She doesn't strike me as being a very good lay or into any kinky shit. Too many religion and 'daddy would be disappointed in me' guilt issues imo. She has a great set of tits on her I'll give her that but sex with her must be like a day at the sawmill after the thrill wears off.
So Katy, the whole 'my vagina is a wonderland, and he knows it and would never do anything to jeopardize access to my magical, mink-lined muff' thing didn't work out.
Most guys will put up with a lot to get access to regular sex, but Russell isn't most guys - he has thousands of women at his beck and call - women who won't make him feel that he should be grateful for getting within sniffing distance of their panties.
Monthly date nights at swanky hotels? You know how dumb that sounds? No wonder it ended. Perry thought just because he slipped her the sausage that she could roll with him. But she's just a parent-rebelling teeny bopper with an overinflated ego. Silly women. If they want a marriage to last the bare minimum they have to do is offer up sex any time, otherwise a guy WILL find it elsewhere. No Exceptions. And if they pussy like Brand does, there better be 5 of you lol.
Todd, you need to correct the spelling of "Russell" in the post unless he is trying to change his name to avoid his soon to be ex-wife (and who could blame him).
From the content of her songs you would think she was freakier than his alleged preferences. Funny how everything was fine until he wanted her to settle down and have a family, which is reasonable for someone his age. Is sounds like she is such a prissy diva that she thought her drama would change his mind and he would do anything to keep her and now she is vengeful because she found out she is not all that.
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Leave Your CommentIt really is sad when sex becomes the only reason for divorce. No wonder this nation is in a shit heap...
By FlawedCynic, on January 4, 2012 10:21:05
No matter how hot the chick, at some point every guy has enough of her crazy shit and will kick her to the curb.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2012 11:14:41
Word is she really does like kissing girls.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2012 11:17:54
If a man eats Porter House steaks all day everyday, is it wrong for him to want a burger every now and then?
This example obviously being an allusion to vagina...
By Javier Herrera, on January 4, 2012 11:58:51
#2 is gay.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2012 11:59:26
Russell is the honey-badger of the vagina.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2012 12:37:19
She doesn't strike me as being a very good lay or into any kinky shit. Too many religion and 'daddy would be disappointed in me' guilt issues imo. She has a great set of tits on her I'll give her that but sex with her must be like a day at the sawmill after the thrill wears off.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2012 13:53:11
So Katy, the whole 'my vagina is a wonderland, and he knows it and would never do anything to jeopardize access to my magical, mink-lined muff' thing didn't work out.
Most guys will put up with a lot to get access to regular sex, but Russell isn't most guys - he has thousands of women at his beck and call - women who won't make him feel that he should be grateful for getting within sniffing distance of their panties.
By Red Cat, on January 4, 2012 14:16:54
First rule of "Divorce Club" everybody lies
Second rule of "Divorce Club" who lies first defines the divorce.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2012 15:03:23
just thankful they didnt breed..jeezuz what a horrible little fucken C.H.U.D of a kid that would've been
By Al "Touchdown" Bundy, on January 4, 2012 15:26:39
Russell Brand's response? Oh, he didn't bother, because some 19 year old hottie is cranking his chunk right now.
Seriously. He gives a shit? Nope. Dude is a degenerate, and degenerates don't care.
She is the prissy one, thinking she just laid his shit out there. Ha ha. Nope. She said more about herself than him.
By She be aging fast, too. Gettin' thick!, on January 4, 2012 16:00:02
#5 = gay or virgin, cause every other guy understands exactly what #2 means.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2012 16:04:42
what the fuck is he wearing?
By ifuckedyourdad, on January 4, 2012 16:54:32
Monthly date nights at swanky hotels? You know how dumb that sounds? No wonder it ended. Perry thought just because he slipped her the sausage that she could roll with him. But she's just a parent-rebelling teeny bopper with an overinflated ego. Silly women. If they want a marriage to last the bare minimum they have to do is offer up sex any time, otherwise a guy WILL find it elsewhere. No Exceptions. And if they pussy like Brand does, there better be 5 of you lol.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2012 21:38:10
Brand obviously has severe mental problems. Perry knew this when she said "I do". Did she really think she was going to fix him?
By anonymous, on January 4, 2012 21:56:29
Todd, you need to correct the spelling of "Russell" in the post unless he is trying to change his name to avoid his soon to be ex-wife (and who could blame him).
From the content of her songs you would think she was freakier than his alleged preferences. Funny how everything was fine until he wanted her to settle down and have a family, which is reasonable for someone his age. Is sounds like she is such a prissy diva that she thought her drama would change his mind and he would do anything to keep her and now she is vengeful because she found out she is not all that.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2012 22:31:03
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