Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are set to star in Wuthering Heights which will take place in Yorkshire, Northern England.

Film chiefs have told the Yorkshire Evening Post 'off the record' that the deal has been done to bring two of the film industry's biggest stars to Yorkshire. Film scouts are understood to have been combing the Yorkshire area in the last 10 days to find the perfect film locations to film the wild, passionate scenes between two of the world's hottest stars, who will play Heathcliff and Cathy, two of the literary world's greatest romantic figures. They are rumoured to start filming next year and could be in Yorkshire for six months, along with a huge crew and cast. The lid is being kept on details of the deal. Depp, 42, who is a lover of the Bronte's literary works, once said during an interview: "Am I a romantic? I've seen Wuthering Heights 10 times. I'm a romantic."

I haven't stopped swooning and soaking up the fluids leaking from my body long enough to really absorb this delicious piece of news. The whole movie could be an Earth shattering blockbuster filled with genius and magic, and I won't notice because I'll be rocking in my chair, biting my nails and tapping my feet while impatiently waiting for the Depp/Jolie love scenes. I can pretty much guarantee my chair won't be the only one buzzing in the theater since the Silver Bullet is pretty easy to conceal. But if those theater ushers track me down, I hope they wait until my "O-face" is gone. If they don't, my face might get stuck that way and I don't want to walk around looking like Macaulay Culkin for the rest of my life.


Hey, look ... she's finally smiling and they're holding hands in public!


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John Paulus, a former U.S Army Green Beret, has been receiving death threats from "Claymaniacs" ever since he went public with claims that he had sex with Clay Aiken in a Quality Inn in Garner, NC. Paulus, 38, passed a polygraph test administered by the National Enquirer in an attempt to corroborate his story. He tells the Enquirer:

I have several personal ads on gay men Web sites," he told the Enquirer. "Clay later told me he saw my pictures on a couple and decided to e-mail me. On Dec. 16, using the screen name of 'valleyprettyboy,' Clay sent me his first message. He wrote, 'Hey man, [I] see you're online. I'm 26 years old from Raleigh and would love to talk. I have pics but I have a very recognizable face and I can't post the pics. I would be happy to send them to you if you can promise absolute discretion." Paulus added that in later e-mails, Aiken "told me that he had just come out of the closet to his mother and a few close friends last year. He told me that he was single again, having broken up with his boyfriend about five months ago."

Wow, what a shocking secret. If you had a gay treasure map, the 'X' would be on Clay Aiken's face, so I wasn't exactly jumping up and down pointing at my screen when I read this. But a Green Beret admitting he has "several" personal ads on gay websites is not a very smart move. All Clay wanted to do was support our troops, but now you have an army of "Claymaniacs" after you. I realize that little girls with braces may not be much of a threat, but you might want to watch out for those guys in camouflage. I can't make it out from here, but it looks like bars of soap wrapped in towels.

Source: Page Six

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's globetrotting hasn't helped shake off the paparazzi. Maybe if they tried to be a lot less attractive and stopped reminding us they have sinful, deviant, hours on end, unprotected, premarital sex by getting pregnant we would leave them alone. Well ... then we'd be stuck with another Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, and that would be bad. Not as bad as an episode of Gastineau Girls, but pretty damn close.

Brad, Angelina, Zahara, Maddox and Maddox's love for the paparazzi arriving at LAX:


Angelina in Los Angeles:


Brad and Angelina leaving Claridges Hotel in London on Wednesdsay:


Brad and Angelina leaving the "A New Mindset For the UN" conference in Switzerland yesterday:

Rumor has it (Ha! Get it?) that Jennifer Aniston kept a diary throughout her marriage to Brad Pitt and plans to turn it into a tell-all book in order to stick it to Brad as payback for his relationship with Angelina Jolie. This may or may not be true since she was quoted recently as saying the following about 2005:

It's been the best of times and the worst of times. It's been quite a year, but I wouldn't change anything or trade it in for anything. I wouldn't be sitting here and feeling how I'm feeling."

Chain smoking while watching your Friends box set and your ex-husband's new girlfriend's waistline expand thanks to his sperm is a ... um ... "feeling". It's not necessarily one most people would prefer. If I was Jennifer Aniston and had to choose between that feeling and the one you get from dousing yourself with gasoline and lighting yourself on fire, I'd choose the gas and fire. If I lived through it, not only would I not "feel" much of anything since my nerves would be severed, but I could star in a series of horror movies. Hey, sometimes you need to make sacrifices in order to get people to finally watch your crappy movies. Even if it means you end up smelling like a scorched Goodyear tire.

Jennifer at Sundance:

Insanely hot actress, Salma Hayek, has spoken out against Hollywood's obsession with weight, insisting that extreme dieting makes women "bitches". She says that she will not conform herself to Hollywood standards by working out or starving herself for a role.

I find it very boring to have to be skinny all the time. It bores me and makes me bitchy. And yet in Hollywood it's okay if you're a bitch - as long as you're skinny! "A lot of these girls who spend so much time trying to be skinny - everyone is complaining about them. They don't make people feel good about themselves."

I know that masturbation isn't a topic I normally cover here, but ever since From Dusk Till Dawn, Salma Hayek has been in heavy rotation. Ten years is a long time, and when I pretend to talk to Salma, I know it hurts her to know about Jennifer Love Hewitt and Brooke Burke, but I'm not a "commitment" kind of guy. Sorry Salma, but I'm a wild heart that can't be broken.


Source: Female First

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Page Six is reporting that Kate Moss has agreed to write her autobiography for Richard Branson's Virgin Books to tell her side of the scandal that occured when Britain's Mirror printed photos of her snorting cocaine in a London Studio. Though a release date hasn't been set, Virgin expects the book to be released this year, with the 32 year old Moss reportedly being offered two million dollars.

Okay, so we know that this book will probably come with pop-up pictures, buttons that play music or say the words that are in the extra big font.

• Page 1: Me having my picture taken
• Page 2: Me sniffing cocaine
• Page 3: Me leaving the country
• Page 4: Me sniffing more cocaine
• The End
  

Moss out celebrating her 32nd birthday on January 21st:

Keifer Sutherland, star of the great 24, shocked employees of the Ye Rustic Inn in California when he entered with a group of rowdy friends demanding to start a tab at 9:00 a.m. Sunday morning. When presented with the bill, Sutherland claimed that his wallet had been stolen and he told the staff, "I promise I'll come back and pay." Then, according to witnesses, he proceeded to do a series of karate kicks in the middle of the floor. A fan of the actor agreed to buy him several rounds of J&B on the rocks, and after devouring a plate of chicken wings and throwing the bones on the floor, Sutherland left without tipping.

It seems that all you hear lately is "Keifer + alcohol = drunken ass" stories, but it's tales such as this which make me proud to be an American. Because if an actor can't get drunk first thing in the morning and bury prostitutes in his backyard, then the terrorists have already won. Some people may argue that I'm pushing my own agenda here, but these freedoms that we take for granted don't come easy. Some prostitutes have a really hard grip.


Source: Page Six