Jess, in the past month or two, you really have improved - found your stride and your own voice - liking it much, much more. Don't want a female replica of Todd - too lame - you're doing good now so stick with it.
1: My guess? She is a boring lay who is uninterested in sex, but still has a chick's high maintenance emotional needs. Ergo, only conflicted dudes in the closet go for her, because they don't have to worry about yucky sex with her, but they still get all that gay relationship drama they need.
She looks hot in that photo, though. Not like that fat hog Hendricks or the soon-to-be-fat Lovato.
Please, the whole thing is total BS. She was contracted to be Jake Goldenball's beard and now she can whine about it on an album that tween morons will buy. It's a win/win, you see?
17 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI wonder why guys keep dumping this hot peace of ass?
By CLUELESS, on January 17, 2012 18:52:09
I do wanna eat her ass though!!
By anonymous, on January 17, 2012 21:26:41
Jess, in the past month or two, you really have improved - found your stride and your own voice - liking it much, much more. Don't want a female replica of Todd - too lame - you're doing good now so stick with it.
By anonymous, on January 18, 2012 00:25:49
1: My guess? She is a boring lay who is uninterested in sex, but still has a chick's high maintenance emotional needs. Ergo, only conflicted dudes in the closet go for her, because they don't have to worry about yucky sex with her, but they still get all that gay relationship drama they need.
She looks hot in that photo, though. Not like that fat hog Hendricks or the soon-to-be-fat Lovato.
By Hendricks is faaaaaat. And Lovato soon will be., on January 18, 2012 03:04:39
She probably sucks in bed.
By anonymous, on January 18, 2012 04:53:10
Please, the whole thing is total BS.
She was contracted to be Jake Goldenball's beard and now she can whine about it on an album that tween morons will buy. It's a win/win, you see?
By anonymous, on January 18, 2012 05:02:01
Cute chick, crappy music. Liked her better before her new "look".
By anonymous, on January 18, 2012 05:50:33
Maybe SHE is actually gay...just a thought!
I think she just wants to be her generation's Jennifer Anniston.
By anonymous, on January 18, 2012 05:53:10
Why does her hair look like barbie hair? It's bizarrely nylonish.
By anonymous, on January 18, 2012 06:44:16
#3 I bet Jess feels SO much better now that you've validated her writing and instructed her on how to proceed from here. You're a real swell guy.
By anonymous, on January 18, 2012 06:46:02
#9: Because it's a wig.
By anonymous, on January 18, 2012 12:54:38
Take voice lessons.. in the meanwhile.. your prince will come some day.. don't want to be off key yodeling and scare him off eh?
By anonymous, on January 18, 2012 13:32:01
#8: I agree that Taylor Swift is fast (swiftly?) becoming the Jennifer Aniston of her generation. I think they've even shared a few men, too...
By anonymous, on January 18, 2012 15:02:27
#10-Shut the fuck up asshole, he was just paying her a compliment. Stop being a douche, this is why you will die alone.
By anonymous, on January 18, 2012 15:25:32
My experience with her would be cervix-shattering.
By anonymous, on January 18, 2012 17:05:03
#10 - what's with the guy shit?
By #3, on January 18, 2012 22:12:35
well maybe if taylor stop trying to fuck gay dudes like jake gylenhal or watever his name is.
By anonymous, on January 19, 2012 02:30:54
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