29 Comments:

1. what a moron...

   By anonymous, on January 27, 2012 06:56:52

2. Those damn celebrities and their posses!

   By Rebecca, on January 27, 2012 07:04:36

3. 911 - Hi, it's Demi Moore. I looked in the mirror and I need help.
   
   Sorry ma'am, you're fucked... CLICK.

   By anonymous, on January 27, 2012 07:07:43

4. Salvia and Whip-its??!?!?! is she 15 years old or something?

   By anonymous, on January 27, 2012 07:19:12

5. Holy cow - I need a fucking nap after that. Good thing it wasn't a real emergency - she'd be dead by the time he finally understood the city she was in.

   By anonymous, on January 27, 2012 07:51:20

6. I know our comment should be funny but what a joke the 911 people are.I would have just hung up the phone and took her myself.

   By anonymous, on January 27, 2012 08:05:51

7. Sativa!
   
   ROFLMAO
   
   I would never touch that shit! It's gross! I'll smoke the real weed thank you very much!!!
   
   
   hahahahahahaa they smoked sativa! omg that is gonna give me chuckles the entire day!!!
   
   

   By Kimberly, on January 27, 2012 08:30:45

8. Sativa!
   
   ROFLMAO
   
   I would never touch that shit! It's gross! I'll smoke the real weed thank you very much!!!
   
   
   hahahahahahaa they smoked sativa! omg that is gonna give me chuckles the entire day!!!
   
   

   By Kimberly, on January 27, 2012 08:31:00

9. Here's what I'm wondering. What exactly do you have to you have to tell a 911 dispatcher to get them to send an ambulance immediately? Cause I'm thinking if I ever have to call 911, I'm going to say something like:
   
   "There was a police officer in front of my house, putting something in the trunk of his patrol car, and he got hit by a passing truck. He's lying in the yard now. We're trying to get the bleeding stopped but not having any luck. I'd estimate he's lost about 2 pints of blood so far."
   
   Maybe that would do it?

   By anonymous, on January 27, 2012 08:36:18

10. Wahhhh I have millions of dollars and no one loves me! Wahhhhhhhhhhh

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2012 08:49:55

11. Kimberly's an idiot.

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2012 09:17:17

12. @ Kim, are you 12?

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2012 09:36:15

13. its not a party unless you wet your pants and throw up in your mouth

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2012 10:34:54

14. you mean SALVIA

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2012 11:05:59

15. That sounds way more like K2/Spice than Salvia. It's a really nasty synthetic - there have actually been fatalities from it.

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2012 11:12:26

16. no not sativa or salvia she was smoking spice/k2

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2012 11:14:58

17. #11 +1000.

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2012 11:16:55

18. Her arm pit even looks wore out.

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2012 11:17:58

19. #8 sounds like a true triathlon champion with great ambition- you go you damn pothead hippie. #9, I couldn't agree with you more. The transcript of this call would be a 3-chapter short-read.

    By Aaron Yates Mladin, on January 27, 2012 13:03:27

20. They must have been taking turns getting pictures of her to sell to the press. And if the call had been made from a house phone the dispatcher would have seen the address.

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2012 13:23:01

21. People who fish out on Nitrous wake up in about 30 seconds, which is pretty much immediately after the buzz is gone... Which means there's absolutely NO reason to call 911.
    And was it Salvia or Sativa? Salvia being a mild hallucinatory that 15 year olds take, or Sativa, a type of marijuana.

    By PM, on January 27, 2012 13:56:25

22. Shallow bitch can't accept the fat that she's getting old..that's what happens when the only thing you have going for you is your looks. She deserved the cheating she got from Ashton because she is an immature grandma who brought it all on herself. Too bad she's still alive and we have to read about her "struggles."

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2012 14:02:20

23. That 911 dispatcher needs to be sacked. How many times did they have the repeat the address?! I felt sorry for Rumer. She did well despite being stuffed around by the dispatcher. She was obviously very scared for her mum and he handled it all very badly.

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2012 16:37:37

24. Like many in Hollywood, she lacks self esteem. She's not comfortable with who she is, so she chases every Hollywood fad (cabala, plastic surgery, younger men, drugs) to try to fit in. Now her marriage to a much younger man has bombed & she's a drug addict; how Hollywood. As a still moderately attractive middle aged woman who's got millions in the bank, if she wanted to have a good life, she should move away from Hollywood; I predict that if she doesn't she'll end up dead soon...

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2012 16:44:56

25. listen lady you have kids which means they need you why would you sacrifice your life after breaking up with a douche bag, you have more than he'll ever have get it together

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2012 21:52:23

26. I've heard the ENTIRE call, and this is what I got out it. Demi Moore needs to stop hanging out with people who are too stupid to answer simple questions when a 911 dispatcher is asking them. She also needs to lay off the Red Bull (this is a Red Bull Shimmy-Shake, you'll see).

    By anonymous, on January 28, 2012 05:06:32

27. She should quit fucking around and go stand in front of a train.

    By anonymous, on January 29, 2012 09:43:01

28. LMAO @ 27
    
    she's looking old....

    By d, on January 29, 2012 15:33:23

29. #24 she lives in Idaho, how much further away from Hollywood can she get? And according to TMZ she was partying with Rumer, how is she going to avoid her own child? She's clearly mentally messed up to be dating younger men, getting tons of plastic surgery and partying with her children. She is a child in a woman's body. She needs psychiatric help.

    By Sad all around, on January 30, 2012 05:47:36