IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Archives 11-2005

Madonna Hates Attention

Madonna is quoted in this article as saying,

I'm not obsessed with publicity or celebrity anymore. I think it's all a lot of shit. I had it and it didn't make me a happier person. Actually, I quite hate it when the media doesn't leave me and my family alone, but I accept it as the price of success. I get freaked out by some of the haircuts and outfits I had in the past but nothing too serious. I like to think of myself as a revolutionary."

When one doesn't like drawing attention to one's self, one should not wear what Madonna's wearing in these pictures from two days ago. Yeah, the fur collar, diamond "M" ring, that hair and those sunglasses really scream, "Go away, stop looking at me!" Don't they? The sunglasses are the worst. One of my biggest pet peeves is when people wear sunglasses indoors or at night, but it gets worse when the glasses have crap like G U C C I displayed so prominently. I made it a point not to be as pretentious as her when I bought my Hummer. It has a 6 inch lift, limo tint on all the windows except the driver's, 24 inch, diamond encrusted Sprewell Spinners and a license plate which reads FU SUKRZ. See, but I drew the line at the optional Chinchilla fur seat covers and infinity spa, and that's why I'm better.

posted by Jenny on Thu, November 17, 2005 | | |

posted by Jenny on Wed, November 16, 2005 | | |

Jessica Simpson Needs to Pay Attention

I'd rather be riding a bicycle behind a leaking fuel tanker truck and steering it with my feet while I light and shoot off bottle rockets than be anywhere in the vicinity of Jessica Simpson when she's driving while typing on her Sidekick. I'd be safer behind that tanker. This girl can't even think and speak at the same time, so all of this is clearly too much for her to handle.

posted by Jenny on Wed, November 16, 2005 | | |

Kate Moss is Sniffing Out Acting Roles

The Sun Online is reporting that Kate Moss wants to quit modeling to become an actress.

The 31 year old beauty recently in rehab for cocaine addiction told pals she plans to reinvent herself. She is now deciding which acting course to take, and is asking her film star friends for advice. A pal said: "The month in the rehab centre gave her plenty of chance to think things over. "She is aware that her modelling career cannot last forever. She believes that with some coaching she could do well in films."

I'm sure there are at least one or two hundred "token drug addict" parts just waiting to be cast in movies set to be released within the next year. Judging from these pictures taken of her a couple days ago they could save a lot of money on hair and make up if they just leave her in 'as is' condition and throw her into a part. She dated one of the most talented actors alive, Johnny Depp, so if some of his talent rubbed off then she actually has a chance. Her acting skills couldn't be any worse than Britney Spears'. Parrots are better actors (and singers) than Britney Spears. Dead parrots are even better though. They're just more passionate about their characters. So much so that they'd die for them.

posted by Jenny on Wed, November 16, 2005 | | |

I don't like links in that way

Brooke Burns broke her neck [Egotastic]
Caption Me: Scott Storch [Perez Hilton]
Mischa Barton's a vision in white [A Socialite's Life]
Take a turn on Vida Guerra [Hollywood Tuna]
South Park tackles Scientology this Wednesday [Boing Boing]
Prison Break producer found dead of apparent drug overdose [UPI]
Mandy Moore flickers [City Rag]
Paris Hilton's pet monkey attacks [Hollywood Rag]
Halle does Versace [Popsugar]
Eva Longoria: the tour guide [Just Jared]

Random picture of the day: Diddy and friend

posted by Jenny on Tue, November 15, 2005 | | |

Tara Reid is 30

Yes, believe it or not, Tara Reid actually lived to see 30 years old. She went out partying at Mood this weekend to celebrate. My birthday gift to her is posting pictures of her before she was drunk and that's only until I find the drunk ones from this night, and because she almost looks more weathered when she's sober. If you're able to look away from her giant balloons, you might notice she's starting to look like "Magda", Cameron Diaz's leathery housemate from There's Something About Mary. She is so sun damaged that even if she donated her skin to Buffalo Bill to use for his skin suit, he'd refuse it and send her home with a bottle of SPF 80.

posted by Jenny on Tue, November 15, 2005 | | |

I don't like links in that way

Kevin Federline is a homie [A Socialite's Life]
Kimora Lee Simmons goes blonde (nightmare) [Hollywood Rag]
Chloe Sevigny in a little, black bikini [Hollywood Tuna]
Hollywood's sexiest body parts [City Rag]
Save Jake! [Perez Hilton]
Lindsay Lohan can't sing (video to prove it) [Egotastic]
A Posh boob job [Popsugar]
Vince Vaughn snips a bit [Just Jared]
Teens do the dumbest things ... like snorting Vodka [College Humor]

posted by Jenny on Mon, November 14, 2005 | | |

Madonna Isn't Reading This

Madonna says she refuses to read newspapers or magazines because she doesn't want to read inaccurate stories about herself and doesn't have the time to defend herself to the journalists.

I find it frustrating because my life is always misinterpreted through a filter of misinformation. It's simple. I don't want to be influenced by the gossip and the press and one inevitably is if you read it. I get to the third page of a paper and there's a hideous article about me, my husband or my children or somebody in my circle, and I end up getting irritated and I'd rather not have that in my life."

I feel the same way about bills. When I receive ones I deem unnecessarily high, I simply ignore them, do Ashtanga Yoga, drink Kabbalah water and tighten the knot on my red string. I do all of that in the dark while I lick the dust from my last package of Ramen noodles, but at least I have my priorities straight unlike you people.

Here she is a few days ago. Every time I post flattering pictures of her people complain, so I'm meeting you half way here.

posted by Jenny on Mon, November 14, 2005 | | |