Kate Moss has reportedly dropped a libel lawsuit against the British television network, Five, which claimed Moss was a frequent cocaine user and once had to be revived from a cocaine induced coma in their 2004 documentary, The Truth About Kate Moss. Last month, the network was allowed to use now infamous images of Moss snorting cocaine in a London recording studio as evidence in the ongoing case. After being asked to sign a Statement of Truth to deny that was cocaine in the images, Moss immediately dropped the lawsuit and is now stuck with legal costs that are estimated at $100,000.00. A legal source says:

It is unprecedented for a libel claimant to chuck in the towel like this. It was always obvious that her claim was weak and it was surprising that she even considered suing."

This was almost like the time I called the police and told them Brooke Burke raped me. I showed them my paper cuts, but apparently magazines can't technically stand trial. That may be true, but she knows what she did. Sorry, Brooke, but "no" means "no."


Kate Moss on March 25th:

Openly gay actor, Ian McKellen, has blasted Jake Gyllenhaal for saying Brokeback Mountain was a terrifying experience because it meant he had to kiss another man. McKellen, who has long been a vocal critic of Hollywood's homophobia, says Gyllenhaal offended other gay actors with his comments. He says:

I got very upset when one of the actors said it was the most terrifying job he'd ever had because it involved him kissing another man. Imagine how rude that is. Suppose I'd said the most appalling thing I ever had to do was kiss Helen Mirren!"

Whoa there, Ian. Ease up, okay? I know exactly where Jake is coming from here. Look man, not all guys like long deep kisses and cuddle time, so give him a break. You're still gonna get your reach around, what more do you want?

Jake, his sister, Maggie, and Peter Sarsgaard on March 12th:

• Matthew Perry is kissing this [Hollywood Tuna]
• Flavor of Love reunion video clip [Hollywood Rag]
• It's almost Slip 'n Slide weather, baby [City Rag]
• Nick Lachey is still sowing his oats [A Socialite's Life]
• I don't know who Paget Brewster is, but she has a nice rack [Egotastic]
• This guy is gross enough to date Kirsten Dunst [D Listed]
• Kim Basinger for Miu Miu [Just Jared]
• Carmen Electra leggy on Leno [Popsugar]
  
• Playboy's Playmates of the month (NSFW) [Daily Niner]
• "Baby, what happened to your face?" (Slither) [Pajiba]
• Harrison Ford hates the Internet [CelebNewsWire]
• Remember Leprechans in Alabama? Here's the remix [College Humor]
• Female streakers (NSFW) [Smit Happens]
• What's a DIKFORE? [Busted Tees]

Here's a little weekend randomness for you. Chances are good you haven't, but in case you've ever wondered what gets our asses shaking while we're getting dolled up for our conjugal visits here in the state pen, it's the sweet smell of fresh fish and some great tunes.


One of those tunes is "Dare" by Gorillaz ...


Another is "The Reflex" circa 1984 by Duran Duran ...


This was also an excuse to do a little shout out to a friend of ours who could use a little extra love right now. Be strong, Miss Michelle a.k.a. "Shelle Belle," and get well soon.

Oh, and, John Taylor ... you will be mine. Oh yes, you will be mine.

A Los Angeles Superior Court Judge reprimanded Colin Farrell for eluding his sex tape depostition. Farrell is the plaintiff in the case and is suing Nicole Narain (his co-star on the tape) and HollywoodScandals.com for releasing the tape to the public.

Farrell had previously offered an array of excuses for being unavailable for deposition. Attorneys for Farrell said this morning that the actor would not be available until May, and suggested that it should be conducted in Farrell's home country of Ireland, or on location with his current film crew in New York. With the trial date quickly approaching on July 17, Judge Berle ruled that Farrell's refusal to appear before May was totally unacceptable. He ordered the actor to be available for deposition within 20 days, adding that if Farrell wanted the deposition to take place in New York that he must assume the expenses of bringing everybody to him."

You know, all of this could have been easily avoided if Colin had banged me instead. He could tape it, not tape it, tuck it under his pillow, broadcast it live via satellite, I don't care. Frankly, I don't get why Nicole Narain wants to share that tape with everyone. Colin would have gotten better head if he stayed home alone with that cat and a jar of peanut butter. By the way, Colin, if you're ever driving through my neighborhood and want to know why all the chrome is missing from everyone's trailer hitches, you know who to call.

Colin on the set of Pride and Glory:


And more Colin pictures for my own ... uh ... reasons:


Tip thanks to Melody via email/press release.

Rachel Hunter will be a free woman this week when her divorce from Rod Stewart will be finalized after a seven year legal battle. The pair, who married after dating for three months, have been seperated since 1999, but have finally reached a settlement on child support for their two children. Hunter signed a prenuptial agreement in 1990.

I should be a free woman by the end of the week. I can finally move on. It feels great."

You ever wonder why a hot chick like Rachel Hunter would marry a fugly mess like Rod Stewart? In 1990 he was worth $100 million dollars. Apparently that's a good way to get supermodels to have sex with you. I live in my car, but I called Rachel and told her that I would kill Kimberly Stewart, so I'm pretty confident we can work something out.

For some reason people still care enough about Julia Roberts to cast her in a Broadway play called Three Days of Rain and applaud her during a preview of it on Tuesday. Given the choice, I would rather watch a live taping of The Tony Danza Show while standing outside during a blizzard wearing nothing but one of David Letterman's pencils between my cheeks than watch a play starring Julia Roberts and her 5,200 teeth.

The actual purpose of this post was just to have an excuse to put up these pictures of her caught yelling at the paparazzi in New York a few days ago. Maybe she was mad there's no part for her in Oceans 13, and she's taking it out on them. Or maybe she's just a raging bitch.

• Russell Simmons is finally having a moment of clarity [Popsugar]
• Mother, may I sleep with Tori Spelling's new show ? [City Rag]
• What's with Brad Pitt's tramp stamp? [Hollywood Rag]
• The latest X3 promo pictures [Just Jared]
• Natalie Portman chillin' in Toronto [Egotastic]
• Matt LeBlanc is filing for divorce [D Listed]
• Tom Cruise: Still a moron [A Socialite's Life]
  
• Three 6 Mafia pimps Paris Hilton [Hollywood Tuna]
• Kristin Cavalleri in Blender [Gorilla Mask]
• Video interpretation of Sean Paul [College Humor]