nothing but scare tactics. Maybe in my next life civilization will be past religion and we will be able to finish evolving.
What's saddest of all is that, in any other era, these 2 would be C-list celebs at best Has anyone asked khloe kuntassian's hairdresser's garbageman's cousin's dog's opinion of this?
Being religious is not the issue here; religion is not to blame. What is to blame is she is CLEARLY not a religious person, yet lies in claiming that she is. As said before, she dresses like a dumbass with the stupid candy canes & other bullshit, constantly pushes her tits in everyone's faces to make sure everyone knows she's got a huge rack, sings songs about kissing girls & sucking dick, and married a drug addicted sex addict who's fucked every ho in hollywood. She's as dishonest as it gets; that's whats the real issue here. She obviously doesn't give a shit about hurting her parents; she had him do it because she's unable to deal with her failure & wanted to leave town when it hit. She's not only a liar, but a coward as well; she's trash.
You nailed it Todd. Don't listen to the commenters either that believe if a dude in the clouds yet condemn other religions for believing in variations of what they do. Religious is the opiate of the masses, and why would you believe anything an opiate addict has to say.
#35 obviously you haven't read the posts about Miss Terro-USA (that always gets 100+ comments)
And the most dedicated adherents to their religion teaching were the 9/11 murderers, who other members of that religion claim "hijacked" the religion, yet have condemned obl the way they condemned Danish papers or the Satanic Verses guy Todd is correct in attacking the hypocrosy of people who treat their religion like a buffet.
Christians, the most hypocritical group of idiots next to the Catholics. The largest religions are still nothing more than taxing, pyramid scheming, bully groups of people that have turned their religions into businesses and want to force everyone else into doing things THEIR way. It's OK for a song but that's where the laughter stops.
Please tell me she was raised to believe 'finally' showing us her boobs is what God wants (he works in mysterious ways Katie and were all pretty sure he wants you to cheer yourself up by doing playboy)
You'd have to be an idiot bigger than Katy Perry to say religion is at fault for her idiotic ideas. The girl is clearly clueless. She is a natural blonde, which explains things a bit.
You'd have to be an idiot bigger than Katy Perry to say religion is at fault for her idiotic ideas. The girl is clearly clueless. She is a natural blonde, which explains things a bit.
The problem isn't God, its Katy Perry. She couldn't hack it as a Christian singer or wasn't really one to start, and ended up in the persona she is now. Its like Oprah saying she's a Christian, yet thinks she's her own religion and there are many ways to God. If you are Christian, you don't think that.
Katy sold her soul to sell records. You don't hear any other Christian artist singing about sex with ET, or licking lollipops, or kissing girls.
To say God approves of Katy singing those is idiotic on your part.
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By Paula, on December 31, 2011 05:47:58
Brilliant. Calling it like only Todd can...
By Kristin, on December 31, 2011 05:52:10
She's a "Christian" who kisses girls and likes it while shooting sparks from her tits. Uh, OK.
By anonymous, on December 31, 2011 06:12:54
Well said Todd. Your genius is underestimated. .
By anonymous, on December 31, 2011 06:39:44
First rule of "Divorce Club" everybody lies
Second rule of "Divorce Club" who lies first defines the divorce.
By anonymous, on December 31, 2011 06:56:52
religions are bullshit
By anonymous, on December 31, 2011 07:18:29
so on one hand we have someone whose image is a mix of Lisa Frank and roofies, and on the other, someone whose schedule involved regularly fucking anything that walked.
yes, can totally see how this would be an eternal bond in the making
By anonymous, on December 31, 2011 07:36:22
so fugly+unwatchable married tits+unlistenable and it didnt work out?
By anonymous, on December 31, 2011 07:40:48
I love it when a girl's thighs don't touch. If you can fit a pack of cigarettes between her legs while shes standing straight then you can confirm you have found the gates of Elysium.
By Chevy Chase, on December 31, 2011 07:47:55
Awesome comments Todd. Friggin brilliant and dead on!
By anonymous, on December 31, 2011 07:58:04
Yes, she does have nice titties.
By anonymous, on December 31, 2011 08:00:36
If it weren't for her big tits and auto tune this bitch would be flipping burgers at McDonalds.
By anonymous, on December 31, 2011 08:15:23
"And people wonder why the entire world is slowly realizing that organized religion is stupid."
