29 Comments:

1. So rihanna's advice consisted of "duck bitch!!!"

   By anonymous, on January 30, 2012 05:00:25

2. I'd like to see that dinner party. Got a BF about to unhinge at any moment. What would they tell Katy? Let Russell smack you up, then return to him?

   By Piggles, on January 30, 2012 05:06:31

3. Go back and get him to mix it up.. bash your face in honey.. it ain't over till the girlfriend bleeds..

   By anonymous, on January 30, 2012 05:09:24

4. Go back and get him to mix it up.. bash your face in honey.. it ain't over till the girlfriend bleeds..

   By anonymous, on January 30, 2012 05:09:34

5. Who the fuck at Schick thought "dating trimstyle" was NOT a disgusting phrase? So nasty. I swear to christ, Todd, if that giant-ass pop up comes up an asks me my DATING TRIMSTYLE again I may have to start a boycott or something. I can't stand it. The little glittery heart does not make it cute. It's just gross. It's about pubes.

   By anonymous, on January 30, 2012 05:41:13

6. With the blue hair there and all that, I'd do her. After three cycles of menstruation she will be clean of any Russell Brand smegma residue.

   By anonymous, on January 30, 2012 05:45:07

7. Todd that fucking razor add has got to GO. It takes over my whole screen every time I click on a story. Great way to lose your audience. I'm not coming back till it's gone.

   By that fucking ad is obnoxious, on January 30, 2012 05:49:52

8. I've got some advise for her too...
   1.) Let me massage and fuck your breasts, endlessly!
   2.) Let me cum in your mouth, and then you kiss a girl and swap juices!
   
   and lastly...
   3.) Come back for more advise, since everything I just said will work wonders!

   By anonymous, on January 30, 2012 06:10:16

9. Jungle bunny will help.
   He didn't kick the shit out of you, he doesn't love you.

   By anonymous, on January 30, 2012 06:11:18

10. #5 is a pole smoker.

    By anonymous, on January 30, 2012 07:21:34

11. So she married a bipolar, drug addicted sex maniac who has the morals of a snake and she's “devastated” that it didn't work out. Really?

    By anonymous, on January 30, 2012 07:25:02

12. She must have been told to appeal to the Smurf demographic.

    By anonymous, on January 30, 2012 07:31:51

13. #5. Use Adblock on your browser. No popup crap.

    By Piggles, on January 30, 2012 07:43:06

14. 5 and 7=truth. Sick of that pop up too. Turn it off, for christ's sake.
    
    I would rather have to see pictures of that sweaty, fat, grey-toothed, jack-toed hog Christina Hendricks than that razor ad.

    By Hendricks is faaaaaat, you fatties, not curvy, on January 30, 2012 07:47:31

15. Haha! 'Fat lip'
    Rihanna had fat lips before chris brown hit her
    

    By anonymous, on January 30, 2012 08:16:13

16. Perry getting advice from rihanna is like a retard getting advice from a dumbass. Good luck on that one; I'm sure her advice will have something to do with slutting it up & getting really stupid tattoos...

    By anonymous, on January 30, 2012 08:31:44

17. Katy Perry is only famous because of her tits
    The pic you used didnt have tits.
    I didnt read your post..

    By anonymous, on January 30, 2012 08:32:53

18. She looks miserable, its a shame when a hot girl is sad

    By anonymous, on January 30, 2012 09:17:11

19. Who posted the story? National Enquirer?

    By TMZ, on January 30, 2012 09:38:48

20. Ugh i'm so done with this website. the popup ads, especially the razor one, are soo annoying.

    By anonymous, on January 30, 2012 09:50:29

21. Katie Perry should be getting advice from JLHewitt
    
    Rhianna's dating advice: "okay, first: flush your self-esteem down the toilet..."
    
    So when Russell brand gives it up the butt to chris brown, who's going to be shocked?
    
    Katie perry has big tits and speaks in a little girl's voice. She don't need dating advice!
    
    If rhianna put "thug life" on her knuckles, then I guess katie perry should put "brain surgeon" on hers.
    
    Katie perry played Smurfette. 1 chick, 99 smurfs and that old one. I was hoping for the sequel "World's Largest Smurfbang" - oh well, maybe next year.
    
    

    By World Class Dick, on January 30, 2012 10:25:47

22. "Yo, K, I gots some 'lationship vice, yo."

    By anonymous, on January 30, 2012 11:41:48

23. What the hell, Jess? No tits.
    
    I thought you knew how to do a Katy Perry post.

    By kachuks, on January 30, 2012 12:38:59

24. Huh...
    so the closer you look at Katy Perry, the more unattractive she gets.
    Weird.

    By Hitler, on January 30, 2012 13:21:53

25. They should do some lez porn instead.

    By anonymous, on January 30, 2012 17:10:49

26. #10: Is a pole smoker someone who occasionally sucks cock? Then yes I am. In that I'm a girl. One of the reasons I find those ads specifically disgusting.
    
    
    #13 I'll give that a shot. Thanks.

    By anonymous, on January 31, 2012 04:44:40

27. Hey morons who are complaining about the pop-up ads: Either stop coming to this site, or just deal with the fact that it's how Todd makes his money. You get the fucking site for free, so just quit your bitching. It's as annoying as the pop-up ads.

    By Warren Buffet, on January 31, 2012 04:59:44

28. #26 has a crab infested forrest.

    By anonymous, on January 31, 2012 07:04:47

29. she's so ugly..

    By anonymous, on January 31, 2012 14:44:44