"the 'shortlist' includes Candace Cameron and Tiffany Amber Thiessen"
Doubtful; both of those actresses are currenly working this season (Thiessen on USA and Cameron on ABC Family), and probabably will be for the forseeable future.
I think it's funny that they think a movie on Lifetime is going to boost their careers. When you're the star of one of them doesn't it mean your career will forever be in the shitter.
This is like taking a $20 hooker of the streets and making her into a $10,000 escort. Haven't we already had enough of movies like "Pretty Woman" and "Princess Diaries"?!?
Meh-gone Fux and Hohan? What idiot wants either of these trashy hores to play the best piece of ass to grace the screen in her prime? Get a real actress...oh right, there aren't any that would deign to appear on the Womyn Channel.
Taylor was curvy Megan Fox is half man half half woman, and could NEVER attain Taylor bust.
Liz had natural beauty and normal lips, Megan Fox has duck lips that she can't keep close.
Liz had a breath taking voice, Megan Fox has a smokers mono toned voice that makes a robot sound more human.
Megan Fox real hair color is light copper brown and her eyes are green bluish TINY, Taylor's hair color was naturally black pearl - and her eyes were the deepest sets of sapphire blues and were almond shaped.
Taylor had no surgeries to get her looks, Megan Fox underwent numerous gum lifts, nose job, brow lift, skin treatments.
Taylor had talent of acting and a personality, Megan Fox has no talent and her personality sucks balls.
Liz Taylor was disgusted with Maylin Monroe, Megan Fox wanted to embody Monroe.
Liz Taylor had class since she was born, Megan Fox is what classy people call a bootlegger. Meaning no matter what she wears or what she does with her hair - she will NEVER be classy; because she wasn't raised that way.
Liz Taylor was JEWISH, Megan Fox drives a Mercedes WW2 SUV and compares a Jewish Director to Adolf Hitler.
Liz Married her sole mate who was a heart throb and class act, Megan Fox is married to a redneck with ZERO class.
Elizabeth Taylor was an ACTRESS and a dame.
Megan Fox can't act worth a damn.
And in Elizabeth Taylor's own words:
"The only one who will be playing Elizabeth Taylor is Elizabeth Taylor."
Ah, as much as I enjoy Jess's transition to "funny" and "actually readable" I still enjoy Todd's disgusting, Lohanophobe diabtribe. Ah, ying and yang - or wing and wang or whatever.
#13 is actually a basement-dweller who licks his Zoe Deschanel poster every night before bed in his Star Wars sheets. While MF and LL are not fit to play Liz Taylor, ZD sure fucking ain't either.
Is Megan Fox really so desperate that she's fighting for a Lifetime movie role?! I know I heard she was blacklisted in the industry or something, but damn, didn't know it was that bad. I can totally understand this being a big opportunity for Lindsay though. Megan has the striking blue eyes and dark hair that make her a more obvious choice for the role though.
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By MarionLov3ly, on January 17, 2012 08:16:12
lindsey could have killed megan five years ago,but when people tell you clean your teeth,and fill in your wrinkles at 22,you lost
By brian austin homo, on January 17, 2012 08:34:46
I love it when they refer to Lohan as "the 'Mean Girls' star.". It's like referring to me as a former fetus.
By anonymous, on January 17, 2012 08:35:00
"the 'shortlist' includes Candace Cameron and Tiffany Amber Thiessen"
Doubtful; both of those actresses are currenly working this season (Thiessen on USA and Cameron on ABC Family), and probabably will be for the forseeable future.
By things are looking up for Lindsay, on January 17, 2012 09:37:26
i can't believe either of them are in contention. pfft.
By anonymous, on January 17, 2012 10:07:11
I think it's funny that they think a movie on Lifetime is going to boost their careers. When you're the star of one of them doesn't it mean your career will forever be in the shitter.
By Bumblebeenie, on January 17, 2012 10:56:10
Because when you think of Elizabeth Taylor, you think of "saggy, jaded, coked-out whore who hasn't worked on a movie in nearly a decade or so".
