Angelina is the one in need of a sandwich (or two). She looked pale and ill. I was shocked when I saw her last night. An holy crap -- the camera ADDS ten pounds?
And what's the two things on her right cheek and forehead that her makeup is trying to cover up? They can try to sell us that all's well and good with the 2 of them and their rainbow child army, but she looks like she's using and he's aging like a motherfucker... Ski accident my ass.
I knew she wouldn't be shown on this blog (and better that than negative nonsense I guess)... but Rooney Mara is fucking Adorable. Perhaps not always the most photogenic, but everytime you see her on camera she's cute as a button.
She had her nose bridge thinned sometime after the Billy Bob Thornton marriage. You can look at photos and tell when they were taken by how wide her nose is (wider as a teen, then thinner and then much thinner after Billy Bob). Her face has been surgically pulled several times (see the difference between the Laura Croft movies and now) Am I being catty? No. I just cringe when I hear her referred to as a "natural beauty." It was actually good to see a pic with a few facial lines and moles for once. The lips are real, but she's had a lot of work done. See the difference here: http://www.celebrity2day.com/angelina-jolie/bilder/
You left out Charlize Theron, who blows everyone else out of the water whenever she's in the same company. She could be wearing a burlap bag decorated with paper clips and still outclass the rest.
In the biggest bait and switch scam since I found out I couldn't buy a dream today at Sears, Ricky Gervais Pussed out like the good little corporate mainstream whore he obviously has become. With subjects like Madonna winning for a song in a movie that no one has seen, Fat Fuck Harvey handing out envelopes filled with Euro's to get that award, Madonna's arms, Angelina's arms, Clooney getting an award for the brave act of portraying a man of his own age doing things that men of that age do in the real world-raising teenagers rather than fucking them, even the easiest shit, like Tilda Swinton and The Spiders from Mars. If Ricky only gets invited back, and not a movie deal from Fatso, then he swallowed for nothing. Join the club.
There is absolutely ZERO body chemistry between Clooney and Kiebler. In some pics it looks like she's with her dad or something. Completely formal. I don't think they've even kissed each other on the mouth.
Though I'd have a tough time believing it, this looks like further evidence Clooney's either gay or something else they don't want to reveal. Anyhoo.
Angelina's face is too perfect for words.Charlize comes in close second. Kate Beckinsale's body is yummyyyy. I wanna punch Madonner in her plastic face.
22 Comments:
Leave Your CommentSorry but your Angie looked sick. Like beyond anorexic sick and gross.
However, Kate Beckinsale was perfect.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2012 02:55:18
Angelina is the one in need of a sandwich (or two). She looked pale and ill. I was shocked when I saw her last night. An holy crap -- the camera ADDS ten pounds?
By anonymous, on January 16, 2012 03:00:59
She makes his cane look fat.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2012 03:19:31
And what's the two things on her right cheek and forehead that her makeup is trying to cover up? They can try to sell us that all's well and good with the 2 of them and their rainbow child army, but she looks like she's using and he's aging like a motherfucker... Ski accident my ass.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2012 03:58:04
I knew she wouldn't be shown on this blog (and better that than negative nonsense I guess)... but Rooney Mara is fucking Adorable. Perhaps not always the most photogenic, but everytime you see her on camera she's cute as a button.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2012 04:25:37
She had her nose bridge thinned sometime after the Billy Bob Thornton marriage. You can look at photos and tell when they were taken by how wide her nose is (wider as a teen, then thinner and then much thinner after Billy Bob). Her face has been surgically pulled several times (see the difference between the Laura Croft movies and now) Am I being catty? No. I just cringe when I hear her referred to as a "natural beauty." It was actually good to see a pic with a few facial lines and moles for once. The lips are real, but she's had a lot of work done. See the difference here: http://www.celebrity2day.com/angelina-jolie/bilder/
By anonymous, on January 16, 2012 04:54:11
Kiebler looked delicious
By anonymous, on January 16, 2012 04:59:21
Wow, is Alba one of those chicks that is going to get better looking into middle age? Never would have guessed. She looks fantastically milfy.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2012 05:27:15
Charlize is so beautiful she doesn't need tits.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2012 06:30:13
You left out Charlize Theron, who blows everyone else out of the water whenever she's in the same company. She could be wearing a burlap bag decorated with paper clips and still outclass the rest.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2012 07:02:07
Angelina looks like she's been dead for a week and Brad looks like a dork as usual.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2012 07:03:23
Michelle Williams? Really?
By lol, on January 16, 2012 07:04:37
In the biggest bait and switch scam since I found out I couldn't buy a dream today at Sears, Ricky Gervais Pussed out like the good little corporate mainstream whore he obviously has become. With subjects like Madonna winning for a song in a movie that no one has seen, Fat Fuck Harvey handing out envelopes filled with Euro's to get that award, Madonna's arms, Angelina's arms, Clooney getting an award for the brave act of portraying a man of his own age doing things that men of that age do in the real world-raising teenagers rather than fucking them, even the easiest shit, like Tilda Swinton and The Spiders from Mars. If Ricky only gets invited back, and not a movie deal from Fatso, then he swallowed for nothing. Join the club.
By Ed Feldman, on January 16, 2012 07:13:18
But I would forgiven all of it had only Sofia and Salma tried to get close enough to kiss each other.
By Ed Feldman, on January 16, 2012 07:21:37
Charlize Theron is amazing and stunning..
By Nathan, on January 16, 2012 07:31:00
#13 is right on the money. That was as controversial as a kitten fart.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2012 07:46:37
Is madonna done talking yet?
As Jay Leno says when non-funny celebs try to ad lib: "not easy, is it?"
Her halftime show should be the 2 championship game losing teams butt fucking her to death
"She was old, but she died doing what she loves"
By Giants 28, Ravens 24, on January 16, 2012 07:48:02
Hayek is Spanish for motorboat
By anonymous, on January 16, 2012 08:43:00
Rooney Mara was like a robot. Sorta cute I guess but *yawn*. zzzzzzzzzZzzz
Wait, who was I talking about again?
By Boring chick is boring, on January 16, 2012 09:56:35
There is absolutely ZERO body chemistry between Clooney and Kiebler. In some pics it looks like she's with her dad or something. Completely formal. I don't think they've even kissed each other on the mouth.
Though I'd have a tough time believing it, this looks like further evidence Clooney's either gay or something else they don't want to reveal. Anyhoo.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2012 12:35:37
Angelina's face is too perfect for words.Charlize comes in close second. Kate Beckinsale's body is yummyyyy. I wanna punch Madonner in her plastic face.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2012 13:05:18
Kate Beckinsale, is gorgeous, no drama, no scandals, nothing but first class. Most of Hollywwod could learn a thing or two.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2012 13:11:46
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