MEanwhile Kutcher is knuckle-deep in two 18 year olds. He is all broken up about it, and as soon as he is done with those two gals, he will send her a "hope ur feeling btr! =)" text.
Sorry, I just can't bring myself to feel bad for her. I mean, did she really think this 'marriage' was going to work out? How huge was her vanity and ego?
Wait, whaaa??? I thought she was thin b/c of healthy eating, Kabbalah's positive effects on her life, good genetics, & the Tracy Anderson Method?? You mean, it's REALLY because of a shit-ton of blow, eating 1 edamame a day and the stress of being a narcissistic bitch in Hollywood?!?! STFU!!! You fooled me....
the real story is that her daughter Rumer found her getting slammed by a 20 something boy/toy and tried to take over. Anybody interested in a mommy/daughter thing?
Doh doh doh doh, lets see whats on IDLYITW, hmmm, interesting, interesting, (picture of Demi Moore coming up on screen) what the fu........AAAGGHH!!AAAGGGGGHHHHH!! My eyes!!It Burns!!IT Burns!!(sounds of running to eyewash station) AAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
She knew it going in. I'm 43 and dating a 26-year old, and I know it's going to happen to me. It's going to suck when it does, but I'm not going to expect anybody to feel sorry for me.
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By anonymous, on January 25, 2012 02:47:27
MEanwhile Kutcher is knuckle-deep in two 18 year olds. He is all broken up about it, and as soon as he is done with those two gals, he will send her a "hope ur feeling btr! =)" text.
By anonymous, on January 25, 2012 03:16:19
Sorry, I just can't bring myself to feel bad for her. I mean, did she really think this 'marriage' was going to work out? How huge was her vanity and ego?
By anonymous, on January 25, 2012 03:29:46
somebody give this bitch a cookie.
make that two.
By keith, on January 25, 2012 03:35:28
Whatver, I'm just gonna break the mold and wish her well.
By Forward To Love Past, on January 25, 2012 03:37:04
She needs more red string tied to her wrist. Oh, and a hamburger.
By PowPow, on January 25, 2012 03:43:16
Can't wait to see the special she will get talking to a female journalist under soft lighting.
By anonymous, on January 25, 2012 04:31:57
Christ, woman. Eat a cake!
By anonymous, on January 25, 2012 04:38:10
She's turning into an anorexic man!
By anonymous, on January 25, 2012 05:25:29
Wait, whaaa??? I thought she was thin b/c of healthy eating, Kabbalah's positive effects on her life, good genetics, & the Tracy Anderson Method?? You mean, it's REALLY because of a shit-ton of blow, eating 1 edamame a day and the stress of being a narcissistic bitch in Hollywood?!?! STFU!!! You fooled me....
By anonymous, on January 25, 2012 05:54:38
I know it's her fault for marying a young hollywood star but god that's sad. She was so beautiful poor woman. I hope she gets better
By anonymous, on January 25, 2012 06:19:10
All I can think about when I see that pic is BRAAAAAIIINNNSSSSSS!!!!
By anonymous, on January 25, 2012 06:22:39
the real story is that her daughter Rumer found her getting slammed by a 20 something boy/toy and tried to take over. Anybody interested in a mommy/daughter thing?
By anonymous, on January 25, 2012 06:45:58
As long as something like this keeps her away from trying to act then it's a good thing.
By anonymous, on January 25, 2012 07:59:37
because her husband's a douche.
This has been apparent for over a decade. Ashton Kutcher is the dictionary definition of douchebag.
So she should be used to it by now.
By anonymous, on January 25, 2012 08:12:15
Doh doh doh doh, lets see whats on IDLYITW, hmmm, interesting, interesting, (picture of Demi Moore coming up on screen) what the fu........AAAGGHH!!AAAGGGGGHHHHH!!
My eyes!!It Burns!!IT Burns!!(sounds of running to eyewash station) AAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
By anonymous, on January 25, 2012 11:54:02
She knew it going in. I'm 43 and dating a 26-year old, and I know it's going to happen to me. It's going to suck when it does, but I'm not going to expect anybody to feel sorry for me.
By Cubs Fan, on January 25, 2012 13:15:56
Gross bitch.Have another whip-it.
By anonymous, on January 25, 2012 13:17:48
Q: Is Demi Moore dead?
A: No, just her career
These things come in 3's.
Oh pleeeze let the next 2 be Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz
By please! no sex tape! eeeeew!, on January 26, 2012 02:20:36
She was so pretty in Ghost. Man, it really does get worse as you get older, doesn't it?
By I don't wanna get old. , on January 26, 2012 04:14:15
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