Cameron Diaz may not be much of an actress, but she's damn good at annoying people and not thinking before she opens that gigantic hole in her face. She managed to insult an entire group of disabled people by referring to her funky shaped body and hyperactive behavior as "spastic".

The Charlie's Angels star infuriated UK disability charity Scope (formerly called The Spastic Society) - who help people suffering cerebral palsy - with her inadvertent insult, and they have warned her to watch her words. A spokesperson for Scope says, "We are keen to remind Cameron Diaz that, as a role model, she should watch her language. Likening her 'wild days' to acting like a 'spastic' is extremely offensive to people with cerebral palsy and perpetuates negative assumptions about disabled people."

I'm sure Cameron Diaz believes she's a boiling over pot of lovable fun, so she probably thinks running around shouting things like "Retard!" is super cute coming from her. Guess what, Cameron. It's not. Not from you. It's funny coming from anyone but you. I'd rather slide naked down a razor blade and land in a pool filled with salt than listen to your incessant yapping. Now get back to looking miserable while you spend a small fraction of your huge, undeserved fortune like you did in these pictures below from your trip to Rome earlier this month.



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In what was a close race, Tom Cruise won the title of "Tackiest Star of the Year". He topped a list which also included Jude Law and Sienna Miller, Paris Hilton and Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown. It would be very hard to beat out stiff competition like Paris Hilton, but we should expect this from an Oscar winning actor. Oh, wait ... no Oscars for Tom. Oops.

Last week we learned that Tom Cruise went out and bought a $200,000 ultrasound machine so he could obsess over his (what can only be a) test tube baby in the privacy of his own home. Since he's such a publicity hound charitable guy he's announced he will be donating the machine to a hospital after the baby is born. The cool part is, Tom has very likely customized the machine with special Scientology laser beams which properly brainwash the fetus in the womb to save people the time and energy of doing it when the kid is capable of free thought.

Tom Cruise and the rest of team Mission Impossible 3 are pissing off the locals in Shanghai, China. They have been shooting the movie there for over a week and this weekend they shut down a major city street to film scenes (pictured below). Residents were forced to take numerous detours during rush hour traffic and were not offered any sort of compensation for their inconvenience. I'm sure Tommy would be more than happy to thank them by inviting them to visit one of the Scientology "massage" tents Cruise likely has erected on the set, not unlike the one he had on the set of War of the Worlds.

While on their ongoing mission to save the world and have sex in as many different countries as possible without confirming they are a couple, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie stopped in Tokyo, Japan to promote the Japanese premiere of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Pictured below is their arrival at the Tokyo airport this weekend. I realize it's "Where's Waldo?" difficult to pick them out in that crowd of people, but Angelina and Brad are the ones with the kids.

The cover of an upcoming issue of People featuring young Sean Preston Spears Federline is proof make up artists and digital enhancements can be your best friends. Especially when you're Britney and Kevin. Fixing up those pictures must have been as difficult and time consuming as it is for archaeologists to dig up dinosaur bones. Chipping and brushing off all that dirt and crust is hard work.


Speaking of hard work, Britney must be exhausted from watching other people take care of her son all the time. She's practically sitting on her kid's lap in these pictures from their trip to New York, but would rather have the nanny reach through from the trunk of the car to comfort him and plug him with that pacifier. Brit fans, be sure to address your Happy Mother's Day cards to the nanny.

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Lindsay Lohan claims she now weighs 130 lbs. and is revealing what the crash diet was that turned her into what resembled a chewed toothpick who at one point weighed under 99 lbs. She says,

It was just a crazy diet. Nothing but cantaloupe, fruit juice and water. Plus a 2 hour workout 7 days a week." She continued, "I nearly died. When I see pictures of myself, I looked like a starving refugee. Not an attractive sight. What was I thinking?"

Oh, I dunno, Lindz. Perhaps it was the same thing you weren't thinking when you decided befriending media whores like Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton was a great career move for a rising star. And it's the same thing you weren't thinking when you let borderline pedophile Wilmer Valderrama and borderline HIV positive Jared Leto have sex with you. Hopefully today's Page Six which reports that hotel hopping nomad, Jared Leto, has been cheating on Lindsay with some groupie in Vegas while she's been preparing for the AMAs will bring the point home.

No time to find the right sized shoes or shave your legs before the show? Man, you are one busy rock star.



I'll admit. I do, however, love the hair on her head.

Sienna Miller and Jude Law have been running around with wax lipped smiles claiming their relationship is better than ever, but Page Six is reporting these two are publicly hating each other.

The two went to dinner Monday night at Freeman's on the Lower East Side and, according to a witness, "got into a heated argument in front of everyone. It was so bad that Sienna was brought to tears and stormed outside to catch her breath and have a ciggie." The bickering didn't end there. After the couple had lunch at Balthazar yesterday, they got into another tiff. Our corner mouse says: "They were fighting on the corner of Spring and Broadway, [screaming] [bleep] this and [bleep] that and [bleep]hole and bitch . . . Jude got so [bleep]ed off, he told her one last time to [bleep] off and then he stormed off. He left poor Sienna standing on the corner in the rain waiting for him to turn back around, but he did not." Miller ended up going back to Balthazar to get out of the rain."

Wow. It's one thing to use filthy words like the "F" word, but "bleep" is super harsh. It's not nearly as offensive as Sienna Miller's wardrobe. I love M.C. Escher, but I think he might be a little pissed off that his work turned into that oversized shirt/dress/crap. Sienna Miller's taste in clothes is enough to make me [bleeping] scream, so I understand why Jude Law wants to [bleep] other people.