The Obamas Have A New Family Portrait

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  1. You're going to pick on a couple of kids? Fuck you.

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 06:25:52

  2. Damn nigga dat's cold

    By willard m. romney, on December 15, 2011 06:26:00

  3. Making fun of kids: The sign of a real man. Save the rude comments for someone your own size.

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 06:28:37

  4. War Horse? Bahahahahaaha....that was great. Hey, #1, 2 and 3, GO FUCK YOURSELVES. If you don't like it, go over to MSNBC and HuffPo where you can shit yourself slobbering over the first family.

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 06:33:04

  5. if u wanna talk shit, don't do it anonymous

    By Ron Mexico, on December 15, 2011 06:34:23

  6. Seriously. Fuck you. Bag on Lohan or the Kardashians all you want - they put themselves out there as attention whores and so they deserve what they get. Even if you don't like Obama, his kids are just KIDS for crying out loud. Go eat a bag of dicks if you think this is funny.

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 06:35:35

  7. Lighten up clowns- it is OK to make fun of retards, sluts, D Bags, and losers but not a couple of ugly ass kids???
    I found the comment to be incredibly hilarious.
    Keep up the good work!! If you can;t take a joke then F You!!!

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 06:38:08

  8. What with the heads welded to each other.

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 06:39:10

  9. Ah, the man who has no issue raising daughters in a country where they can be locked up and detained until they fucking rot. Great illusion Mr. President.

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 06:45:11

  10. Before the pic was taken Obama probably said "Smile, we got all da white cracka's money!"

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 06:48:56

  11. "A Conservative is a heavily armed white Christian gentleman, generally from the flyover part of America. When subjected to the company of a normal human being, (i.e. anyone who can read, or a black person), they become highly agitated. Their society is illiterate, and their main goals in life are to "get rid off all the Messicans", stop "the homos" from gay-marryin', and attain double-diamond status with Amway. Their main cultural activities include finding creative uses for their bathtubs, improving their figures through drinking, and providing insightful viewpoints on the role of diversity in America today."

    By Otto, on December 15, 2011 06:50:04

  12. Lay off of Miley. She's mine!!!

    By Ignacio, on December 15, 2011 06:53:41

  13. Too far, too far. Those kids didn't ask to be public figures, they just got 'lucky' to have power hungry parents. Stick to making fun of the Kardashians. If #4 and #7 are the kind of readers you want, then you may be just as bad as a Kardashian.

    By Nicky, on December 15, 2011 06:58:03

  14. Well he just approved indefinite detention for US citizens, and backed off taxing the "Job Creators" (wink, wink). With friends like this, who needs Conservatives?

    By Otto, on December 15, 2011 06:58:54

  15. Have a Merry Impoverished Christmas 2011.

    The Obamas

    One of two Americans is now living in poverty.

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 07:05:18

  16. Why bother scolding Todd for insulting innocent kids? As the offspring of two Ivy educated lawyers and the POTUS, we can safely assume that these girls are SET for life. Todd's opinion is a galaxy away from their radar screen.

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 07:07:49

  17. "Making fun of kids: The sign of a real man. Save the rude comments for someone your own size."

    I guess that someone would be a little prick.

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 07:30:18

  18. *Obamas is the plural. Obama's is singular possessive. FYI.

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 07:32:33

  19. Won't be as harsh as the other comments but have to agree, these kids in particular are not in the spotlight like these mickey mouse tween stars we have running all over film and TV. let's leave them be and make fun of those who are actually doing stupid things to ruin their lives.

    By Suikakuju, on December 15, 2011 08:03:59

  20. Fuck you asshole!!!

    By Gern Blansten, on December 15, 2011 08:12:52

  21. I love how a guy named "Ron Mexico" says don't talk shit anonymously. Das my gubmint name.

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 08:29:04

  22. #15

    Care to reference that statistic? Was it your ass? Because it's full of shit. Maybe you just suck at math. Poverty was at 15% last quarter, that's nowhere near 1 out of 2. Maybe you're in poverty and if so you deserve it. Fuckin idiots like you shouldn't be allowed to work. What you should be allowed to do is kill yourself. Go do it pussy.

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 08:50:47

  23. The one on the right looks like she's ready to take a load to the face. Delicious.

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 08:52:07

  24. Why does his head look Photoshopped?

    "Mommy, why is this man sitting next to me that's not Daddy?"