Sorry dude, but FAIL. What is stupid here is the cherry picking of ethics/morals, and the stupid idea that it's okay to divorce as long as you aren't the one FILING for it. That's not in any religious doctrine I've ever heard of.
So no, religion isn't stupid. Katy Perry is. And yes, I hate people of all religious stripes (plus atheists) who like to cherry pick whatever they do/don't believe in. Either belong to a fucking religion, or don't.
By anonymous, on December 31, 2011 08:59:31
Tits.
By kachuks, on December 31, 2011 09:12:16
God is cool with you abandoning your career as a Christian singer to sell your soul for fame and fortune by jacking up your tits and singing about being a lesbian and writing songs with thinly-veiled lyrics about giving blowjobs to boost California's tourism industry, but he'll strike you dead if you even think divorcing a sex addict who's done enough heroin to kill a dragon?
Nailed it.
By anonymous, on December 31, 2011 10:23:31
Look I am often offended by this site other times I laugh. I beleive we are not a biological accident and I believe their can be only one creator. Further he does not create man to kill and hate one another. But to be real we must have a choice and more often then not we choose to make a joke of his work and he will judge that at the end until then it is up to us to be the best human we can - if you dont believe that ok THERE IS YOUR CHOICE. She is lost - that is becuase of her choices. It is not about organized religion it is about Christ - dont judge Him by these people read about Him. He never wanted anything but the best for you. Love in the New Year!
By anonymous, on December 31, 2011 10:28:08
Greatest post yet. Truth and titties. Awesome.
By Javier, on December 31, 2011 10:28:40
"She's a "Christian" who kisses girls and likes it while shooting sparks from her tits." That's almost enough to get me to go to church to meet one. Almost. Still nowhere near enough to believe in god. Particularly the one who wants you to do what he commands or you burn in a lake of fire for all eternity. But he loves you, and according to the preachers he needs you money.
By anonymous, on December 31, 2011 10:43:31
Jesus Christ is the Son of God. Also Todd is quite clever.
By anonymous, on December 31, 2011 12:02:11
People are stupid. Religion is not. Todd, you are an idiot.
By anonymous, on December 31, 2011 12:47:12
It is not surprising. I am glad there are not kids in involved. I hope that they had a pre-nup. Good luck to both of them.
By Utah Divorce Attorney, on December 31, 2011 13:48:48
Anyone whose grown up in the bible belt wouldn't be the least bit surprised by the cognitive dissonance on display here, as its standard operating procedure in these parts.
Also, I'm convinced that she got married solely so she could screw around without having to worry about facing the wrath of both her parents and the Baby J - Once the newness/excitement of it (sex) wore off, the relationship was finished.
By JFS3461, on December 31, 2011 14:16:23
Hahaahahhahahaha so so so true.
By Dana, on December 31, 2011 15:09:10
@22 I doubt that, she has very low standards of morality when it comes to sex (given her religious background). She showed off in interviews about how she made Russell wait for sex. And by this she meant they had sex 2 weeks after they met and not on the first night. Classy.
She's never claimed to be a virgin or against sex before marriage and loves the gays. That is all fine but NOT when you claim to follow a religion that is against all that. Like Todd and others have said, either have a religion and follow it or don't claim to be religious!
By anonymous, on December 31, 2011 15:10:04
I'm sorry but I find it highly suspect Katy Perry claims to be as devout a believer as she says she is.
No 13, you're my hero bro/sis lol.
By FlawedCynic, on December 31, 2011 16:12:13
It is amazing how many people still follow a religion. Why would you follow something that tells you you are going to burn in a lake of fire for eternity if you do not believe there is an invisible man in the sky watching everything you do. Nothing but scare tactics. Maybe in my next life civilization will be past religion and we will be able to finish evolving.
By anonymous, on December 31, 2011 16:32:25
What's saddest of all is that, in any other era, these 2 would be C-list celebs at best
Has anyone asked khloe kuntassian's hairdresser's garbageman's cousin's dog's opinion of this?
By World Class Dick, on December 31, 2011 16:49:50
It is amazing how many people still follow a religion
Maybe in my next life
Umm....
By anonymous, on December 31, 2011 18:54:59
Russell is an unfunny anti-american asshole with bipolar disorder. I support Katy 100% over this douchebag.