By anonymous, on January 17, 2012 11:53:19
Should have read 'took a contract out' on M. Fox
By anonymous, on January 17, 2012 12:02:29
Should have read 'took a contract out' on M. Fox
By anonymous, on January 17, 2012 12:02:39
This is like taking a $20 hooker of the streets and making her into a $10,000 escort. Haven't we already had enough of movies like "Pretty Woman" and "Princess Diaries"?!?
By Superman, on January 17, 2012 12:29:26
So are they considering all the stars from Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen? Who's next, Alison Pill?
By anonymous, on January 17, 2012 13:40:07
Meh-gone Fux and Hohan? What idiot wants either of these trashy hores to play the best piece of ass to grace the screen in her prime? Get a real actress...oh right, there aren't any that would deign to appear on the Womyn Channel.
By anonymous, on January 17, 2012 15:44:31
Megan Fox playing Liz Taylor?
Zooey Deschanel is better suited BY FAR.
Taylor was curvy Megan Fox is half man half half woman, and could NEVER attain Taylor bust.
Liz had natural beauty and normal lips, Megan Fox has duck lips that she can't keep close.
Liz had a breath taking voice, Megan Fox has a smokers mono toned voice that makes a robot sound more human.
Megan Fox real hair color is light copper brown and her eyes are green bluish TINY, Taylor's hair color was naturally black pearl - and her eyes were the deepest sets of sapphire blues and were almond shaped.
Taylor had no surgeries to get her looks, Megan Fox underwent numerous gum lifts, nose job, brow lift, skin treatments.
Taylor had talent of acting and a personality, Megan Fox has no talent and her personality sucks balls.
Liz Taylor was disgusted with Maylin Monroe, Megan Fox wanted to embody Monroe.
Liz Taylor had class since she was born, Megan Fox is what classy people call a bootlegger. Meaning no matter what she wears or what she does with her hair - she will NEVER be classy; because she wasn't raised that way.
Liz Taylor was JEWISH, Megan Fox drives a Mercedes WW2 SUV and compares a Jewish Director to Adolf Hitler.
Liz Married her sole mate who was a heart throb and class act, Megan Fox is married to a redneck with ZERO class.
Elizabeth Taylor was an ACTRESS and a dame.
Megan Fox can't act worth a damn.
And in Elizabeth Taylor's own words:
"The only one who will be playing Elizabeth Taylor is Elizabeth Taylor."
By Jake, on January 17, 2012 22:22:47
Ah, as much as I enjoy Jess's transition to "funny" and "actually readable" I still enjoy Todd's disgusting, Lohanophobe diabtribe. Ah, ying and yang - or wing and wang or whatever.
By Aussie Jo, on January 18, 2012 00:28:53
#13 is a pole smoker.
By anonymous, on January 18, 2012 03:44:22
#13 is actually a basement-dweller who licks his Zoe Deschanel poster every night before bed in his Star Wars sheets. While MF and LL are not fit to play Liz Taylor, ZD sure fucking ain't either.
By anonymous, on January 18, 2012 05:05:38
Thumbs.
By anonymous, on January 18, 2012 05:30:04
Megan is the epitome of beauty. Just like Jess.
By anonymous, on January 18, 2012 05:37:21
They should cast an unknown otherwise it won't be believable. Megan can't act any more than Lindsay can.
By FAIL, on January 18, 2012 09:01:31
Is Megan Fox really so desperate that she's fighting for a Lifetime movie role?! I know I heard she was blacklisted in the industry or something, but damn, didn't know it was that bad. I can totally understand this being a big opportunity for Lindsay though. Megan has the striking blue eyes and dark hair that make her a more obvious choice for the role though.
By anonymous, on January 18, 2012 12:43:01
Liz could act..? No.. she was real.. that was the danger.. she forgot between scripts to have a life..
By anonymous, on January 18, 2012 13:33:50
I fucking love that necklace!!!! Where is it from and can I get one????
By blasted1, on January 18, 2012 17:03:05
Look at this! i love what she's wearing!
By Loli, on January 19, 2012 06:03:50
Jake get a life and stop writing essays on gossip blogs in hopes of finding a friend.
sincerely,
your mother
By anonymous, on January 21, 2012 15:52:25
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