From AmyGrindHouse: "Snooki is continuing the overshare tour during which she posited that she got a UTI from ‘Too much buttsecs, derp,’" WTF? What a class ho!
Please Lord Jesus if you're listening, I never ask for much but can't you just have a meteor hit them both, an escaped bobcat choke to death on Snooki's vagina, a hail storm pelt both of them to death... C'mon Lord we've suffered enough with these two, human beings don't deserve this... Are you listening Lord????
Ya, Jersey City's biggest worry is whether Snooki behaves, right. I guess the twenty homicides a day are way down on the priority list there. Don't let the yuppie snobs tell you otherwise: JC is a toilet.
What a fucking waste of taxpayer money and resources for Jersey City. They don't have better things for their officers to do? They should be happy people want to shoot any sort of show (regardless of how stupid it might be) in their shit hole of a town. What a fucking joke.
This is a publicity stunt! "J-Wow and Snooki are so dangerous, they need 4 cops to watch them!" The producers are paying for the cops.
Hopefully, they'll get the psycho in a cop uniform, who puts 2 rounds right between their beady pigeyes. Still, he'd have to be one helluva shot to hit the 1 brain cell in each head.
The jersey shore has always sucked. Atlantic City killed it. These douchebags just violated the corpse.
And the only way I'd "hit" Snooki is with a baseball bat while she's sleeping. Even then, I'd wear a hazmat suit in case any of her skank fluids came in contact.
Jersey City is a crime-hole, every single day someone gets shot, stabbed or robbed there. Just today the local newspaper ran a story about some lunatic slashing another guy with a machete. There's like a three or four block stretch full of overpriced condos full of suckers who think they're part of some hip urban "experience" and willing to pay plenty for the illusion. But the reality is that JC is an open sewer, a few renovated lofts away from being Camden.
Thank God I'm not the only one who despises this nasty, orange, no-talent, extention-wearing, garden gnome. Who thought a spin off was a good idea? 15 minutes are up, skanky fame-whore..........so just go away
Thank God I'm not the only one who despises this nasty, orange, no-talent, extention-wearing, garden gnome. Who thought a spin off was a good idea? 15 minutes are up, skanky fame-whore..........so just go away
Thank God I'm not the only one who despises this nasty, orange, no-talent, extention-wearing, garden gnome. Who thought a spin off was a good idea? 15 minutes are up, skanky fame-whore..........so just go away
Thank God I'm not the only one who despises this nasty, orange, no-talent, extention-wearing, garden gnome. Who thought a spin off was a good idea? 15 minutes are up, skanky fame-whore..........so just go away
Thank God I'm not the only one who despises this nasty, orange, no-talent, extention-wearing, garden gnome. Who thought a spin off was a good idea? 15 minutes are up, skanky fame-whore..........so just go away
Thank God I'm not the only one who despises this nasty, orange, no-talent, extention-wearing, garden gnome. Who thought a spin off was a good idea? 15 minutes are up, skanky fame-whore..........so just go away
Thank God I'm not the only one who despises this nasty, orange, no-talent, extention-wearing, garden gnome. Who thought a spin off was a good idea? 15 minutes are up, skanky fame-whore..........so just go away
Snooki & JWoww are this generation's Abbott & Costello. Yes, they are that talented. The world is a better place as long as they're around to let the world experience their brilliant comedic talent. They are both geniuses.
27 Comments:
Leave Your CommentFrom AmyGrindHouse: "Snooki is continuing the overshare tour during which she posited that she got a UTI from ‘Too much buttsecs, derp,’" WTF? What a class ho!
By fubar, on February 10, 2012 03:53:06
WTF!!! Now I have to avoid going to JC at all cost, thanks for ruining any future bars and restaurant trips that I love, skank!!
By KiKi, on February 10, 2012 05:18:01
and this is what tax payer's money goes to?
By anonymous, on February 10, 2012 06:11:57
Please Lord Jesus if you're listening, I never ask for much but can't you just have a meteor hit them both, an escaped bobcat choke to death on Snooki's vagina, a hail storm pelt both of them to death... C'mon Lord we've suffered enough with these two, human beings don't deserve this... Are you listening Lord????