    "Girl, you know he's off golfing again, so we'll just photoshop his head in later."

    By Piggles, on December 15, 2011 09:06:27

  25. The ole' golf trope, huh? Never gets old.

    By Silky Johnson, on December 15, 2011 09:34:51

  26. O really don't like Obama, but that was kind of mean...

    By Kyle, on December 15, 2011 10:21:08

  27. how come presidents' daughter's are alwyas so ugly? is there a child of a president that isn't ugly? maybe the kennedy's?

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 10:29:57

  28. Obama next successful presidential bid will be for President of the Asshats, but lay off their children. The kids at Sidwell Friends already laughed at them behind their back. Grow-up, you've been hanging around Jess a little too long.

    By and oh, both Parties suck donkey's dick, on December 15, 2011 10:33:37

  29. token niggers

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 10:54:26

  30. #22 Go try reading the latest AP published today based on the latest Census numbers! By the way, we make over 200K per year by working hard, so maybe you should go kill yourself you fucking idiot!!

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 11:01:29

  31. #4 beat me to it...that pic is so funny. Get a grip to those who are freaking out. One is fat and one is ugly and the country is in the shitter. Oooohhh awwwwww "don't go there!!!!" STFU.

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 11:11:39

  32. Oh my god that forehead. I can't stop staring at that forehead. THE FOREHEAD WILL CRUSH US ALL. Somebody get this girl some bangs. It's a matter of national security.

    By Mel, on December 15, 2011 11:13:27

  33. Awwwwwww, boo hoo. Nothing like bleeding heart liberal hypocricy. Had it been a picture of Bush's daughters you'd be laughing your asses off and heaping on more.

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 11:14:30

  34. Yeah, the media dictates that you're only allowed to make fun of Presidential kids if they come from Republican families.

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 11:24:50

  35. Good god... Looks like someone dressed a family of monkeys up in their sunday best. Michelle STILL had a bigger dick than Barry.

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 11:28:43

  36. In complete agreement with No. 16.

    By Sorry, Todd, on December 15, 2011 11:52:10

  37. Ugly is as ugly does.

    Given the looks of their parents it's a wonder they came out to be as normal looking as they are now.

    They all have nice smiles but that is all.

    By J. Biden, on December 15, 2011 11:55:14

  38. Dame Malia body looks good but cover the head,ooh yeah...

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 12:05:30

  39. what's up with Michelle's man-hands? in fact couldn't the photographer instruct them to place all of their hands more gracefully? looks bizarre & tense.... feh...

    By gigi, on December 15, 2011 12:12:50

  40. If only you self-righteous pricks felt the same way about kids of parents like Sarah Palin. Everyone in her family from the baby on up got raked over the coals in much harsher terms.

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 12:20:48

  41. Had it been a picture of Bush's daughters you'd be laughing your asses off and heaping on more.

    ^^ That's the truth. What difference does it make anyway if you make fun of anyone. It's all for fun and you people need to lighten up. Go grab some egg nog.

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 12:24:47

  42. I've got it on good authority that 'blacks' heads are like velcro so when they put their heads together like that it gets stuck until they pull them apart. Then it makes that velcro sound.
    I got a friend who is black so I'm not racist.

    By tripod, on December 15, 2011 12:26:42

  43. I think they look OK.
    So, err, why are they on this site again?
    More T&A Todd, more T&A.

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 12:32:22

  44. I'd bang Bush's daughters like screen door in a tornado

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 12:37:38

  45. #16 Said all that needs to be said.

    Laugh it up, Retards - or don't. These two girls are the offspring of smart, highly successful parents and this faggy little gossip website isn't worth any of their time or consideration. Their lives will be rich enough regardless of what you jackoffs think.

    Comment section is CLOSED.

    By Barbara Bush's Diaper, on December 15, 2011 12:53:53

  46. Anyone else disturbed by the fact neither of them looks like their father?

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 13:41:25

  47. Since they are practicing Muslims, shouldn't the girls be wearing a burka?

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 14:08:17

  48. Jesus so Todd said the one kid is chubby and the other has the forehead of Helen Hunt what's the big fucking deal?

    By Les Gold, on December 15, 2011 14:30:58

  49. They are like Mr. Bojangles for the rich white people.

    By tripod, on December 15, 2011 14:56:31

  50. You know what's worse than a blogger making fun of a 13-year-old girl's looks?

    An anonymous commenter making jokes about pedophilia (I hope they're jokes).