By Girlfriend made a mistake, big deal, on December 31, 2011 18:58:42
Being religious is not the issue here; religion is not to blame. What is to blame is she is CLEARLY not a religious person, yet lies in claiming that she is. As said before, she dresses like a dumbass with the stupid candy canes & other bullshit, constantly pushes her tits in everyone's faces to make sure everyone knows she's got a huge rack, sings songs about kissing girls & sucking dick, and married a drug addicted sex addict who's fucked every ho in hollywood. She's as dishonest as it gets; that's whats the real issue here. She obviously doesn't give a shit about hurting her parents; she had him do it because she's unable to deal with her failure & wanted to leave town when it hit. She's not only a liar, but a coward as well; she's trash.
By anonymous, on December 31, 2011 20:28:15
You nailed it Todd. Don't listen to the commenters either that believe if a dude in the clouds yet condemn other religions for believing in variations of what they do. Religious is the opiate of the masses, and why would you believe anything an opiate addict has to say.
By anonymous, on December 31, 2011 21:24:30
This God guy seems a little bipolar. Either that, or the people who follow him have no fucking idea what he's telling them.
I think this is a great summary of religion altogether.
By anonymous, on January 1, 2012 03:46:15
Gotta love it when Atheist turds come out every time there's a post with even the slightest reference to religion.
Seriously, STFU. I'm not interested in your stupid religion either.
By anonymous, on January 1, 2012 05:19:40
Tell the world you are free, but don't blame God..
By anonymous, on January 1, 2012 05:23:48
lets see todd talk about muslims. yeah thats what i thought.
By anonymous, on January 1, 2012 06:06:36
Bravo Todd! Very well said, sir.
By anonymous, on January 1, 2012 08:42:12
#35 obviously you haven't read the posts about Miss Terro-USA (that always gets 100+ comments)
And the most dedicated adherents to their religion teaching were the 9/11 murderers, who other members of that religion claim "hijacked" the religion, yet have condemned obl the way they condemned Danish papers or the Satanic Verses guy
Todd is correct in attacking the hypocrosy of people who treat their religion like a buffet.
By muslims: declare AQ heretics, you cowards!, on January 1, 2012 09:25:27
Christians, the most hypocritical group of idiots next to the Catholics.
The largest religions are still nothing more than taxing, pyramid scheming, bully groups of people that have turned their religions into businesses and want to force everyone else into doing things THEIR way. It's OK for a song but that's where the laughter stops.
By AndyDandyWarhaul, on January 1, 2012 10:36:34
Well said #30
By Red Cat, on January 1, 2012 11:30:19
#35 That's todd's other site, mohammed don't like you in that way. You should check it out, bitches in bhurkas.
By anonymous, on January 1, 2012 15:10:24
Please tell me she was raised to believe 'finally' showing us her boobs is what God wants (he works in mysterious ways Katie and were all pretty sure he wants you to cheer yourself up by doing playboy)
By anonymous, on January 2, 2012 02:54:35
I love #30's wonderful description of the 'No true Scotsman' fallacy.
By anonymous, on January 2, 2012 03:37:18
jesus was a business man, religious buildings are just the franchises.
By anonymous, on January 2, 2012 10:03:39
yep, #30 has it right.
By Frizzell, on January 2, 2012 10:23:07
You'd have to be an idiot bigger than Katy Perry to say religion is at fault for her idiotic ideas. The girl is clearly clueless. She is a natural blonde, which explains things a bit.
By anonymous, on January 2, 2012 13:41:30
You'd have to be an idiot bigger than Katy Perry to say religion is at fault for her idiotic ideas. The girl is clearly clueless. She is a natural blonde, which explains things a bit.
By anonymous, on January 2, 2012 14:55:16
The problem isn't God, its Katy Perry. She couldn't hack it as a Christian singer or wasn't really one to start, and ended up in the persona she is now. Its like Oprah saying she's a Christian, yet thinks she's her own religion and there are many ways to God. If you are Christian, you don't think that.
Katy sold her soul to sell records. You don't hear any other Christian artist singing about sex with ET, or licking lollipops, or kissing girls.
To say God approves of Katy singing those is idiotic on your part.
By Piggles, on January 3, 2012 03:14:44
What would Andy Griffith do?
By anonymous, on January 3, 2012 05:04:21
"the people who follow him have no fucking idea what he's telling them."
Perfectly concise and correct.
By Pat C., on January 3, 2012 12:11:25
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