By anonymous, on February 10, 2012 06:57:07
Ya, Jersey City's biggest worry is whether Snooki behaves, right. I guess the twenty homicides a day are way down on the priority list there. Don't let the yuppie snobs tell you otherwise: JC is a toilet.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2012 06:58:39
What a fucking waste of taxpayer money and resources for Jersey City. They don't have better things for their officers to do? They should be happy people want to shoot any sort of show (regardless of how stupid it might be) in their shit hole of a town. What a fucking joke.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2012 08:13:48
Repulsive waste of city resources for repulsive wastes of space.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2012 08:24:03
Because the cops in Jersey City don't actually have anything better to do. Fuck this warped reality I live in. Reality has killed talent.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2012 08:37:52
The deviant mofo who put it in her ass should just go fuck a sewer and be done with it.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2012 11:20:10
This is a publicity stunt!
"J-Wow and Snooki are so dangerous, they need 4 cops to watch them!"
The producers are paying for the cops.
Hopefully, they'll get the psycho in a cop uniform, who puts 2 rounds right between their beady pigeyes. Still, he'd have to be one helluva shot to hit the 1 brain cell in each head.
The jersey shore has always sucked. Atlantic City killed it. These douchebags just violated the corpse.
And the only way I'd "hit" Snooki is with a baseball bat while she's sleeping. Even then, I'd wear a hazmat suit in case any of her skank fluids came in contact.
By World Class Dick, on February 10, 2012 12:41:40
Jersey City is a crime-hole, every single day someone gets shot, stabbed or robbed there. Just today the local newspaper ran a story about some lunatic slashing another guy with a machete. There's like a three or four block stretch full of overpriced condos full of suckers who think they're part of some hip urban "experience" and willing to pay plenty for the illusion. But the reality is that JC is an open sewer, a few renovated lofts away from being Camden.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2012 13:01:59
Tax dollars at work -- protecting entitled talentless sluts while filming a fake show. Fuck you MTV.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2012 13:19:13
Also, fuck you america for giving this show ratings. I haven't seen a single episode. Wtf is wrong with you morons?
By anonymous, on February 10, 2012 13:20:18
SPOOKI!!!!
By anonymous, on February 10, 2012 22:59:37
Thank God I'm not the only one who despises this nasty, orange, no-talent, extention-wearing, garden gnome. Who thought a spin off was a good idea? 15 minutes are up, skanky fame-whore..........so just go away
By hillbillygirl45, on February 11, 2012 00:53:49
Thank God I'm not the only one who despises this nasty, orange, no-talent, extention-wearing, garden gnome. Who thought a spin off was a good idea? 15 minutes are up, skanky fame-whore..........so just go away
By hillbillygirl45, on February 11, 2012 00:54:13
Thank God I'm not the only one who despises this nasty, orange, no-talent, extention-wearing, garden gnome. Who thought a spin off was a good idea? 15 minutes are up, skanky fame-whore..........so just go away
By hillbillygirl45, on February 11, 2012 00:54:21
Thank God I'm not the only one who despises this nasty, orange, no-talent, extention-wearing, garden gnome. Who thought a spin off was a good idea? 15 minutes are up, skanky fame-whore..........so just go away
By hillbillygirl45, on February 11, 2012 00:54:35
Thank God I'm not the only one who despises this nasty, orange, no-talent, extention-wearing, garden gnome. Who thought a spin off was a good idea? 15 minutes are up, skanky fame-whore..........so just go away
By hillbillygirl45, on February 11, 2012 00:54:35
Thank God I'm not the only one who despises this nasty, orange, no-talent, extention-wearing, garden gnome. Who thought a spin off was a good idea? 15 minutes are up, skanky fame-whore..........so just go away
By hillbillygirl45, on February 11, 2012 00:54:37
Thank God I'm not the only one who despises this nasty, orange, no-talent, extention-wearing, garden gnome. Who thought a spin off was a good idea? 15 minutes are up, skanky fame-whore..........so just go away
By hillbillygirl45, on February 11, 2012 00:54:39
How did something like this even get famous? What's the hell wrong with this country.
By lkl, on February 11, 2012 03:00:18
Snooki & JWoww are this generation's Abbott & Costello. Yes, they are that talented. The world is a better place as long as they're around to let the world experience their brilliant comedic talent. They are both geniuses.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2012 10:55:40
Please stop the hate. Snooki is the real deal and you people can't handle that.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2012 11:50:15
Hillbillygirl45 show us your tits!
By Indianapolis 500 drunk spectator, on February 11, 2012 12:18:41
What a waste of fucking oxygen....
By Ryder, on February 12, 2012 03:17:23
I see this lasting about 3 episodes.
Aside from that this is just an attempt to hype a already dead show.
By AndyDandyWarhaul, on February 13, 2012 11:21:42
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