    Maybe the blog owners should draw the line at publishing sexual comments about 10- and 13-year old girls.

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 15:17:54

  51. Don't be hatin on my War Horse. I love horsey's. I don't think she is as beautiful as my gorgeous War Horse.

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 15:41:58

  52. Who gives a crap? Congress is trying to destroy the Internet right now, and this D-bag will sign anything on his desk.

    Oh, and you know who looks like a horse? Michelle. Her teeth barely fit in her mouth, and she looks like a hag in this picture.

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 16:57:50

  53. I know at least half the people who visit this site hate Obama but it's a beautiful family portrait, so stfu and stick to criticizing him on ACTUAL ISSUES.

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 17:01:03

  54. Picking on the president's kids is poor taste (and seems to only happen to the Dem's kids). Actually, picking on any 10 and 13 year-old girls and insulting their looks is pretty mean-spirited. I slowly shake my head in a disapproving manner in your general direction, sir!

    By anonymous, on December 15, 2011 18:47:06

  55. WTF with Michelles's forearm. It's like 2 feet long and Barry's looks like it was chopped in half.

    But seriously, one fugly family.

    Although the 13 yr old will probably be plenty fu**able by the time she's 17.

    By kachuks, on December 15, 2011 19:14:39

  56. Its easy to smile when you're top dog in a socialist country
    "All animals are created equal. But some are more equal than others." -Orwell
    (And that, #11, is how you quote someone, dicklick)



    By Ron Paul 2012, on December 16, 2011 00:34:59

  57. Terrible President nice looking family. Go play some golf Barry

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2011 03:16:57

  58. 54, are you high? Did you miss the whole Bush era when everybody characterized his kids as hopeless party-animal alcoholics?

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2011 03:19:34

  59. 58 - yes, I did miss that. Pictures of adult children of a president drinking is not everybody characterizing them as anything. I'm willing to bet most Americans can't name the Bush's children, so I'm not inclined to believe your statement.

    Go ask ten people about recent presidential kids and one thing about them. I suspect you hear:
    Chelsea Clinton - someone caught heat for calling her ugly
    Jenna Bush is hot
    I think there was another Bush daughter

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2011 03:40:04

  60. oh wait, are you talking about when the media covered Jenna and Barbara Bush for being arrested on alcohol related charges? When the Obama girls are arrested and the media ignores it, then you may freely claim that the Bush twins were unfairly scrutinized.

    Personal attacks on kids is not the same as covering news of an adult daughter of a president breaking the law.....twice.

    G

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2011 04:02:04

  61. They look better than I did at their ages. Awkward years!! In the end they will be beautiful women.

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2011 06:40:47

  62. #22. Obviously you spend more time in gossip sites than reading the news. The AP reported the Census info on 1 of 2 people are poor or low-income.

    its on Forbes, AP's site, and here is the Yahoo Finance site for you:
    http://finance.yahoo.com/news/census-shows-1-2-people-103940568.html

    Enjoy your failed attempt at a diss.

    By Piggles, on December 16, 2011 09:01:27

  63. Bwahahahahaha, #22 got OWNED!

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2011 11:15:14

  64. I think it's a great picture, and can't understand in what universe that little girl could be considered fat. Yes, I'm one of those liberal scum people you all hate, but in all fairness, if this was a picture of the Bush twins, I still couldn't find any hate to spew. For one, they were (are?) hot. Two, the mistakes of the father are not those of the children. They look like happy, loved, and well-adjusted kids, which is a rarity today.

    By Amanda, on December 16, 2011 11:15:53

  65. #50 fuck you, if don't like it go to another site your opinions suck bitch

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2011 15:42:18

  66. Hahaha. These bitches are ugly. They're gonna grow up to be hideous looking. Plus, Michelle Obama looks like a man. Look at that bitch's muscles.

    By anonymous, on December 16, 2011 20:34:25

  67. Well said #60.

    By Red Cat, on December 17, 2011 13:02:07

  68. @53: I guess we all have run out of issues to criticize Odumbo and what is left is his ugly family. All in order. And absolutely justified.

    By birth certifucate, on December 17, 2011 15:15:33

  69. Have a Merry Impoverished Christmas 2011.

    The Obamas

    One of two Americans is now living in poverty.


    Sheee-it! I can't believe I done got away wit that.

    By Georgie W., on December 18, 2011 18:22:16

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